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when we throw a ball in the air
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when we throw a ball in the air
when we throw a ball in the air
when we throw a ball in the air why does it come down?
no Physics answers
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bcoz no one is there up 2 catch the ball:-DB-):-)
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May, 13 2010
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Teacher teaching
Teacher teaching a student algebra A=B and B=C, it means A=C..Sir asked to give example for it..Stdnt said, sir i luv u and u luv ur daughter..it means i luv ur daughter..
WHEN U NEED HEART . . . Ye Dil Aap Ka Hua
WHEN U NEED HEART . . .
Ye Dil Aap Ka Hua
U NEED FRIEND . . .
Mujh Se Dosti Karo Ge
U NEED JOY . . .
Dhoom Macha Le Dhoom
U NEED HELP . . .
Main Hoon Na
U NEED BALANCE . . .
Hum Aap K Hain Kon ;->
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Salesman ; This Computer Will cut your work Load BY 50%
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Sardar
GREAT
Oye Menu Te 2Dede...;)
a touching love stor
A Touching Love Story
A Boy n A Girl luv
each othr ...
One day they were
talking ...
Boy touchd girl''s hand n
Girl touched boy''s hand ...
Wh8 a touching story ;->
PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun
Ek Bacha Paida Hotay He
Nurse Se bola
LIGHT AARAHI HAI?
Nurse: No
Bacha Bola:
Oh Shit
PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun.. ;->
aadmi apne bachay se
Aadmi Apne Bachay Se
Baita Sharab Mat Peena Wrna
Yeh Jo 2 Aadmi Ja Rahay Hain Tumhain
4 Nazar Ayeinge.
Bacha: Magar Abbu Wo To 1 Aadmi Hai...=P;->
Judge ( Chor Se )
Judge ( Chor Se ) : Maalik K Hote Huey Tum Ne Ghar Main Chori Kaise Ki . . . ?
Chor ( Sharmate Huey) : Aap Seekh Ker Kia Karain Ge Sahab . . . ;->
Galileo used 2 study in small lamp;
Galileo used 2 study in small lamp;
Graham Bel used 2 study in candle;
Shakspeare used 2 study in street light
Muze ye samaj me nahi aata;
"SAALE DIN ME MAKHI MARTE THE KYA?
ao chupan chupai khelty hen
Girl: Ao Chupan Chupai Khelty
Hen
Agr Tm Ne Mjhy Dhund Lia Tou
Me Tmhen Kiss Doungi
Boy: Age Me Na Dhund Saka To
Grl: Fkr Na Kro Me Chhat Pe Hi
Chupongi ;)
kisan gadi me gehun le ja raha tha
Ek Kisan Gadi me Gehun le Ja raha tha
Police ne usko rok liya
Sipahi: Kya h isme?
Kisan: Gehun
.
Sipahi: Abe Hath mila main bhi GAY Hun
achon se zyada tum
Achon Se Zyada
Tum Achay Ho,
Sachon Se Zyada
Tum Sachay Ho,
Mene Kaha
Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai,
Wo Boli "PAPPU"
Sharm Karo
Abhi Tum Bachay Ho... =P ;-> o_O
dua karo k meri umar lambi ho
DuA kArO k MEri umAr LAMbi hO,
Aur MujhE kuCh nA hO,
Q k MujhE kuCh hO gAyA to
TuM KAnJoOsoN kO itnE PyArE PyArE
sMs koN
kArE gA..?? =P ;->
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