Titanic was sinking.

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!

May, 26 2010 181 chars (2 sms) 2668 views Funny

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mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy

1 aurat 2sri se,
Mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy,
wo ksi larki se milta hy

2sri aurt,
Phr tm kya karogi?

1st
Me aj hi apny boyfrnd ko shohar k pechy lgati hun ;->

Baap re baap

Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap

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Neechay 2 Line mazeed khali hy mere dost...

garam shakar kandi

Pathan Job K Liye London Jata Hai:

Officer: Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay Thy?
Pathan: Selling G.S.K.

Officer: Ye Kya Hai?
Pathan: Garam Shakar Kandi. :-)

Malkin:Tum saFaI

Malkin:Tum saFaI TheEK tArAh sE NaHi kRtI. .

Wo kOnAy mE Lga hUa jaAla dEkH Rahi hO?
Iska zImaYDAar koN Hai?

NokrAni: YaqeenAn kOi mAkri hOgi . . . . :-

ye msg aik ghareeb

ye msg aik ghareeb lerki ka hei jis k paas is sakht sirde me pehanne k liye kapre nahi hein,msg sabko bhej ker uski help karein

name

malika sherawat... ;->

Meri jhukki nazroon ko meri

Meri jhukki nazroon ko meri nafrat na samajh Faraz

Agar mujhe Khuda ka darr na hota to me bhi Imran Hashmi hota.... nafrat na samajh Faraz

Agar mujhe Khuda ka darr na hota to me bhi Imran Hashmi hota....

An old to Doc

An old to Doc: Doc, I think I''m getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.
Doc: That''s not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down

If Any Fat Girl Cross U...

If Any Fat Girl Cross U...

But Come Back 2 U At Listening Of Ur Whistle. . .

Th¡S Situation Iz Ca|LD. . . .

"GOLMAAL
RETURN"

ye shadi nahin aasan

ye Shadi nahin Aasan Bus itna Samajh lijiey..!!

Ek Fernail ki Goli hay aur Choostey Jana hai...!! :)

In politics,

In politics,
your enemies can’t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.

why did the grandma

why did the grandma tie roller skates to her rocking chair....?

bcoz she wanted to rock and roll...!

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