Titanic was sinking.

Titanic was sinking.
Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!
  

May, 26 2010     181 chars (2 sms)     2893 views       Funny

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I know u r too much daring person and like to dare to any game.

I have a special dare 4 u.

Can you do?

if yes then the dare is!


"Bijli k Transformer par khadey ho kar nahana hai".
Dost Mere Marne K baad
Mera Janaza Us Ki Gali Main Ghuma Dena

Agar Wo Dikh Jaye Tou

Ek Baar Mera Hila Dena













Kya.....????




















Gandi Soch Rakhne Wale Aadmi




Abay Mera Haath Bye... Bye K
Liye... ;->
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
Aik Aurt Dresing K Liye Dr K Pas Jati Hai,

DR ! Dresing Karte Huay Pochta Hai,

Ap Ko Kis Cheez Ne Kata Hai?

Na To Ye Kutte K Kate Ka Nishan Hai Or Na Hi Kisi Dosre Janwar Ka,

Aurat !

Ye Aurat K Katey Ka Nishan Hai

Jis Ne Mujhe Apne

Shuhar K Sath Dekh Lia Tha.1
An Interesting Line Written At The Back Of A Biker '' S T Shirt:

"If You Are Able To See This,

Please Tell Me That My Girlfriend Has Fallen Off"
Taj mahal dekh kar,

Bola Shahjahan ka pota!

Taj mahal dekh kar,

Bola Shahjahan ka pota!





Apna bhi Bank Balance Hota,

Agar dada AAshiq na hota.
Burusli Aur Kawa Agar Gana

Gayen To Koun Se Styal Me Gange.




























Socho. . .



































QAWWALI

§M§ K¡||3r

Maantay Hain Lahore Lahore Hai.

Par Karachi Uska Shauhar Hai.


Karachi Main Bhi Ek Lahore Hai.

Jiska Naam "Gulistan-e-Jauhar" Hai.
Ek sawal...14FEB VALENTINES DAY ko log aisa kia karte hain k theek 9 MAHINAY baad 14 NOV ko "CHILDREN DAY" manana parta hai.


A SciEntiFic Question:

Q: Paad Ki Smell Q Hotee Hai?
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A: Taakay Behray Loag Bhi Enjoy Kar Sakain ;-)
A Great Thinker Once Said -

A Man With His Tool In A Woman''s Mouth...
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Can Also Be A
D E N T I S T!
Amemon sent Rs.1000000 unsigned cheque to PM''s Flood Relief Fund n Wrote...
"Cheque is unsigned b''coz, I do not want any Publicity"