''f ever in your life

''f ever in your life
''f ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.''
  

May, 24 2010     153 chars (1 sms)     2945 views       Funny

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film actress meera yesterday screamed
in an interview
"agar mein jhoot boloon to mera baap marr jaaye".
The city district government of lahore
has reported that 26 men from
various parts of lahore simultaneously
suffered a heart attack last night.
Golden Words:

Tumhari Kamyabi Main Sab Se
Barri Rukawaat

Tumhari Biwi Hai ...!!


< Asif Ali Zardari >

Modeling offer for you

Apko karna ye hai k dopaty ki advrtisment
k lye PLAZA se kudna hai
or grne k baad khna hai:

Uff



Sar Phat Gya Mgr Dpata Nhi Phata.;->
Log Kehtay Thay K
Altaf Bhai Agar Kuttay Ko B
Election Larwain Tu Wo B Jeet Jay
Kuch Din Pahle Zardari K
Intekhab Par Ye Baat B Sabit Ho Gai Hy . . . /
Last Night. . . .


I Dreamed I Ate A Ten-Pound
''''Marshmallow''''



&



When I Woke Up





















The Pillow Was Gone . . . ;->
Q) Why did Inzamam retire from cricket ?


A) Because he has got the exclusive
rights for Priya Gold Biscuits in Pakistan - Haq se Maango.
FaRaz NoW AvAliBle iN eNGlIsh FlAvOur
Oh Faraz The Robber Took Out His Knife
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And Asked For My LG KG 195
Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahathma Gandhi
Dasso hun bapu di maniye ya chache di?

Paper mei is Liye Mere 100 Number Aaye hain pAppu...



Likh k Aaya tha...
" HAR SAWAAL KA Ek HE JAWAB ALTAF ALTAF " =P ;->


Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light.

He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.

“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?” asked the another man.

Santa replied, “Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.”


AN IDEA CAN CHANGE UR LIFE





But,





A woman can change your IDEA..


So,




Always change


Women
to change
IDEA(S)





WHAT AN IDEA
"LOVE"
In France is a Comedy,
In England a Trgedy
In Italy
a Wonder,
In Germany
a Drama,
But
In Pakistan
National game
Hai sub khelo...