Titanic was sinking.

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!

May, 26 2010 181 chars (2 sms) 2333 views Funny

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Why do we all marry?

Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE. . . ;->

A man robs

A man robs a bank and takes hostages.
He asks the 1st hostage, "did you see me rob the bank".
The hostage answers "yes". The robber, promptly, shoots him in the head. Then he asks the 2nd hostage if he saw him rob the bank. The hostage answers, "no, but my wife did" . . . ;->

exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..

Rule of success:

Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life.

And act exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..

punjab coventon ki kamyaabi k baad

Punjab Coventon ki kamyaabi k baad MQM k leaders k naye naam:

Choudry Haider Abbas Rizvi

Faisal Butt Subzwari

Rauf Gujjar Siddiqui

Mian Farooq Sattar

Shaikh Waseem Akhtar

Rana Babar Gouri

Syed Mustafa Kamal Gillani . . . ;->

ArE You MaLe Or Female?

ArE You MaLe Or Female?

Answer Ke Liye NEachay Dekho

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Bewakof Yahan Nahi Apne NEachay -:)

This iz Cheating..

18 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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......18 yr old girl-- get lost ! no !
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5 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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18 yr old girl-- OMG ! he's shoo cutee (^_^) yes yes i will !!

This iz Cheating..

''Asslam-o-alaikum--- "Good Morning"

''Asslam-o-alaikum---
"Good Morning"
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Ab Neeche kia nashta dhoond rahe ho?
Aik bar keh to dia''

Bachpan mei ki muhabbat . . .

Bachpan mei ki muhabbat . . .

Jawani mei howe barbad . . .

WAH WAH . . .

Ticket thi FAISALABAD ki or pohanch gaye HYDERABAD . . . ;->

Kal ho "aaj" jaisa,

Kal ho
"aaj" jaisa,

Mehal ho
"Taaj" jaisa,

Phool ho
"Gulaab" jaisa,

Aur

Zindagi ke har qadam pe friend ho...
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oye hello,
Friend ho"Mujh" jaisa.

ArAy PeN kh0 gAyA WArnA kAsAM sE

(Ghazal)

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ArAy PeN kh0 gAyA WArnA kAsAM sE GhAzAL t0 GAzAb ki thi ChALo NeXT TiME... ;->

Wafa Inti karu k bewafai na rahe

Wafa Inti karu k bewafai na rahe

pyar itna karu k jazba na rahe

Aitmed itna karu k Shak na rahe

Sms itne karu k Balance Na rahe

Lo Meri Girl Friend

Lo Meri Girl Friend Ka Photo Dekho

Press Down

Thora Aur Neeche

Dikhi Ya Nahi ...

Haram Khor Bhabhi Ki Nazar Se Dekhta Tou Zaruur Dikhti ... ;->

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