wishing u 12 months

wishing u 12 months
Wishing u 12 months of happiness,
52 weeks of fun,
365 days of laughter,
8760 hrs of Gud luck,
525600 min of joy,
31536000 secs of success in 2006 & always
  

May, 03 2010     161 chars (2 sms)     2702 views       Funny

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A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!
Judge:Why Did U Shoot Ur Wife Instead Of Shooting Her Lover ???

Man: Your Honor, It Was Easier To Shoot My Wife Once
Instead Shooting 1 Man Every Week ...
Latest poem in SCHOOL.
Twinkle twinkle little STAR.I just went to ROYAL BAR.Quarter rates are up so HIGH.
So drink a beer with chicken FRY
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Tum Aa Gaye Ho . . .








Noor Aa Gaya Hai. . .










Chalo Teeno Mil k Cricket Khelain . . . ;->
T R U T H

Women never have
anything to wear.."
Don''t question the
racks of clothes in the
closet
You''ll b answered
everytime,
"You just don''t
understand" ;->


Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”
A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.


Sardar : Tu chal main sports shoes pehen ke aata hun!!
aik aurat apny baty ko prosi ky ghar chamcha lyne bhejgi hai.
beta ja kr wapis ata hai ur kehta hai wo nhi deti.
Aurat kheti hai ajkl ky loog ktny kanjoos ho gay hai.Beta jao ja kr almari sy apna nikal kr lao.
''hi makhe how are you sta pa sata suban
dar baghrat ya che ma ta phone no ka''


A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?

Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?
free-free-free
breakfast
free-LUNCH
free-DINNER
free-TEA
Just visit
"DATA DARBAR"
&ENJOY unlimited
offers,
paj paj k jao te
Raj Raj k Khao