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Aisi kon c cheez hay. jo Woman mein aagay hoti hay or Cow mein peechay?
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Aisi kon c cheez hay. jo Woman mein aagay hoti hay or Cow mein peechay?
Aisi kon c cheez hay. jo Woman mein aagay hoti hay or Cow mein peechay?
Aisi kon c cheez hay.
jo Woman mein aagay hoti hay or Cow mein peechay?
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Its= " W "
WOMAN- W
COW- W
Her waqt Ghalat mat socha karo.Idiot
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