Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!
Sheikh Sb on death bed: Pinky,my wife, r u there?Wife: Yes i m.Sheikh Sb: Kids r u there?Kids: Yes papa v r here.Sheikh Sb:To ullu k patho dukan pe kon hai?
Ye 1 sacha wakia hy.ignore mat krna
Korangi me 1 lrke or lrki ne ghr se bhag k shadi ki.kuch dino bad do9 me larai hogai.1 din lrka,lrki ko mar rha tha.lrki ne bachne k lie churi uthai to wo lrke k lag gai or wo mar gya.lrki ghabra k apne ghr ja k so gai.usne khwab me dekha 1 baba keh rhe he.beta tere kpron pe to khoon k nishan hy tmhe to police pakr legi.lrki boli.baba ab me kya kron to baba ne kaha.
