Titanic was sinking.

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!

May, 26 2010 181 chars (2 sms) 2869 views Funny

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Two guls are talking to each other:

Two guls are talking to each other:
HEY I GOT MARRIED!
OH,THATS GOOD!
NO DATS BAD ,HE''S UGLY!
OH DATS BAD!
NO DATS GOOD HE IS RICH!
OH,THATS GOOD!
NO DATS BAD ,HE WONT GIVE ME A PENNY
OH DATS BAD!
NO DATS GOOD HE BOUGHT ME A BIG HOUSE!
OH,THATS GOOD!
NO DATS BAD THE HOUSE BURNT DOWN!
OH DATS BAD!
NO DATS GOOD HE WAS IN IT!

Doctor: U Look Exactly

Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.

Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?

Doc : Two...

MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy ..

''Ho mera kam in fakiron ko sms karna,

''Ho mera kam in fakiron ko sms karna,

In kanjoso garibon ka inbox bharna,

Mera ALLAH inhe bhi abshram ajay,

Ye sms parhte hi inka bhi sms ajae……

A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,

A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,
the judge began, youâ€™ve been
brought here for drinking.
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started. . . ? ;->

Dil CHEER K Dikhaon

Dil CHEER K Dikhaon To Dard Dhund
Na Paaoge

Wah Wah

DIL CHEER K Dikhaon To Dard Dhund
Na Paoge

Q Ki
Dard To Mere SIR Me He..

FIRST LINE TO WRITE IN EXAMS:

FIRST LINE TO WRITE IN EXAMS:

"All the answers written below are imaginary & work of my creative mind. Any resemblance to text book is unintentional & purely accidental"

One Manb read a Board

One Manb read a Board "likhne wala brilliant, parhne wala idiot."

Man becomes angry, he rub board and writes,

"Parhne wala Brilliant Or Likhne Wala Idiot"

Utray ga FARAZ...

Nursery,

Baloch Colony,

Karsaz,

Airport,

Malir,

Quaidabad

Laloo khait

Laloo khait

thakk..

thakk..

Rok ustaad

Utray ga

FARAZ...

Shaadi ke pehle

Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Aapke Hai Koun? :)
Shaadi ke baad - Barbadi Ka Kaaran :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Yes Boss :)
Shaadi ke baad - Yes Boss :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Mere Sapno Ki Rani :)
Shaadi ke baad - Chutki Ki Amma :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Kabhi Kabhi :)
Shaadi ke baad - If you are lucky :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen :)
Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen? :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Apke Hain :)
Shaadi he baad - Hum Apke Hai Koun?

Santa:

Santa: Oye Banta don''t marry that girl, she is like a TAXI.
Banta: Choti si to city hai yaar... kitni chali hogi?

''On this special day

''On this special day
When the world is filled with
Love, hope and joy

I would like to express
My appreciation and care

For the most wonderful person
In the whole wide world

Wont you please be my valentine''

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!

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