Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.

Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.
Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.

Woh Is Address Se Rs.25/- Per Kg k Hisaab Se Khareed Le.

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Talib General Store,
G-10, Yaadgar Chamber,
Talpur Road Bombay, India. :-)
  

May, 13 2010     187 chars (2 sms)     2521 views       Funny

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Ek Sharabi 3r Flor
Sy Neechy Gir Gaya

Log Us k Ird-Gird
Jama Ho Gaye Aur Us
Sy Poocha - Kya Hua
Bhai ?

Wo Bola - Pata Nahi,
Main Bhi Abhi Neechy
Aaya Hon ;->

True Luv Story

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Wid Each Other
1 Day They Kissed Each Other

Hen Died Of Maleria
&
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Moral :
Mohabbatan Sachaia’n . . . ;->
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In theatres this august..

Starring:

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Condoleezza Rize
Tony Blair
Pamela Anderson

Special guest appearance:

Bill Clinton

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Introducing the villain - Osama Bin Laden..
Music by Gen Pervez Reshamiya..
Item number by Monica lewinsky..


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But
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Yeh Keh Ker Woh Kameena

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Pathan:
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2nd:
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1st:
Acha,
To Phir Ye Lo,
Anda Khao..!!
Murder Of EnglisH

One eng proff when a girl didn''t do her assignment and gave an excuse:

today u r lying with me 2morrow u will lie with somebody else
''''Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,
Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo


koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,

Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)
Always listen to your wife, she gives sound advice :

99% Sound and 1% Advice….
Duniya ki wo konsi Company Jo duaon
pe nahi balke
bad-duaon pe chal rahi hai?



Ji haan aapne bilkul shi
gues kiya


Ye aizaz sirf K.E.S.C / WAPDA ko hasil hai. ;->