Titanic was sinking.

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!

May, 26 2010 181 chars (2 sms) 2979 views Funny

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Kya aap jante hai

Kya aap jante hai

ki gawaar kisko kehte hai?

wahi jo anguthe ka Istimaal karte
hai.

waise aap iss waqt

kis ungali ka Istimaal kar rahe hai? ;-)

1 Pathan Apne

1 Pathan Apne
Rikshaw k 7 Khara Tha

1 Aadmi Aaya Aur Bola:
"Bhai Gulshan Jaoge?"

Khan:
Me Tou Chala Jaonga
Lekin Mera Rikshaw Ka Ko
Khyal Rakhega ...? ;->

Aaj Apne Dil Ke Derwaze

Aaj Apne Dil Ke Derwaze Humare Liye Khøl Do,

Jo Kuch Hai Dil Me Bus Bol Do,

Ager Humara SmS Acha Nahi Hai Tou,

Isi Waqt Apna Mobile Tod Do . . . . . ;->

Boy: Bus Male Hoti hai ya female?

Boy: Bus Male Hoti hai ya female?
Girl:female ,har koi ispe charthe hai.
Boy: to Phir woh pregrant kyon nahi hoti?
Girl:kyon k sab peachay se charhte hai.

Boy To Teacher:

Boy To Teacher:

Mam I Love U .

Mam:Stupid I M Ur Mother ,

Boy Dailed A Number 4rm Mob & Said
"DAD I Have Done Ur Work,
Now Increase My Pocket Money"

You are equal to

You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420

SPECIAL OFFER,

SPECIAL OFFER,
BRING A CHIT ON EXAM DAY,
SCRATCH AND SHOW IT TO YOUR NEAREST TEACHER &
WIN FREE TRIP TO PRINCIPLE’S OFFICE & ENJOY 3 YEAR
VACATION AT HOME.

Aik jagah se

Husban: Darling! tum mujhe aik jagah se boht achi lagti ho.

Wife(khush ho k): Kahan se?

Husband: dooooooooooooor se...

Define a True Music Lover?

Define a True Music Lover?

A Girl singing in a Bathroom
While Taking Bath
and a Boy Near the Keyhole
is Using His Ears Not His Eyes.

Tum Chand Se Khobsorat Ho

Tum Chand Se Khobsorat Ho Sitaron Se Poch Lo

Tum Pholon Se Khobsorat Ho Bharon Se Poch Lo

Tum Larki Se Bhi Khubsurat Ho
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Pathano
Se Poch Lo..

''Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.

''Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.

Student (After 2 Mins): "Age Long Oven"

Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?

Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti. :-)

Last nite i had a dream.

Last nite i had a dream.
I was walking with God.
He asked me, "Who''s ur best friend?"
I told him ur name.....

He smiled & said....

"Sab Pichle Janam K PaaP Hai !!" ;->

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