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Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.
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Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.
Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.
Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.
Woh Is Address Se Rs.25/- Per Kg k Hisaab Se Khareed Le.
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Talib General Store,
G-10, Yaadgar Chamber,
Talpur Road Bombay, India. :-)
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May, 13 2010
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Miss Callen Martay
Miss Callen Martay Ho Tum Wrong Numbers Pr,
Ye Soch Kar K Kahin Say To Fone Aaega
Ajeeb He Andaz e Muhabat Tumhara papu
"Agar Esa Karogay To Kon Aaega.
Zindagi Main Sab Kuch Mil Sakta Hai
Zindagi Main Sab Kuch Mil Sakta Hai
Paisa
Property
Gaari
Izzat
Lekin
Tootay Huey Daant Dobara Nahi Miltay. . .
Samajhdar Ho, Umeed Hai Ab Sms Karoge. . . ;->
Gandi : Dekh Baabey Aaj
Gandi : Dekh Baabey Aaj 60 Saal Baad Mere Mulk Main Kya
Kuch Ban Gaya ...
Tere Mulk Main Kia Bana ... ???
Quaid-e-Azam: Biscuits Badal Gaye Bistiks Ban Gaye ...
To The S.H.O,
To
The S.H.O,
Police Station.
Sir, If my friend will not sms me, kindly i request u to take action against him & encounter his useless mobile ;->
''Neem k 4 patte lo
''Neem k 4 patte lo
2 ko 1glass pani me boil karo aur
2 ki chatni banao
Phr
chatni ko us pani k sath kha lo
Inshahallah
Kanjoosi
K sare germs mar jayenge.''
I Know
I Know
U R Sweet
U R Caring
U R Artist
U R Kind
U R Intelligent
U R Attractive
U R Smart
BUT. .
Thorra Aur IMPROVE Karo Tabhi MERE Jaisey Ban Sakte Ho:-
''Ladies were fighting for the seat in bus,
''Ladies were fighting for the seat in bus,
Both were claiming that she came first, one old man was watching this all.
At last he said: Beta kyun lar rahe ho ?
Is ka hal mein tum ko batata hon Tum mein se jo bhi umar mein bari hai wo baith jaye,
Ye awaaz pehchano,
Ye awaaz pehchano,
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Maine awaz pehchanne ko kaha hai nikalne k liye nahi...!
gadhi ne gadhe se pu
Gadhi Ne Gadhe Se Pucha
Aaj Mai Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu?
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Gadhe Ne Kaha
Bilkul "Kareena Kapoor."
Dil Cheer k B Dekho Ge To Dard
Dil Cheer k B Dekho Ge To Dard Dhoond Na Pao GA
DOST
Q K
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Dard Mere Dil Mai Nahi
"Sar" Mai Hy
(,")>/)( <"\_ UuFF penadol hai tmhary pas...
Lady 2 Another:
Lady 2 Another:
Tumhare Khyal Me Us Mard Ko Kia Saza Milni Chahiye Jo Kisi Aurat Se Shadi Ka Wada Kare Aur Phir Mukar Jaye....???
2nd Lady:Us Ki Shadi Zabardasti Ussi Aurat Se Kara Deni Chahiye..... ;->
Height of bad luck-
Height of bad luck-
A vegetarian eating a chicken piece for the first time in his life n
dies because of
BIRD FLU
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