Titanic was sinking.

Titanic was sinking.
Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!
  

May, 26 2010     181 chars (2 sms)     3082 views       Funny

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Why did Vivek not react when he & Aish brokeoff ?
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Because he was VIVEK OBEY RAI


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Hum b muqadar ko choona laga kr din ko so jate hain...! ;->
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HAMMAD:So What? You Hv Writen ALL CARD ACCEPTED!
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Milk Turning Sour .... ???

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Keep It In The Cow ... =P ;)
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Kitna Pagal Hai, Apnay He Ghar Ka Pata Poochta Hai. :-)

UnKi Gali Say Mera Janaza
nikla

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Janaza

UsKa Ghar Aya To Meray Dost CT Bajanay Lagay


Rakh K Mera
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between "A
Locomotive Engineer"
& "A Teacher" ?


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One Minds The Train,
Where As
Other Trains The Mind...
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Jo 1st Time Larki K Saath Pakra Jaye
"Knock Out"
Hota Hai,
Jo G.F Ko Milnay Ja Raha Ho Rastay Me Accident Hojaye,
"RUN OUT"
Jo G.F Ki Deewar Phlangtay Huay Pakra Jaye,
"CATCH OUT"
G.F K Bhai Mar Mar Kr Tangain Tor Dain
"LBW Out"
Ap Ka Dost Ap Ko Larki Ban Kr Bewaqoof Bnaye,
"Stamp Out"
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Ye Log Sirf Taalian Bja Kr Guzara Krtay Hain.