Titanic was sinking.

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!

May, 26 2010 181 chars (2 sms) 2573 views Funny

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Me Aur Meri Tanhai Aksar Ye Baatain Krte Hyn

Me Aur Meri Tanhai Aksar Ye Baatain Krte Hyn

K Tum Hoti Tou Aisa Hota

Tum Hoti Tou Waisa Hota

Aur Tum Na Hoti Tou Paisa Hota...... ;->

wo khush ikhlaqi

Wo khush ikhlaqi.... Wo payari ankhein.... Wo MASOOM sa chehra.... Wo UMDA ZEHAN.... Wo Nice Personality.... Aap ko YAAD Hai??? GOOD.! GOOD.! "Main ab bhi waisi hi hoon"

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Police Constable to his SOn: "Tumhara result acha Nahi aya, aj se Sara Khelna ,Baher jana Or T.v BAND"
Son: " Yeh 100 ruppee Pakro orr Mamla khatam karu "

Sardarji

Sardarji is filling up a job application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected.....................
After much thought he writes: Yes.............................

Girl: Aisa khat likh sajna

Girl: Aisa khat likh sajna
Meri umar beet jaye parhtay parhtay

Boy:
(i=0i>xE''I1i+:e_y#a#>#"e!%; =*?#@?w@''e*,e(p+>i*Le sajni ab parh ;)

Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin

Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin

Duniya Samjh Rahi Thi, Neend Aagai Mujko

Shadiya Karo KASHISH Ki Tarah,

Lambi Umar Ho BAA Ki Tarah,

Rote Raho TULSI Ki Tarah,

Aur,

GADHO,

*Plus Band Karo Aur Insaan Bano

Ankho mai kuch nami thi,

Ankho mai kuch nami thi,

mujh mai shayad vitamin ki kami thi,

jis se sari raat phone pe bat ki,

wo kambakhat meri mehboba ki ammi thi... =P ;->

Mere Dukho''n Ki Dhanak Main Rung Na Bhar

Mere Dukho''n Ki Dhanak Main Rung Na Bhar

Mohabbat Aur Nafart Ki Jung Na Ker

Khushi Mere Ghum K Sung Na Ker

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Pappu Yaar Tung Na Ker . . . ;->

What a pair of strange socks

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Sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange.
I’ve got another pair of the same at home.

1 pathan ka mobile chori ho gaya.

1 pathan ka mobile chori ho gaya.
Pathan bohat roya, rote rote hasne lga.
Kisi ne pocha hans kyu rhe ho.?
Pathan bola mobile to le gya pr charger to mere pas hy na..

Do U Know The Rules

Do U Know The Rules To Succeed In Life. . . ??
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Nahi Pata.
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Ok

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Nahi Pata Tou Scroll Q Kr Rahe Ho. Mujhe B Nahi Pata . . . ;->

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