wishing u 12 months

wishing u 12 months
Wishing u 12 months of happiness,
52 weeks of fun,
365 days of laughter,
8760 hrs of Gud luck,
525600 min of joy,
31536000 secs of success in 2006 & always
  

May, 03 2010     161 chars (2 sms)     3217 views       Funny

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Chhor de awaam ko karna tang "ZARDARI"
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warna "TALIBAN" ko de denge teri jaan ki supari.
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tab he ja k kholey ga tu "DOUBLE SAWARI". . . ;->
I WANT TO TELL you ONE THING





-•= > PLZ DON"T MISTAKE ME .







-•= > PLZ DO IT SINCERELY .








WEAR A HELMET WHEN WALKING .







BECAUSE............................?





" Empty Things Break Easily "
Mom:Beta kyu ro rahy ho..?

Beta: techr ne mara hai muje..

Mom: Kyu mara..?

Beta: Meine usko murghi kaha tha..

Mom: Kyu kaha..?

Beta: usne muje test mein anda jo diya tha... ;->
The Dentist To The
Little Kid ...

'''' What Kind Of Filling
Would You Like For
Your Tooth ? ''''


'''' Chocolate, Please ... ''''
Kid Replies Innocently ;->

New scheme of school and college holidays

Summer vacations



Eid holidays



Winter holidays


And neW season of holidays
TALIBAN HOLIDAYS.:-D;-)
Why has the government. fixed voting age- 18 yrs & marriage age- 21 yrs?



Govt.. ko ye pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasaan hai, lekin biwi nahi...!!!
Maths Magic:Ur cell nmbr''slast digit x 2+ 5x 50+ ur AGE+ 365&- 615.The last2 numbr isur age &1st numbr isur cell''s last no.TRY ITS INTERESTING.
What does a buffalo produce during an Earth Quake?

A: Milk Shake
Teacher to Students" Students agar app koi kaam kar rahey hon aur wo app k liye achcha ho to jo chahey ho jaye uss par qayam raho"



"Oh I have found the reason why boys keep on teasing girls"


Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Barber: how short u would like to?
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man: So short that my wife cannot pull them...
[:D]


Yaar Tum Se Ye Umeed
Nhi Thi
Tum Ne Ye Kehte Waqt
Kuch Tou Socha Hota
Aakhir Tum Ko Zarurat Hi
Kia Thi k Tum Mere
Bary Me Logo''n ko Ye
Btao k












I m So Sweet ;->
Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI