Titanic was sinking.

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!

May, 26 2010 181 chars (2 sms) 2826 views Funny

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Agar Aasman tak mera haath jata,

Agar Aasman tak mera haath jata,
Agar Aasman tak mera haath jata,

To phir mein normal insan na hota, waisey tum kya samjhe they?

After marriage,

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can''t face each other, but still they stay together. . . ;->

''Wo ped kya jis mein dali na ho,

''Wo ped kya jis mein dali na ho,
Wo baag kya jis mein mali na ho,
Wo ghar kya jis mein ghar wali na ho,
Aur wo mard kya jis ki bahar wali na ho.''

Once there was

Once there was a mirror which used to kill â€œLIERSâ€
FRENCH:I think I donâ€™t smoke (killed)
AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed)
PATHAN:I think (killed)

1 pakistani dosray s

1 Pakistani Dosray Se: "Yaar Kehtay Hain Is Baar Jang Computer Se Lari Jay Gi?"

2nd: "Han Misile Computer Se Contorl Hotay Hain Na"

1st: "Phir To Ham Jang Haar Jainge"

2nd: :Wo Kaise"

1st: "Yaar Ager Misile Chalanay Se Pehlay Bijli Chali Gai Tu?..

We Must Believe In

We Must Believe In
LUCK ...

For

How Else Can We
Explain

''The Success Of Those
We Do Not Like ...!" ;->

if a baby is born in

If a baby is born in
Africa...
Wh8 will b the color of
the baby''s teeth ?

Why U waste this much
time !
How will a new born
baby have teeth ? ;->

Jab Se Tum ko Dekha Hai

Jab Se Tum ko Dekha Hai

Mera Raat ko

Din Ko

Subha Ko Shaam ko

Khaate Waqt

peete Waqt

Sote Waqt

Jaagte Waqt

Huns Huns k Bura Haal Ho Gaya Hai............:P

''True Bayghairti is

''True Bayghairti is:To arrive home late at Night,Cigarette in hand,Mom waiting 4 u With aJHAROO in her hand & u ask:"Hey Mom Abhi Tak Safai Kar Rahi Ho?"''

Arz kia ha..

Arz kia ha..

Karachi main agar agaye talibaan..

Wah wah..

Kia arz krdia ha mene

karachi main agar agaye talibaan,,

to kesi lage gi burqay main shiri rehman.

Police:Instead of hospital

Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA

Wife : Do you want dinner?

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

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