Btao ye konsa zamana hy?

Btao ye konsa zamana hy?
TEACHER :Btao ye konsa zamana hy?


Main naha rha hon



Tum naha rhe ho



Wo naha rhi hy

Ham sab naha rhe hyn

STUDENT:sir, ye

BEGHAIRTI ka Zamana hy.
  

May, 13 2010     172 chars (2 sms)     2638 views       Funny

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