Sardar sent a

Sardar sent a
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, “DELIVERED”.
  

May, 26 2010     141 chars (1 sms)     2276 views       Funny

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A pathan & his wife were waiting for train.
Itne me KHYBER MAIL aa gai.
khan bhag k train me charha or apni wife se bola: Jab KHYBER FEMALE aye to aajana . . . ;->
''Hi.. Cute, SwEEt, StyLiSh, ChArMiNG & MoST HandsoMe PersoN!
HoW r u..??



KhuSh h0 gAe nA!

Ab ALLAH HafiZ!

MujhE DooSroN k0 Bhi BewAqooF bAnAnA hy...
Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI
Mubarak Ho Chief Justice Bahal Ho Gaya Aur Ab Pakistan Taraqi Kare Ga,
Atta,
Ghee,
Bijli,
Petrol,
Gas Free Milega.


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Tumhe Nhe Chief Justice Ko.. ;->
1-5 YEARS GIRLS LOVE "MOM"

6-14 YEARS GIRLS LOVE "DAD"

15-21 YEARS LOVE "ME"

22-50 YEARS LOVE "HUSBAND"

51-100 YEARS LOVE
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"TERE BHI JALWE KAM NAHI HAIN YAAR"........ :p
Kanjoos k ghar Mehmaan aaey huay thy:

Kanjoos: Thanda peo ge ya Garam?
Mehman: Thanda.

Kanjoos: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?
Mehmaan: Pepsi

Kanjoos: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?
Mehmaan: Glass me.

Kanjoos: Saada glass ma ya design wala?
Mehmaan: Design wala.

Kanjoos: Lines wala ya flowers wala.
Mehman: Flowers wala.

Kanjoos: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.
Mehman: Chambeli wala.

Kanjoos: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay.
Afghanistan Main Kisi Bhi
Khushi K Mauqey Pr Tali Nahi Bajai Jati


Waja






Socho



Soocho




Nahi Pata



Aray

Wahan


TALI-BAN Hyn … ;->
Aadat Or Ada Me Ye Farq Hai-

Road K Nal Se Paani Pina-
Garib Piye To Aadat,
Amir Piye To Ada;
Ab Sms Ko Hi Le Lo-
Me Bheju To Aadat,
Aap Bhejo To ADA
Dentist Ki Beti B.F Se: Aj Kitna Acha Moqa Tha Tm Mere Dad Se Shadi Ki Baat Krskty Thy.
Larka: Bs Aj B Mera Hosla Nhi Hua. Khmoshi Se 1 Or Dant Nklwa Kr Agya...
Considering his
achievments of
creating shortage of,


Wheat


gas


power


suger



water

Musharaf has been
give the title of


Quaid-e-Qillat... ;->
Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To Us ... ?

Husband: Just A Minute Sweetheart ! I''ll See The Cheque-Book ... (-;
There is nothing to read in this msg.






U still coming down? ? ?




Jahila tenu punjabi ch e dasna paina a.

Es msg ch kuj v nai likhya parhan vastay.. ;->