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Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.
Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.
Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.
Woh Is Address Se Rs.25/- Per Kg k Hisaab Se Khareed Le.
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gadho par research ki hai
Wife:
Meine
"GADHO" par research ki Hai,
wo apni
"GADHI"
ke siwa kisi aur "GADHI" ko dekhta tak nahi!
HUSBAND:
Issliye to wo
"GADHA" Hai
''Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:
''Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:
Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya,
Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain.
Pathan Samajh Gaya Aur Zor Zor Se Haath Maar Kar Cheekha.
AAL IZ WELL.
AAL IZ WELL. :-)
Mathematics And Women R D 2
Mathematics And Women R D 2
Most Complicated Things In Dis World.
But,
Mathematics Atleast Has A Logic.
But Girls Dnt Have
Who Wants 2 B A £MILLIONAIRE£
Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£
Let“s play?
Q.Ap sms koun nahien kerti:
A.Kanjocee
B.No Balance
C.Dil nahien kerta
D.jaan boj ker
50/50
Phone a friend?
Ring me! I will tell you!
The New England
The New England
journal Of Medicine
Reports That ... !!
" 9 Out Of 10 Doctors
Agree That 1 Out Of 10
Doctors Is An Idiot..."
;->
nalaiq students organization
Mulk e aziz ki salamti k liye student ko
1 hafta kya?
Aik saal b ghar ma bhetna paray tou
b is qurbani k liye hum tayyar hain
From,
NALAIQ STUDENTS ORGANIZATION.
Agr apni jan pyari he to.
\(''.'')/ Hands up
\|/ / \
Agr apni jan pyari he to.
To
hath niche kAro bhut badbo aa rhi he
Santa: Ghar ka saara
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey? Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
my name is gujjar
My name iz khan ka
Part 3 a anay wala hy . . .
My name iz gujjar n i m not a kanjar... ;->
Dil Or Duniya Me Sirf Itna
Dil Or Duniya Me Sirf Itna Frq He
K
Is Duniya Me Bahut Log Rehte He
Or
Is
Dil
Me SIRF
Aap
Ki
"BHABI g" Rehti hai
har jagha khud ko mat gusaya karo OK.
Angraiz pathan say .whats ur name?
Angraiz pathan say .whats ur name?
pathan says "OMER DARAZ KHAN".
Angraiz says whats mean of ur name?
Pathan soch k "Long life khan".
hum india se buhat p
Hum India se buhat peechay thay..
Lekin,
Hamari,,
Qoum ne Saabit kiya k wo kisi se Peechay Nahi..
Aaj,,
Hum India se,,
poray
30 mins agay hain.
GEO ZARDARI ;->
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