altaf hussain ki maa ki shadi

altaf hussain ki maa ki shadi
altaf hussain ki maa ki shadi


Teacher: Woh koun sa event tha jo na hota to aj "KARACHI" khush hall hota... ?

Student:
Altaf Hussain ki maa ki shadi... ;->
  

May, 05 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     6569 views       Funny

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Ye baray larkay le aye they hum jabi haar gay..:->
Make for me a place within your heart
On which I can depend. For only you
Touch the ancient wellsprings of my tears,
Home through all the wanderings of my years,
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Root I cannot rend through rage or art.


Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge,
Tere jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge,

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Saari larkion k numbers abbu ne delet krdie hai :->
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