Titanic was sinking.

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!

May, 26 2010 181 chars (2 sms) 2790 views Funny

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SWEET POEM:

SWEET POEM:

Eat With Butter,

Cut With Cutter,

When You Forget MeYou Will Definitely Fall In Gutter..:-)

Sorrow is our constant companion

A man was asked 2 explain dis saying:

Sorrow is our constant companion, Happines comes & goes.

Man said:
My Wife is always wid me. Her frndz comes & goes.
;-)

Teri Jheel Si Aankhon Me. . .

Teri Jheel Si Aankhon Me. . .

Doob Jaaane Ko Dil Chahta Hai

Agar Yaqeen Nahi Aata
Tou Suno

"GHURRRUP" . . . ;->

Sardar: i love u ka kya matlb ha?

Sardar: i love u ka kya matlb ha?

Girl. Main tm se pyar krti hn.

Sardar:Aj kal ki lrkyan bari bsharam hn 1 baat ka mtlab poocha free he ho gayi..!

whn a girl falls dow

Whn A Girl Falls Down
She Is Helpe By So
Many People
But
Whn A Boy Falls Down
Everybody Laughs

Whn A Girl Licks
Her Lips
She Is Thirsty
Whn Boy Licks
His Lips
He Is Tharki

Whn A Girl Smiles
She Is Considerd Cute
Whn A Boy Smiles
He Is Flirt ...

Still People Say
This Is Men''s World ... ;->

Wife-1baat bolti hu,

Wife-1baat bolti hu,Par maarna nahi.Hus-Batao. Wife-Me Pregnant hu! Hus-Its
GoodNews.Wife- Shadi k pahle dad ko bataya to bohot maar padi thi

Once james bond

Once james bond hired a rickshaw n went 2 a place..
Driver: 12.50rs.
but bond gives him only 10rs
Driver: y only 10rs?
Bond:"DHAI ANOTHER DAY"! ;->

If people says you

If people says you are crazy, be patiend. if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.

A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing

A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing
that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…! :p

A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)

TODAY i was going

TODAY i was going to be millinoer as a man came to me and asked to sell the most valuable thing i posses, i said i have nothing, he asked about my love, i said i have given it to "the person readin th message"

"khatay Huay Bolna Nahi Chahiay"

Zardari Ab Chup Ka Roza Rakhain ge
Or Kabhi Nahi Bolein ge,

kyun K Zardari Ne Suna Hai,

"khatay Huay Bolna Nahi Chahiay"

3 chezao k damn khabi na chorrain.

3 chezao k damn khabi na chorrain.
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in ki larkian.

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Titanic was sinking.

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