''f ever in your life

''f ever in your life
''f ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.''
  

May, 24 2010     153 chars (1 sms)     2714 views       Funny

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1 Baat Tou Btao ?

Plz Is Ko Mazaq Me Mat
Talna

Gol Mol Jawab
Nhi Chale Ga

Dekho

Kuch Baatai''n
Zindagi Me Bohat Ahem
Hoti Hyn

Sach Sach Btana













LIGHT HY ;->
Ghar Se bahir Wo nakab
mai nakli,


Sari gali unke fikar
mai nikli,



Inkar Karte the Wo humari Mohabbat se,




Aur humari hi Tasvir unki
kitab se nikli.
Jo Log Sms Wusool Kr Rahe hen Un Se Guzarish hy
K
Jawabi Sms
Laazmi irsaal Kren

Jawab Mosool Na honay Ki Surat men sms Ki Farahmi
Munqata Krdi Jaeygi.
Teacher : Bacho''n Dunya Main Insaan K Liye
Koi Kaam Mushkil nahi Hai ... !!!

Ek Student Bola: Madam Toothpaste Ki Tube Main
Toothpaste Wapis Daal Ker Dikhaye''n ... ;->
Height of Orkuting...!


Boss got angry with employee as he saw him orkuting....!


Ssends his termination through Scrap..!
Tere Naal Dosti Aakhri Sah Tak Nibawange

Tere Pairan Thalle Assi Ta Talliyaan Tikaawange

Jado Marzi Parakh Lai Mere Dosti Nu

Teri Mashook Assi Phasavange. . . ;->
After Putting Us In Fire
Of Love And You Are
Sweetly Sleeping





Nai Samajh Aai
Nalaiq ???


Ye Lo







Aggan La k Sanu Ishq
Diyan Tey Ap Mithee
Neend Sona Ae ... ;->
Boss-Ek Accha Mirror Leke Avao Jisme

Muje Mera Chehra Dikaye De

Sardar-Boss Mai Sab Dukan Gaya Per Sabme

Mere Hi Chehra Dikha

Apka Chehra Diknewala Nahi Mil
Soch us wqt meray Dil pe kaya guzra hogi
“D_G”
Jb us ne ghoom k meri taraf daikha or boli:
Ezcuze me…..
“PAd”
Ap ne maara hy?
Raheel :
Awaaz Sunai Deti Hai, Aadmi Nahi Dikhta.

Dr:
Aaisa Kab Hota Hai?

Raheel :
Phone Karte Waqt
Line Marne K Bht Se Trike Hai Jin Me Se 2 Mandarja Zel Hain.
















1.Kachi Pencil Se.

2.Paki Pencil Se.
Why pakistan is in trouble ? Population: 16 crore
4 crore retired
3 crore in state govt don''t work
2 crore in school
2 crore under 5 year
2 crore unemployed
2 crore house wives
99,99,998 are any time in jail.
The balance is you & me. you are busy in checking SMS.

HOW can i handle pakistan alone? ;->