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when we throw a ball in the air
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when we throw a ball in the air
when we throw a ball in the air
when we throw a ball in the air why does it come down?
no Physics answers
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bcoz no one is there up 2 catch the ball:-DB-):-)
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May, 13 2010
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Practice makes man perfect.
Practice makes man perfect...
Then wat abt woman??
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Any guesses??
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She is BORN perfect.!
Hai na girls..??? :-P
FiLL iN THE BLANKS...
FiLL iN THE BLANKS...
---LAND---PAR----
CHUUT
Any Idea ?
No !
Don''t Think Wierd !
oK !
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PTCL LAND LINE PAR
BHAARI CHUUT ;->
kameeni bukhar hai mjhe
Sardion Ki Sham Thi Usne mere Hath Pe Hath Rakha to me Garam tha
usne Kaha Garam Hath Wafa Ki nishani Hoti Hai
Mai Ne Hans Kr Kaha.
"Kameeni bukhar hai mjhe"
Mr:Saleem had 3 sons:Named
Mr:Saleem had 3 sons:Named
1-Rehmat-e-Saleem
2-Barkat-e-Saleem
3-Mehboob-e-Saleem
When his 4th son was born, his wife decided to name is
Bas-kar-Saleem!:-)
Doctor- Mrs.MEGHA Gud News
Doctor- Mrs.MEGHA
Gud News
4 U!
MEGHA- What Do
U
Mean By Mrs.MEGHA!
I''m Unmarried.
Doctor- Miss MEGHA,
Bad
News
4 U!
Bhai Call me fast aik
Bhai Call me fast aik bt krni hai zaruri. W8ng
Malom tha kanjos Nechay aa jayga par call nhi karyga.
Open with Love… If I disturb U
Open with Love…
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I…
Love…
Disturbing you…
in school canteenth
In School Canteen,There Was A Basket Of Apples With Notice Written :
"Don''t Take More Than 1, God Is Watching!"
A Little Further There Was A Box Of Choclates,
A Naughty Child Wrote:
"Take As Many As U Want. God Is Watching The Apples":-)!
1 Pathan Ki 10 Betiya''n Thi''n,
1 Pathan Ki
10 Betiya''n Thi''n,
Phir Ja Kar Us K Haan 1 Beta Hua
Pathan Ne Us Ka Naam Kya Rakha Hoga?
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Zarurat Khan =P ;)
Hamei tu Sms ne Loota
Hamei tu
Sms
ne Loota
Call
Main Kaha
Dum Tha
Mere
Sms
Waha Ponchay
Jaha Balance
Kam tha.
aj me bohat udas hon
Aj me bohat udas hon koi mujy tang na kary
lykin me to kar sakhta hn na :-p
If Some1 Asks Me
If Some1 Asks Me Wat Is Humanity,
I Wud Sit Next To U
Pull U Close To Me
Put My Arms Around U
And
Say Proudly
LOVING ANIMALS
That''s Humanity :P ;->
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