Titanic was sinking.

Titanic was sinking.
Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!
  

May, 26 2010     181 chars (2 sms)     2285 views       Funny

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Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hain,
Toh Dil Me Kya Hain???











































































Dard-E-Disco ;-)
Ek ladka ladki dekhne gaya...

Both are in a room for 10 minutes to talk each other...

Ladki (Darte hue) : Bhaiya aap kitne bhai bahen hain?

Ladka : Abhi tak to 3 the..lekin ab 4 ho gaye.
O Rok Do Mere Janaze Ko Zalimon

Mujh Me Jaan Aa Gayi Hai

Peeche Mur K ou Dekho Kameeno

Ciggerate Ki Dukan Aa Gayi Hai ;->
Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?

Aam ZindAgi-
YaAr PlZ Kuch SmS to Bhej DiyA KAro.

MentOs ZindAgi-
Oye Bhutnike,BhikAri,KAmine,HArAmkhor BalaNce GaYA Tel Lene,Sms bhej.
Urgent msg to all..

if anyone want to donate their eyes..

plz contact.


Umpire Steve Buckner “He want to continue tour to Australia“

“Netra daan maha daan“
Khila Hua Gulaab




Aur




Laga Hua Julaab





Hamesha Nahi Rehte ..... ;->


Moral
[ Failure Is Temporary ... =) ]
''Tusi boht great ho........

Rusgulay di plate ho......

coce di krate ho........

ande da aamlate ho.......\''
Mat Nikalo Mera Janaza Uski Gali Se "pAppu"
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Warna Uska Baap Kahega..
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Sala Marte Marte B Ek Chakar Laga Gaya... ;->
Why Do Girls Look Beautiful ? ? ?


Is It Real Or Due To make Up ? ? ?













All False








Girls Look Beautifull Because










Boyz Have Good IMAGINATION . . . .
Agar manzil ko pana chahtay ho to
hosla saath rakhna


Agar piyar ko pana chahtay ho to
aitbar sath rakhna


Agar hamesha muskarana chahtay ho to
To

to

to

DANT SAAF RAKHNA.
Chahty hain wo hum sy waisi chahat ka wada!!!!
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Jaisy!!!!!!
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Lemon max, ghuly km or chaly ziada :-)