Titanic was sinking.

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!

May, 26 2010 181 chars (2 sms) 2359 views Funny

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World''s Shortest

World''s Shortest Horror Story by Martin Garner contains only the following lines

"When the world''s Last Man was alone in his
room,the door was knocked"...

CHICKEN ROLL

Pathan to his friend:Yara humko film mein kaam karne ka bara shok hai.

Friend:Yaar Tumhein konsa role pasand hai ?

Pathan:
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CHICKEN ROLL.

KfC Price.....

KFC New Prices.

Piza @Rs.200
Chicken @Rs.150
Burger @Rs.100
Pepsi @Rs.50

Lakin ap phir b kuch kha nhi sakte Q K
ap k pas tou sms k liye b paisy nhi hote.

Height of being Hygienic:

Height of being Hygienic:

A Computer Science student washing his hands with Dettol
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after removing a Virus from his System ;)

aaap main say har ko

Aaap main say har koi nashta karta hoga, har koi anda(egg) bhi subha subha khata hoga.......
agar aap ki mom kisi din aap say aakar yeh kahain k
egg main say ek memon nikla hai tou hairan na hoeay ga kyun k jarasim or memon har jaga hote hain.

tamam muslimz sy app

Tamam Muslimz Sy Appeal Hey
K Khuda K Liye
Walls,Iglo0,Sn0opy
Aur Om0re Ki Icecream Mat Khain
Q K.......
Dusr0n K0 Khatay Dkh Kr Mera B
Dil Kerta Hey 0r
Mera Gala Kharab Hey

q wh8s the differe

Q. Wh8''s the difference between Mechanical Engineers & Civil Engineers ... ?

A. Mechanical Engineers Build Weapons, Civil Engineers Build Targets ... ;->

''Boy: what will u give

''Boy: what will u give me as reward if i climb Mt.Everest? Girl: A push.''

kameeni CHARAS peeti thi.

Us ki ankhon mein lagta tha k mery pyar ka nasha hai
"paPpu"

Wo to baad mein pata chala kameeni CHARAS peeti thi... ;

Line marne k bohat se tareqe hein, jin me se chand darj-zeel hein:

Line marne k bohat se tareqe hein, jin me se chand darj-zeel hein:

1: Pakki pencil se,
2: Kachi pencil se,
3: Marker se,
4: Pen se..! :-p

This is my leg

This is my leg
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Itne Dair Dabane ke Liye Thanks.I Feel Much Better Now... :-)

To The Beautiful

To The Beautiful Couple In All The Land,

May Your Anniversary Be Happy And Grand.

Happy Anniversary

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Titanic was sinking.

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