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math tells us three of the tragic love stories
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math tells us three of the tragic love stories
math tells us three of the tragic love stories
Math tells us three of the tragic love stories.
Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever.
Parallel lines who were never meant to meet.
And asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.
Who says maths is boring?!?:-)
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Shohar:tum meri kis chez se ziada impress ho life style,f
Shohar:tum meri kis chez se ziada impress ho life style,
Car,
Dressing ya bank
balance?
Biwi: Aap k sex se,Aap
jesa sex mohalle mei
kisi ko karna nhi aAtA;->
khush khabri
Khush Khabri...???
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Sharam ani chahey
Pakistan me rehte ho or Khush khabri ki Umeed rakhe hoye ho
kamal hai yar ;->
Dosti k Geet Gaeinge "HUM TUM"
Dosti k Geet Gaeinge
"HUM TUM"
Apni Duniya Alag Basaeinge
"HUM TUM"
Jo Diye Bujh Jaeinge "HAWA" Se.
Unko Baich Kar "PHILIPS" K
"BULB" Jalaeinge
"Hum tum
Muhabbat Andhi Hoti Hai Pagal
10 Muhabbat Bharay SMS:
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Kuch Nazar Aaya?
Nahi?
Muhabbat Andhi Hoti Hai Pagal.
Nazar Nahi Aati. :-)
read is dafa 3 jan 2010
Read
Is Dafa 3-jan-2010
Per Date Kuch istarah Ho Gi.
1 Larki Meray Sath Front Per Hogi,
Or Baqi Teen Back Saeat Per Hon Gi.
Amazing Na..
This Wll Never Happen Again In Life,
BecOZ Soon They Will Get Married.;->
So Don''t Jealous.
Zaman Bohat Kharab Hai . .
Zaman Bohat Kharab Hai . . .
Boy To Girl: Kia Main Aap Ka Haath Choom Sakta Hoon . . . ?
Girl: Kion Maire Honton Pe Kaante Lage Hain Kia . . . ? ;->
Meaning Of A B C D E F G
Meaning Of A B C D E F G
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
While Reverse The Letters
G F E D C B A
Girls Forget Everything Done Catch Bakra Again. . . ;->
Mom kya aapne
Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha ??
Mom: Nahi to !
Kid: To phir paida hone ke baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise ???
lucknow me 2
"LUCKNOW" Me 2
Bachey Aapas Me Larr
Rahe Thy ...
1st Ne 2nd Se Kaha:
Dekhiye Janab ! Agr Aap
Humari Baat Nhi Mane''n
Gy Tou Hum Aap k
Walid-e-Mohtaram Ki Shan
Me Ghustakhana Kalmat
Pesh Kare''n Gy
2nd: Tou Hum Aap k
Rukhsar-e-Mubarak Pe
Aisa Tamaancha Baja
Laye''n Gy k Gaal Gulaab
Ki Patti Ki Trha Chamakne
Lagy Ga .. ;->
... Money Talks ...
... Money Talks ...
I Don''t Deny ...
I Heard It ...
When I Took It Out From Pocket ...
It Said Good-Bye ... ;->
Newton law of Girl frnd :-
Newton law of Girl frnd :-
"Luv can niether b created nor b destroyed,
it can only changd from 1 girlfrnd to another,
with some loss of energy time & Money".
Ek Ladki Khadi Thi,
Ek Ladki Khadi Thi,
Na Toh SMS Kr Rahi Thi Na Call Kr Rahi Thi,
Fir Bi Uska Balance Jaraha Tha..
Kaise?
Ek Pair Par Khadi Thi Na!
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