Titanic was sinking.

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!

May, 26 2010 181 chars (2 sms) 3076 views Funny

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1st ever intelligent sardar.

1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)

itni btamiz aurat maine zindagi

ItNi BtAmiz AurAt MAinE ZiNdAgi mEin nAhe dEkhi...

Jo kEhti hAi "App k AcouNT ki RAqAm iS cALL k Liye nA kAfi hy... ;->

Larki Pehli Baar Larke

Larki Pehli Baar Larke k Saath Uski Car Main Drive Par Nikli

Wo Ek Sunsaan Road Se Guzarne Lage Tou
LAki Ne Poocha :
â€˜â€™Kia Tum Sirf Ek Haath Se Drive Ker sakte Ho ?â€™â€™

Larka Khushi Se Bola : Haan Haan Kion Nahi . . .

Larki : Theek Hai , Ye Lo Tissue Paper Aur Apni Naak Saaf Kerlo

Dil Ki Bato''n Main Aana Acha Lagta Hai

Dil Ki Bato''n Main Aana Acha Lagta Hai

Kurri Ko Le K Date Pe Jana Acha Lagta Hai

Shaadi Se Pehle Dil Ko Bhaate HYn Sangeet

Baad Me Tou QOMI TARANA Acha Lagta Hai ;->

Free Stay Free Dinner

Free Stay
Free Dinner
Free Lunch
Free Security

To Avil Dis Pack Just Call On 15"
And Say"

I''m Responsible 4r
Lahore "BLAST"!!

Aik Elephant agar

Aik Elephant agar
Nangey Aadmi ko
dekhay ga to kha
Sochay ga?

Nahi Pata?
Ye hi k..

ye Aadmi iti si soond se paani kesay pita hoga..?
ha ha ha ha ha r
Nangey Aadmi ko
dekhay ga to kha
Sochay ga?

Nahi Pata?
Ye hi k..

ye Aadmi iti si soond se paani kesay pita hoga..?
ha ha ha ha ha

perfect example for newtons 3rd law

Teacher:Tell me The perfect example for Newton''s 3rd law?

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Student:Every Time I open my Book,
My Eyes Close automatically..!

HEIGHT OF SUSPICION

HEIGHT OF SUSPICION
Man asking his Wife" Who is the father of second child"

When....His wife delivers TWINS

''kash tum BAKRI hote,

''kash tum BAKRI hote,
hum tume GHAS khilate or pyar se tumare SING
hilate or puchte msg bhejne me
kanjus kon tu ya main?
to tum pyar
se bolte MAI..MAI..MAI''

koshish karien k woh

Koshish karien k woh SMS bheja karain jo hamien pasand hoon..
ab aap hamari pasand poochien gay..
To hamien EASY LOAD walay SMS bht pasand hain.

aj raat 2 bar 11

aj raat 2 bar 11 baje ge or 2 bar 12 kon kehta hai k guzra waqt dobara hath nhi ata arey pakistan mai sab possible hai yar geo zardari

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Thinking About Me
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I''m Also Doing The Same
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Thinking About Me . . . ;->

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