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Rearrange the Letters ...

" M O T H E R
I N
L A W "

It Would Come As

" W O M A N
H I T L E R " ;->

May, 25 2010 141 chars (1 sms) 2278 views Funny

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Tere Honton Kay Taqaddus Ka Khayal Aata Hai Pappu...
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Warna Hum Tou Chumma Chaati K Champion Hain... :P

''Kahan se dhoond k lao gay Wafa is jahan main "FARAZ"

''Kahan se dhoond k lao gay Wafa is jahan main "FARAZ"

Jo jata tha BILLO k ghar Ab kehta hy:

PREETO mery naal wiyaah kar lay''

boycott Indian new movie 3 idiots

Let''s boycott Indian new movie 3 idiots.

We all protest for they did not cast you in the movie. After all,
you are the most well known idiot alive. ;)

A reasent studdi haz shon

A reasent studdi haz shon

dat peepal hoo aar werry

gudd lukeeng aar werry

baddd att spallings... ......... .

Vatt iz yorr

opeeneun???? ?

The 1st Advice Of

The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
“Remember 1 Thing Son
If U’re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap”

Cutest Love Story

Cutest Love Story:

A Boy and Girl of Nursery class Kissing Each Other.
Suddenly Teacher Came.

Whats Happening?

Miss Isne Meri Vaseline Laga Li Thi.

Wapish Le Laha Tha. :-)

Mein teri aankh se o jhal ho jaonga,

Mein teri aankh se o jhal ho jaonga,

Dur bohat fizaon mein kho jaonga,

Meri yadon se lipat kar roye ga tu buhat,

Jab mein tujh se udhar lekar farar ho jaonga.->

Meri prem kahani ka ajeab ending tha,

Meri prem kahani ka ajeab ending tha,

wah wah

Meri prem kahani ka ajeeb ending tha

Izhar-e-muhabbat sms se kiya tha
Jo unki shaadi tak pending tha..

yeh tha bada bhari..

yeh tha bada bhari..

marie se nahi banta khari....

char payyo pe chalti hain lori[truck]

ab tu jake karle ghade ki savari....;->

Hi cute sweet

Hi cute sweet
Most Graceful the smartest Beautiful person
Pretty Loving caring

AB KHUSH???

Chalo ab tum aram kro dosron ko b pagal banana hai..:-)

Policeman: Tum Ne

Policeman: Tum Ne
Beech Road Pe Bus Q
Rok Di ???

Pathan: Hum Shehr Me
Naya Aya Hy Mgr
Qanoon Nhi Torta,
Wo Samne Dkho Lkha Hy
"BUS STOP"
Tou Hum Ne Rok Dia ;->

Sardar ko uska Susar Jootey mar raha tha

Sardar ko uska Susar Jootey mar raha tha
Admi:Q maar rahe ho?
Susar:Iski B.V ne Hospital se sms kia "Tm Bap ban gay ho"
Is ne apne sarey dosto ko fwrd krdya.:-

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