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Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.
Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.

Woh Is Address Se Rs.25/- Per Kg k Hisaab Se Khareed Le.

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Talib General Store,
G-10, Yaadgar Chamber,
Talpur Road Bombay, India. :-)
  
May, 13 2010     187 chars (2 sms)     3064 views       Funny

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Nahi Pata

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Socho?

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Simple Yaar
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Albert Einstien önce said:
Albert Einstien önce said:

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