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Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.
Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.
Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.
Woh Is Address Se Rs.25/- Per Kg k Hisaab Se Khareed Le.
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Talib General Store,
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Talpur Road Bombay, India. :-)
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God has Four gifts for u:
God has Four gifts for u:
A Key for every Problem,
a Light for every Shadow,
a Plan for every Tomorrow
& a Joy for every Sorrow.
Enjoy GOD''s gift.
1 sardar ko tera bha
1 Sardar ko TERA BHAI kehne ki boht aadat thi,
SHadi ki raat apne room me gya or Dulhan ka Ghoonghat utha k bola,
"KAISA LAG RAHA HAI
TERA BHAI".......:-)
Chalo kahin Ghoomnay chalain...!
Chalo kahin Ghoomnay chalain...!
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GULSHAN PARK..!
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NATIONAL ZOO..!
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PARADISE HOTEL..!
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SEA PICNIC POINT...!
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Thanks yaar ..
tumhare sath ghoomnay ka boht maza aya..
Next time kahin aur chlain ge....
happy foggy winter
happy foggy winter
I Love Walking In FOG,
Beacause No One
Can Detect
I M
SMOKING....:P
HAPPY FOGGY WINTERz....
Larki: mein shadi k
Larki: mein shadi k baad tumhare saray dukh baant lo0ngi.
Larka: lekin mujhy tu k0i dukh hai hi nhi!
Larki.......
mein shadi k baad ki baat kr rahi ho0n :-)
Papa Sach Or Raaz
Boy: Papa Sach Or Raaz Me Kia Farq Hai?
Papa: Tum Mery Bety Ho Ye Sach Hai,
Tumhara Dost Arshad B Mera Hi Beta Hai
Ye 1 Raaz Hai ;)
If A Baby Mosquito Asks Permision
If A Baby Mosquito Asks Permision
Frm Its Mother 2 Go 4movie Wit Its Frnds
Wat Wil Its Mother Say?
"Be Careful While Audience Is Clapping"
dil to chahta hy har
DiL to ChAhtA hy hAr bAAr TujhE
Khud hE LAmbi cALL kAron "PAppu" , , ,
LEkin MErE DAmAn mE MiSS CaLL
k siwA kuCh Bhi nAhi... ;->
Why Don''t ELEPHANTS Ride Bikes..?
Why Don''t ELEPHANTS Ride Bikes..?
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They Don''t Have a Thumb To Ring The Bell..
Q:College me ladkiyon ke kitne nam hote hai ?
Q:College me ladkiyon ke kitne nam hote hai ?
Ans:4,
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1.Meri vali,
2.Teri vali,
3.Teri Bhabhi,
4.Meri Bhabhi..
''Can A Kangaroo Jump
''Can A Kangaroo Jump
Higher Than A Effiel Tower?
Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump''
Teacher: Harbhajan
Teacher: Harbhajan is male or female?
Student: Female.
Teacher: How?
Student: Just now commentator told "beautiful delivery by harbajan"
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