Titanic was sinking.

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!

May, 26 2010 181 chars (2 sms) 1954 views Funny

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A brand new love story.....

A brand new love story......
In theatres this august..

Starring:

George W Bush
Condoleezza Rize
Tony Blair
Pamela Anderson

Special guest appearance:

Bill Clinton

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Introducing the villain - Osama Bin Laden..
Music by Gen Pervez Reshamiya..
Item number by Monica lewinsky..

Khabi Al-Qaeda Na Kehna.. :d

Farishte Ne Memon

Farishte Ne Memon Se Puchha,
"Batao Tum Dozakh Me Jana Chaho Ge Ya Jannat Me?"

Memon Ne Chaalaki Se Puchha,
"PEHLE Mere Ko Bata K Kraya Kiska Kam Hai;-D

Bolo Baby

Lrka apni Girl Friend se:
Meri Bachi
Meri shonu
Meri Gurya
Mujh Se Shadi Kro Gi?
Bolo Baby

Girl:
Mujhe Perpose Kr raha hai Ya Godh le raha hai...

Ever wonder why

Ever wonder why

the sun LIGHTENS our hair, but DARKENS our skin?

Why is it that to STOP Windows 98, you have to click START?

Why is ''ABBREVIATED'' such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do PRACTICE?

Why is the man who invests all your money called BROKER?

AwAM ki PurzOr FArmAiSh pAr...

AwAM ki PurzOr FArmAiSh pAr...

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Aik bAr Phir:

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EiD MubArAk... =P ;-

Re Sa Sa Re

Re Sa

Sa

Re

Dha Ni Pa

Ni

Sa

Sa Sa

Re

Re Ma Ga

Ni Maga

Sa

Sare

Bas Mere
Indian Idol Ab Soja

Phool Main Phool,

Phool Main Phool,
Phool Jama Phool,
Phool Daar Phool,
Phool Hoon Phool.
Ab Isko Lafz ''Phool'' K Bagair Parho.?

Businessman explaining

Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives

“Monopoly is always damaging

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Competition improves service”.

Teri Maa Di Teri Peo Di Terie Bra di

Teri Maa Di
Teri Peo Di
Terie Bra di
Tere Babi De
Tere Poray Khandan Di
Te Meri V tu Jaan Hain
Hahahahaha

nafrat ki nigah say dekh raha hon

1 Dafa 1 molvi movie dekh raha tha.

Doosra admi:molvi sab ap nay tu kaha tha
k ap movie nai dekhtay.

Molvi:mai is ko nafrat ki nigah say dekh raha hon...:-)

Aankhon me Jab Kabhi

Aankhon me Jab Kabhi Tasveer Aap ki aati hay...

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Hum..

Lahol Wala..

Parh lete hain..

Tabiyat Sanmbhal..

Jati hay...

Dhanya Rs=3

Dhanya Rs=3 Mirch Rs=5 Palak Rs=15 Aaloo Rs=20 Teenday Rs=30 Tomato Rs=40 Yeh sab tu mehanga hai... par sms tu sasta hai! phir karti kion nahi? kanjoos.

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