Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!
Mulk e aziz ki salamti k liye student ko
1 hafta kya?
Aik saal b ghar ma bhetna paray tou
b is qurbani k liye hum tayyar hain
From,
NALAIQ STUDENTS ORGANIZATION.
Bank Main Meyan Biwi Ka Joint Account Tha
Aik Roz Bivi Check Le Kr Ponchi
Aur Boli Mai Dus Hazar Ruppe Niklwana
Chahti Ho Lekn Kayal Rahe Jo
Hisa Mere Meyan Ka Hai
Aus MAI Se Dejye Ga . . . . . :->
Sardar : Was thinking .
Sardarni : Kya soch rahe ho?
Sardar : ye START TV walo ko pata kaise chalta hai
Sardarni :Kia?
Sardar : yehi k " Ap dekh Rahy hain STAR PLUS " !