Titanic was sinking.

Titanic was sinking.
Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!
  

May, 26 2010     181 chars (2 sms)     2454 views       Funny

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2 Dost: "Wo ghutnon k bal chal kar maire pas ai"

1 Dost: (seemingly impressed)Acha tu is nay shikast tasleem karte hue kia kaha.


2 Dost : kehne lagi Charpaie ke neechay se nikal aao or ainda zaban sambhal ke baat karna !! ;->
Son:Papa sab log shadi karke pareshan hai tau shadi Q karte hain

Papa:Beta akal badam khane se nahi, thokar khane se aati hai !
Don''t be too good I might miss you, don''t be too caring I might like you, don''t be too sweet I might fall its hard for me to love you when you wont love me after all.


Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

A woman met a man
Walking along the streets
Wearing only one shoe.
"Just Lost A Shoe?" She asked
He answered:
"Nope, Just Found One" ;)
1 kharb


1 arab


1 karor


1 lakh


1 hazar


1 so


1 dafa


I LOVE YOU


Meri jaan


Mery chand

Mery sohny

Mery pyary

PAKISTAN
kia smjhe nadaan?
If DHONI & SANIA Marry,

What Will Be Their Son''s Name? ? ?






So Simple Yaar

" DHANIYA "
One for Physics students!!
if a man if walking down from the 3 floor to the ground floor!! what does he need??



Ans: STEP-DOWN Transformer!!
if they get together then y willl they become social workers?






if they be together they united






n to unite wid saif....will make the ...UNISAIF(unicef)


Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)
Agr Obama Sadr-e-Pakistna hoTa To us KA kya Name Hota?/
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