''f ever in your life

''f ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.''

May, 24 2010 153 chars (1 sms) 2846 views Funny

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5 Signs U Need To Be A Taliban:

5 Signs U Need To Be A Taliban:
1. U Have More Wives Than Teeth
A2. U Own A $5000 Rocket Launcher But Can''t Afford Shoes.
3. U Refine Heroin But Haue A Moral Objection To Beer.
4. U Think Vests Come In 2 Sttyles : Bullet Proof And Suicide.
And Most Significantly !
5. U Wipe Your Arse With A Stonee....

"Sunehri Baat"

"naiki" kar ke aisy bhool jaaya karo
jaisy
log math ka paper dekh kar muskrana bhool jaaty hen......:)

Shahrukh Khan kaunsa

Shahrukh Khan kaunsa Chemical hai ???

Ok.. the answer is Sodium...

Bhool gaye...

He said Main Hoon NA...
NA is the chemical symbol for Sodium....

Raks Kerti Hy

Raks Kerti Hy
Gardish-e-Dauran

Dar Khuley Hyn
Sharab Khano''n K

Chai Peeney Ko Ab
Kahan Jaye''n

Band Hotel Huey
Pathano''n k ... ;->

padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai

Padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai?
ek
shauk se
aur
ek khauf se
Shauk hume he nahi
aur
Khauf to hame
kisi ka bhi nahi he

To Jiyo bindas...
:D

I had many options...

I had many options...
POISON,
ELECTROCUTION,
SLEEPING PILLS,
HANGING BY NECK,
COMING UNDER TRAIN,
JUMPING FROM A HEIGHT,
But...
I Chosed Education..... :->

I Am The Most

I
Am
The
Most
Outstanding
Student Of
My
Class ...

Because ,

I
Always
Stand
Outside
The Class ... ;->

[Presudent Of
Out-standing Students]

Beta :

Beta : Papa Aap Ki Love Marriage Hui Thi Na .... ???

Baap : Jee Beta !!! Aap Ko Kese Pata ???

Beta: Wo Aap Ki Shaadi Aur Meri date Of Birth Main
Sirf 6 Months Ka Farq Hy na ...

Raat Bhar Wo i Nhi

Raat Bhar Wo i Nhi

Hum Hila Hila Ker So
Gaye;

Jo i Nhi Light Thi,

Aor

Jo Hila Rahay Thy Wo
Pankha Tha,

Tum bi na yar kya kya
Sochtay ho?

1 man goes to

1 man goes to coffee shop, orders a coffee..
Waiter takes the order goes across the table n does some ishara.
& after some time brings the bill.
Man asks what about the coffee, you did some ishara n got me the bill.?

Waiter replies, "Samajhdar k liye ishara he coffee hai"...

hmari life bhi cirke

Hmari Life Bhi Cirket Ground Hai Or Hum Playerz.
Jo 1st Time Larki K Saath Pakra Jaye
"Knock Out"
Hota Hai,
Jo G.F Ko Milnay Ja Raha Ho Rastay Me Accident Hojaye,
"RUN OUT"
Jo G.F Ki Deewar Phlangtay Huay Pakra Jaye,
"CATCH OUT"
G.F K Bhai Mar Mar Kr Tangain Tor Dain
"LBW Out"
Ap Ka Dost Ap Ko Larki Ban Kr Bewaqoof Bnaye,
"Stamp Out"
Or Kuch Pedaishi "CLEAN BOLD"
Hotay Hain.
Ye Log Sirf Taalian Bja Kr Guzara Krtay Hain.

Iqbal K Kehnay Pe Jab Basera Kiya

Iqbal K Kehnay Pe Jab Basera Kiya
Shaheen Ne Chattanon May...

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Usay Bhi firing Kar k Bhaga Diya Pathano Ne...

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