Titanic was sinking.

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!

May, 26 2010 181 chars (2 sms) 3000 views Funny

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Sardar ne Bacha aghwa

Sardar ne Bacha aghwa kia or tavaan k lye sticker pe likh k bache pe chipkaya "10 Lakh subah pull k neche pohnchado"
Aur bache ko ghar wapis bhejdia
Dosre din wo pull k neche gya to usy paise milgye or sath sticker pe likha tha
"Maa Qasam paise ka gham nai,Gham to is bat ka hai k SARDAR ne SARDAR ko loota

Pakistan cricket team has complained

Breaking News:

Pakistan cricket team has complained in ICC about australia that:

Ye baray larkay le aye they hum jabi haar gay..:->

I Like You I Like You

I Like You

I Like You

I Really Like You

I Really Really Like you....

Kyunki Geeta mai likha hai

"PAAP SE NAFRAT KARO PAAPI SE NAHI"..!!!

Want To Make $$$$$

Want To Make $$$$$ Wid Ur Computer . . . ? ? ?

No Risk . . .

Really

U Just Have To

Press ''''SHIFT + 4'''' Five Times In A Row . . . . ;->

Man 2 Pathan:

Man 2 Pathan: Khanji kal maine apko phone kia par apne uthaya nai.
Phathan: Kyun uthata. Yeh jo maine 30 Rupaiyye deke Gana lagwaya hai, woh tera Baap sunega?

''*Meri taraf say apko 1 "PAPPI"

''*Meri taraf say apko 1 "PAPPI"
Apki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI"
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI"
Batau Q?
Aaj hi mere "DOGGY" ne 10 "PAPPI" ko janam dia hai!''

in school canteenth

In School Canteen,There Was A Basket Of Apples With Notice Written :

"Don''t Take More Than 1, God Is Watching!"

A Little Further There Was A Box Of Choclates,
A Naughty Child Wrote:
"Take As Many As U Want. God Is Watching The Apples":-)!

WhaT wiLL a kiD

WhaT wiLL a kiD SinG wHo paSsed hiS KG ExaMs...?

GuEsS..

pLz yaAr iTs siMpLe..../

hE wUd siNG.../

KG Kiya Re
KG Kiya Re

TUM Hi TUM HO"

"TUM Hi TUM HO"

Hansny Main
Rony Main

Jagny Main
Sony Main

Pany Main
Khony Main

KOYAL Ki Koo Koo Main
Pholon Ki Khushbu Main

Gaaon Ki Gori Main
Aatay Ki Bori Main

ABBA Ki Daant Main
TariQ Road Ki Chaat Main

AMMAA Ki Pitai Main
DiL Pasand Ki Mithai Main

Jhooty Ki Sachai Main
Is DiL Ki Gehrai Main

PYAR Ki Nishani Main
Student Ki Biryani Main

Chai K Hotel Main
7up Ki Bottle Main

Karli K Saahil Main
Or,
Mere MOBiLE Main
"TUM Hi TUM HO''

Ab "BUSH" Ke Bad "OBAMA"

Ab "BUSH" Ke Bad "OBAMA"

Zara Sambhal Ke Rahkna Qadam IRAQ Me "OBAMA"

"BUSH" KO Pare Hain Jutay Tera To Utar Dainge "PEJAMA".

What Is B.E. . . .

What Is B.E. . . .

8 semesters are there

80GB syllabus

80MB we study

80KB we remember

80 Bytes we answer

BINARY marks we get,

The Degree finally we get is BE

That is Brain Empty (B.E) . . . ;->

Aadmi shaadi kyon

Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai? Takee vo marne ke baad agar jannat jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar dozakh jaye to homely feel kare

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