Btao ye konsa zamana hy?

Btao ye konsa zamana hy?
TEACHER :Btao ye konsa zamana hy?


Main naha rha hon



Tum naha rhe ho



Wo naha rhi hy

Ham sab naha rhe hyn

STUDENT:sir, ye

BEGHAIRTI ka Zamana hy.
  

May, 13 2010     172 chars (2 sms)     2416 views       Funny

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"HOYE"

bri Garmi Hai Yaar.

BB hum sharminda hain

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Wah wah wah
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BB hum sharminda hain

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ap k shohar zinda hain!:-D


Breaking News:



Pakistan cricket team has complained in ICC about australia that:



Ye baray larkay le aye they hum jabi haar gay..:->
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is

"Remember 1 Thing Son
If U''re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap" ;->


Mujhe Jee bhar k rone do


Faraz


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Saari larkion k numbers abbu ne delet krdie hai :->
HUGLI HUGLI

DUGLI DUGLI

BUGLI BUGLI

SUGLI SUGLI

UGLY UGLY
Busssssssssss!!!


hans mat.....yehi rang kala kerne wala mantar tu ne perha lia he na......KAALLIIYYAA


A Pathan called FM radio & said:

"I have found a wallet wid thousands of currency & a credit card & ID Card of that person it belongs to, his name is Jamshed Khan, House #3, Gulshan e Iqbal, Karachi.

DJ: "so U want to give him back his wallet?
Pathan: Oo khocha nai, I want to dedicate him a song... ;->
Pathan lawer when I was a boy my ambitions was to be a Pirate (dako).



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