''f ever in your life

''f ever in your life
''f ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.''
  

May, 24 2010     153 chars (1 sms)     2228 views       Funny

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Hockey Aur Cricket Main Kiya Faraq Hai?

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Sochoo...

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Nahi Pata?

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Hockey Main Pakistan Ek Ghanta Zaleel Hota Hai.
Aur Cricket Main Poora Din.
Ab Aaya Samajh Main?
Land lord:Ok,I give you 3 more days to pay rent.
Tenent:Right sir,I select the days of Diwali,
Holi
and
Christmas
Khyal Ko Kisi Aahat Ki Aas Rehti Hy


Nigaho’n Ko Kisi Surat Ki Talash Rehti Hai


Tere Bina Koi Kami Tou Nahi


Bas Gali Wali Jamadarni Udaas Rehti Hy . . . ;-
ankh b baichain hai,
dil b terey liye tarsa hai,


ab to kar dey wapis merey paisay,
guzar ghaya ik arsa hai
A Friend Gives A Barrel Full Of FEVICOL To His Friend On His Birthday.
What Does This Friend Who Receive The Gift Sing ???
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Dushman Na Kare Dost Ne Woh Kaam Kiya Hai
Umra Bhar Ka GUM Humai''n Inaam Diya Hai ... ;->
Jab se tumhein jana hai,


Jab se tumhein paya hai,


Her dua mein tera naam aya hai,


Taa k pooch sakun rab se k,



''''Yeh tu ne kaisa ajooba
banaya hai..?
Pathan to his friend:Yara humko film mein kaam karne ka bara shok hai.

Friend:Yaar Tumhein konsa role pasand hai ?

Pathan:
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CHICKEN ROLL.

Pakistan me burai kon phela rha hy?

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1- INDIA
2- AMERICA
3- ISRAEL
4- AFGANISTAN
5- BARTANIA

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Ans:
"GEO".. ;->
NAFSYAT ki class main profesor ne chuhe
k samne chuhiya or Gandum ka dana
rakha Chuha daney ki tarf gya
Profesor ne makai ka dana rakha Chuhe
ne is martaba bhi chuhiya pr
dhyan na dya Profesor bola, dekha,
bhook main zyada taqat hy.
Pichli bench se awaz ayi
Sir ek dafa chuhiya b badal kr dekhen... =P ;->
Aik Din Geo K Saat Aur Aik Raat Shehnaz K Saat Pappu...




"Kia Ye Khula Tazad Nahi Hai" ;->
Sceince kehti hai paani boil karne se
germs mar jatay hain.

Science ko yeh to btao k germs ki
Dead bodies to paani
mai he rehti hain na;-)
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?