''f ever in your life

''f ever in your life
''f ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.''
  

May, 24 2010     153 chars (1 sms)     2558 views       Funny

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TITANIC k Saath 1
Memon Bhi Doob Raha
Tha ...

Aur Hans Raha Tha


Captain Askd:
Oye Hans Kyun Raha
Hy ... ?

Memon:
Shukar Hy Me Ne
Return Ticket Nhi
Khareeda ... ;->


Janab Zardari Sb Apni Kitab "Gharibon Ka Khaatma" (Jild 2,Pg # 74)
Main Likhtey hain..

"Meray Hum-Watno Mehangaie Se Na Daro Hawa Khaoe,
Ghussa Piyo Aur Mazey Se Geo:-)
Prince charles & sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "pass the wine you divine"
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard
Ek bangali Mareez:
"Dr Sahab
Potla Potla Potty Aata
Hy
Khaany Ko Mann Nahi
Kerta Hy"

Dr:
"Ye Lo Dawai
Motta Motta Potty
Aaye Ga
Jese Marzi Kaat k
Khana ..."
Mumbai attacks kay baad Pakistan ney bhi India ko apni MOST WANTED LIST bhej di hai......
SINDH demands KATRINA KAIF

PUNJAB demand PRIYANKA CHOPRA

BALOCHISTAN demands KAREENA. KAPOOR

NWFP desperatly and urgently wants SHAHID
KAPOOR... =P ;->
Pir Sahib went to a prostitute for sex.
after having fun the prostitute asked: " pir sahib paise ?"
Pir sahib replied " pagli ,tujh se thori na longaa "
Teri ummid tera intizar krte H

Ae sanam hm to sirf






















Teri Bahen se pyar karte He
Sab Dost Bewafa Ho Gaye

Hum Apne Mobile Se Khafa Ho Gaye

1 Sms Tou Kr Do Zaalim

Werna Dunya Samjhe Gi Aap Dunya Se Dafa Ho Gaye ;->
Pathan Apni Girl Friend K Sath Date Par Gya ;Or Aishta Se Bola " Mre Dil Mei Ek Bat Ha Magar Kehte Howe Ghbrata Hoon ."
Girl : Keh Do
Pathan : I Really ...... I Really Love ...... I Really Love Your Brother ..
''Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”''
"Every woman needs a husband
because everyday every minute.....
Something goes wrong which
she can''t blame on
God or Government." =P =D


Itnay anmol hein k khareed na saka koi hum ko Pappu

Heran-o-pareshan hein k ab IPL khelein to khelein kesay.;-)