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Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.
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Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.
Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.
Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.
Woh Is Address Se Rs.25/- Per Kg k Hisaab Se Khareed Le.
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Talib General Store,
G-10, Yaadgar Chamber,
Talpur Road Bombay, India. :-)
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punjab coventon ki kamyaabi k baad
Punjab Coventon ki kamyaabi k baad MQM k leaders k naye naam:
Choudry Haider Abbas Rizvi
Faisal Butt Subzwari
Rauf Gujjar Siddiqui
Mian Farooq Sattar
Shaikh Waseem Akhtar
Rana Babar Gouri
Syed Mustafa Kamal Gillani . . . ;->
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Police ki maar se koi mar to nai jata ……FAISAL
Bas uthne bethne ke andaz badal jate hain.
"MY Principle"
"MY Principle"
If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at him....
But, make sure that the flower is still in the pot.....!!
seedhi baat
Teacher- Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata Hai..?
Student- Q ki Puch Me Itni Takat Nhi Hoti K Wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake..
Seedhi Baat,No Bakvas
A man:-SANTA ur son is dead
A man:-SANTA ur son is dead
Hearing this sardar jumps from the 50th floor
35th floor he realizes:- i dont have a son
20th floor:- i m not married
&
3rd floor:- shit i m banta
Kanjoos Baap Bete Se...
Kanjoos Baap Bete Se...
Beta Kiya Tm Kuch Parh Rahe Ho?
Beta: Nahi Papa
Kiya Tm Kuch Likh Rahe Ho?
Beta: Nahi Papa Main Kuch Soch Raha Hun
Baap: Toh Phr Ye Aienak Utar Do
Tmhri Fazool Kharchi Mje Dobo De Gi . . ;->/-D
jangal me mangal ter
JANGAL ME MANGAL TERE HI DAM SE
SAB NE YA SHOR MACHAYA HA
SAILGIRAH KA DIN AYA HA
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U MERE JAN
kareena kapoor once said
3 Idiots Would Have Been a More Bigger Hit.
If Kareena Kapoor Would''ve Also Once Said,
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"Jahanpanaah Tussi Great Ho,
Tohfa Qabool Karo" :-)
jis dil mein bsa tha pyar tera,
jis dil mein bsa tha pyar tera,
us dil nei dharkna chord diya,
ab rent pe dil ley guzara kar raha hoon
Hm Buht Jald Karachi Arhe Hen
Taliban:Hm Buht Jald Karachi Arhe Hen
MQM: Aslaha Le Lo
Awam: Rashan Le Kar Rakh Lo
Pathan: Istaqbal Karo,
Memon: BURQAY KHARID LO BAD ME RATE BARH JAINGE.
One for Physics students!!
One for Physics students!!
if a man if walking down from the 3 floor to the ground floor!! what does he need??
Ans: STEP-DOWN Transformer!!
Once Pathan Goes
Once Pathan Goes To An Eye Doctor To Check His Eye Sight
Doctor Askd him:
"What Was Your Old Number ?"
Then
He Said:
0300-******* ... ;->
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