when we throw a ball in the air

when we throw a ball in the air why does it come down?
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bcoz no one is there up 2 catch the ball:-DB-):-)

May, 13 2010 141 chars (1 sms) 2586 views Funny

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Tumhain Kia Pata
Gum Kia Hai

Tumhain Kia Pata
Gum Kisay Kehte Hai

Tum Kia Jano
Gum Kia Cheez Hai

Tum Ne Tou Hamesha

Thoook Se Hi Lifafa Chipkaya Hai ....

If money doesn''t grow den why do banks have branches?

If money doesn''t grow den why do banks have branches?
WhY does a round Pizza come in a square box?
WhY doesn''t glue,Stick to its bottle?
WhY do U still call it building when its already built?
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Pres.Zardari Has Ordered That

All Future Press Conferencs Will B Held Inside The Masjid In Presidency,

Since
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Phir Chalaan Kyn?

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Jab ammi ka wo bhai nhi!

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Q uski tind karai nhi?

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Ya jungle me koi Naai nhi?

Naani k husband jab Nana hain,
Or Daadi k husband jab Dada hain,
To q Baji k husband Baja nhi?

Ye baat samajh me i nhi!
Or ammi ne samjhai nhi!

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A creature that cuts trees

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Hum ne kuch baten ki beth kr,

Uske bhai ne hamari baten sunli late kr,

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Ek haftey tak me leta rha bed pr,

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Bap Se Pocha Papa Ap Ne Khana Khya?

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