Titanic was sinking.

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!

May, 26 2010 181 chars (2 sms) 2411 views Funny

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Smile 2 old man means respect

Smile 2 old man means respect

Smile 2 a child means innocence

Smile 2 lover means love

Smiling in front of mobile means mental

Still smiling!
(Confirmed) ;->

Why pakistan is in trouble

Why pakistan is in trouble ? Population: 16 crore
4 crore retired
3 crore in state govt don''t work
2 crore in school
2 crore under 5 year
2 crore unemployed
2 crore house wives
99,99,998 are any time in jail.
The balance is you & me. you are busy in checking SMS.

HOW can i handle pakistan alone?

Chalo Faraz ab ishq ka mza chakain

Chalo Faraz ab ishq ka mza chakain

Tmam dawain bacho ki pohnch sy dur rakhen

Faraz kya milan ki ab justuju karen

Tbiat zyada khrab hoto doctor sy ruju karen.

aik aurat apny baty

aik aurat apny baty ko prosi ky ghar chamcha lyne bhejgi hai.
beta ja kr wapis ata hai ur kehta hai wo nhi deti.
Aurat kheti hai ajkl ky loog ktny kanjoos ho gay hai.Beta jao ja kr almari sy apna nikal kr lao.

Man : How old is your father?

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born

Never tell a lie to

Never tell a lie to anyone about his love(That he is gonna die), May your this lie Cause a person to Heart Attack or even death.

Do You wana be cause of anyone''s Death, if not then stop April Fooling

Height Of Facilities..

Height Of Facilities..!
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Separate TRIAL ROOM in a HELMET SHOP

CID Officer:

CID Officer: Why criminals leave their fingerprint aftr crime?

Sardar: Sir,I Think, they r uneducated,
if they were educated, they would leave
their signature.

Yaar Ranjha Chala Gya

Yaar

Ranjha Chala Gya

Mahiwal Duub Gya

Majnu Bhi Nahi Raha

Romeo Bhi nahi

Meri Bhi Tabiyat Ab Theek Nahi Rehti

Pata Nahi Ab Larkiyon Ka Kia Banega ;->

Wife: Darling !

Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To Us ... ?

Husband: Just A Minute Sweetheart ! I''ll See The Cheque-Book ... (-;

What is the full form of "M.B.N.P." ? ? ?

What is the full form of "M.B.N.P." ? ? ?

"Mujhay Bhi Nahi Pata" . . . ;->

Ek Aadmi Ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja.

Ek Aadmi Ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja.

Woh Ghussay Se Darwazy Per Gaya Aur Bola:

"Kon Gadhay Ka Bacha Hai?"

Bahar Se Aawaz Aai:

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Abbu Main Hon. :-)

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