Titanic was sinking.

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!

May, 26 2010 181 chars (2 sms) 3300 views Funny

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Apny Waado Ko

Apny Waado Ko Kabhi Pora Na Kro
Jab Tak Tumhary Sath
''Kutty Wali''
Na Hojaye... ;->

(Asif Zardari )

aaj tum nein mujh sey

aaj tum nein mujh sey bad tameezee kee thee, mujhe pata hai k tum boht afsurda ho ghey aur pareshan b aur yeh soch rahey ho ghey k mujh ko kaisa manao ghey

to mein batata hoon

"Chalein KFC"?

why do we dress baby

Why Do We Dress Baby
Girl In Pink
And
Baby Boys In Blue ... ??
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Because
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They Can''t Dress
Themselves ... ;->

Last Night. . . .

Last Night. . . .

I Dreamed I Ate A Ten-Pound
''''Marshmallow''''

&

When I Woke Up

The Pillow Was Gone . . . ;->

How woman calls

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

What is the diff

What is the diff. between dava & daru?
Ans: Dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date.
Daru is like WIFE, jitni PURANI hogi UTNA sir CHAD ke bolegi...

patni maike ja kar pati ko

patni maike ja kar pati ko roz phon q karti hai.
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taki pati ko yad rahe ki musibat abhi tali nahi hai

Wife: India jao to saarhee bhejna,

Wife:

India jao to saarhee bhejna,

Dubai jao to jewelry,

France jao to perfume!!

Husband ne jal ke kaha,

Or dozakh jaon to kia bhejon?

Wife:

APNI VIDEO

31st march or 1st ap

31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools...;->

1 Sardar ko TERA BHAI

1 Sardar ko TERA BHAI kehne ki boht aadat thi,

SHadi ki raat apne room me gya or Dulhan ka Ghoonghat utha k bola,

"KAISA LAG RAHA HAI
TERA BHAI".......:-)

''"""wo aksar mujh sy kaha

''"""wo
aksar
mujh
sy
kaha
karty
thy?

"TUMHAIN
APNA BANA KAR HI CHORENGY."

us
nay
bilkul
aisa
hi
kiya???

""APNA BANAYA
OR

CHOR DIYA...''

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