''f ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.''
Science teacher:agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak
kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi. Student:par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye
Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u
with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U,
Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday.
Teacher: Humien Garibon k Saath Pyar se Paish Aana Chahiye.
Boy: Acha Ab Samajh me Aaya.
Teacher: Kya?
Boy: Yehi k Papa Aksar Maasi ko Galay Kyun Lagatay hain.