Aisi kon c cheez hay. jo Woman mein aagay hoti hay or Cow mein peechay?

Aisi kon c cheez hay.
jo Woman mein aagay hoti hay or Cow mein peechay?

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Its= " W "

WOMAN- W

COW- W
Her waqt Ghalat mat socha karo.Idiot

May, 25 2010 160 chars (1 sms) 2348 views Funny

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oye

"OYE"

.

"HOYE"

bri Garmi Hai Yaar.

''We''ve known each

''We''ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?''

mujhe wo din aaj b yaad hai k jab,,,,,

mujhe wo din aaj b yaad hai k jab,,,,,

tum hamari kursi sey ghirey they aur meinein kaha tha,

"kursi to bach ghayee hai na"!

mein uss din k liye muafi mangana chahta hoon aur aaghey sey jab b ghiro ghey to kahoon gha,

"Kursi chahey toot jaye par tum mat bachna"!

no matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars

No matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars or 350cc royal enfields,

it cannot overtake a beautiful girl
on a 80cc scooty-pep!

if you love some

If You Love
Someone / Something

Let It Go ...

If It Doesn''t Return ...

Hunt It Down
And
Kill It ...

Do sheikh hotel main

Do sheikh hotel main aik dosry ko milay,
4 din k bad dono mar gaye,,
.
.
.
.

wajah kya thi..??
.
.
.
wo 4 din aik dosry ko dekhty rahe, k
khana kon mangway ga?

''Do Lover Park Mai Bethe

''Do Lover Park Mai Bethe Chips Kha Rahe The Ankhon Mai Ankhen Daal K,

Girl Sharma K:
Ap Itne Ghor Se Kiya Dekh Rahe Ho?

Boy: Thoro Thoro Kha
"Bukhi"..''

Cbi Raids In Katrina''s House.

Cbi Raids In Katrina''s House.

Bathroom - 20 Lacs Cash,Store Room
50 Kg Gold & Bed Room Full Of

My Photos

Sily Grl. . ;-)
Krazy About Me. :-D

Fakeer: "ALLAH k naam per de de baba..

Fakeer:
"ALLAH k naam per de de baba..

Dukandaar:
"Kal aana...

Fakeer:
"Ess kal kal k chaker mein ess market mein mere laakhon rupay phansay hue hain!

''Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain

''Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Bilkul jaise kal chamak rahe the...(wah wah)''

sab hamse hr cheez m

Sab Hamse Hr Cheez Me Aagay Chale Gye

Ham Sirf Is Mehngai Me Piste Chale Gye

Jab Kuch Na Kr Sake Hamare Ye Hukumran

Lo Aaj Ham Ek Ghanta Aagay Chale Gaye ;->

A Memon saves life

A Memon saves life of an Arab by his rare blood group.
Arab reward him Mercedez
Few days Later Arab again needed the blood, MEmon donates
again.
Arab sent him "Till ke laddoo"
Memon asked why not new Mercedez?
Arab replied : Ab mere andar Memon ka khoon gardish ker raha hai "......... ;->

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Aisi kon c cheez hay. jo Woman mein aagay hoti hay or Cow mein peechay?

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