He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
Doctor implanted a new ear to a man. Man: you idiot you gave me a woman's ear. Doctor: it makes no difference. Man: it does, Now i hear everything but understand nothing.
Pappu Pinky ko pasand karta hay or Pinky Pappu k bhai ko jab k Pappu k bhai ko Pinky ki behen achi lagti hay lekin Pinky ki behen Pappu ko pasand karti hay haalaan k Pappu pehlay hee Pinky ko chahta hai.
Ab jab k Pinky ko Pappu acha nahi lagta aur Pappu ka bhai Pinky k liay raazi nahin hai aur Pappu Pinky ki behen se pyaar nahi karta jab k Pinky ki behen ko Pappu ka bhai acha nahin lagta...
Ab batao k is poori situation main kya kiya jaye..? ;->