Wishing u 12 months of happiness,
52 weeks of fun,
365 days of laughter,
8760 hrs of Gud luck,
525600 min of joy,
31536000 secs of success in 2006 & always
Dead Bird: A Sardar and a Paki were walking outside when the Paki said, "Oh look at the dead bird."
The Sardar looked skyward and said, "Where, where?"
After returning back from a foreign trip,
santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?
Biryani kana y ki dua!
Niyat karta hoon Main 4 plate biryani ki,
Vastey 15,20 boti"k",
Bama zarda,raita aurbb salad"k"
Muon mara deigh ki taraf,
Bismillah
