when we throw a ball in the air

when we throw a ball in the air
when we throw a ball in the air why does it come down?
no Physics answers
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bcoz no one is there up 2 catch the ball:-DB-):-)
  

May, 13 2010     141 chars (1 sms)     2531 views       Funny

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Trees dancing 4 you..
Birds singing for you..
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I Beleive

I Admit


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B''coz

Widout Her

I''m Incomplete

Her 0 = HER0



So Be Quick

Arrange
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Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?


Bcoz..


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&
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Dont buy Land Cruisers.

They hav levers Dat can kill u atleast in Pakistan.

Dis Public Service msg is sponsord by Pakistan Camel & Donkey Cart Association ;->
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aur 3 aur 3 6 hote hain

phir 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge?

Studnt: sir,

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