Titanic was sinking.

Titanic was sinking.
Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!
  

May, 26 2010     181 chars (2 sms)     2861 views       Funny

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Hum Fizaon K Badalne Ka Intizaar Nahi Kerte

Aandhiyon K Rukne Ka Intizar Nahi Kerte

Yaad Aati Hai Tou Sms Ker Dete Hain

Hum Kanjuuso''n K Sms Ka Intizar Nahi Kerte


A SciEntiFic Question:

Q: Paad Ki Smell Q Hotee Hai?
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A: Taakay Behray Loag Bhi Enjoy Kar Sakain ;-)
Question: why did GOD create Husbands? Because Fingers, Candles, Vibrator, Banana, Kheera, Lokkie, Lamba Bangan, cannot pay for SHOPPING.
Ek Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.

Aur Bola:



Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.

Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega. :-)
height of dehydration..
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a cow givin milk powder...
sTuDeNt:MiSs aP nE kAL MuJhE caLL KyOn Ki tHi kYa KaM tHa MuJh Se?

TeAcHeR:Mai Ne To Koi CaLL NaHi Ki

StuDnT:tO pHir mErE mObiLe pE KyOn LiKhA ThA 1 MisS caLL
Mom: Have you given the goldfish fresh water?
Child:No Mommy, they still have not finished the water I gave them last week... ;->


Have We Ever Realized That the Word
''STUDYING'' is Actually a Combination of the Word,

''STUDENT''

&

''DYING'' :-)
Kisi Say Mazaq Karne K 2 Tareeqay . .
































1 Phir Kabhi JÄN¡X . . ;->
Your Sms R Not My Disturbance

But.....

The Disturbance Is Your Silence.....

SO Don''t Disturb Me Please !!! ;->
Jab Subha Jago tu
KALMA
Pahro,

Jab Pani Peene Lagu To
BISMILLAH
Pahro,

Jab Mujhe Dekho Tu
SUBHAN ALLAH
pahro,


Jab Sheesha Dekho Tu

tu

tu

LAHOL WALA
Pahro :)
ENGINEERING ANTHEM*

Fight fight never surrender,
After may there is december.
Where there is a wil there is a way,
After december there is a may.