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''If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.''
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May, 24 2010
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''Aapko kya lagta
''Aapko kya lagta hai hum aapse flirt karte hain,
Ruko, sambhlo, abhi ke abhi aapko alert karte hain,
Arre yeh to mahol aur mausam kaa asaar hai,
Warna aise waisson par hum bhi time waste nahi karte hain.''
Impact of Movies:
Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
PLz Pray For Me
PLz Pray For Me
I just Got my MedicaL report My condition is
Very CriticaL
As Days r Passing i''m Becoming
More
CuTe
SMARTER
&
AttracTive
Its Not CurabLe. . . ;->
Patan Apni Girlfrend
Patan Apni Girlfrend K Saath Date Par Gaya
Aur
Aahista Se Bola
''''Mere Dil Main Ek Baat Hai Magar Kehte Huey Ghabrata Hoon. . . Tum Gussa Karogi ''''
Girl: Nahi Karungi, Ab Keh Bhi Do
Pathan: Tumhare Paas Niswaar Hai . . . ;->
1 memon subha so ko utha to
1 memon subha so ko utha to
dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay.
Wo foran kitchen me gaya or
apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or
bola,“1 banday ka nashta kam banana”
Nipa Chowrangi
Breaking News!
Nipa Chowrangi Per 3 Taxi
Or 2 Bus Ko Na Maloom Afraad Ne Roka
Or Us Main Sawaar Hokar
Apne Apne Ghar Chale Gaye.:-D
Reh Reh Kar Teri Yaad
Reh Reh Kar Teri Yaad Aye to kia karu ?
Yaad Teri dilse na Jaye tu Kia Karu?
Socha tha Ho gi mulakatKhwaboun Main
Ager neeand hi Na Aye , tu kia karu ???
Lil Bad One lAwlX
Lil Bad One lAwlX
Height Of Romantic Shayiri
World''s Best Romantic Shaiyri
Ji Karta Hai Choom Loo Teri
Potty Me Pade Matar Ke Dane Ko,
Kambkhat Kabhi To Tere
Labo Se Hokar Gujra Hoga....
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''You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
''You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don''t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..''
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It means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.
Bhikari: 1 Rupia Dede Baba
Bhikari: 1 Rupia Dede Baba
Aadmi:Sharam Nahi Ati Itnay Hatay Katay Ho K Bhik Mangtay Ho
Bhikari: Nahi To Kya Tumhari Behen Ka Rishta Mangu... =P ;->
PLz muje samajne ki KOshish KrO
PLz muje samajne ki
KOshish KrO
Muje mat tang kro,
Muje akela chOrdo,
Muje tumse koi taluq
nai raKhna,
Par ye dil rat bhar tumko hi sOchta ha,
SOne do mujko mat aO yahan*
EK sardar ne macher se faryad ki*
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