''If people says you

''If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.''

May, 24 2010 168 chars (2 sms) 2504 views Funny

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Last Night Katrina Said 2 Me

Last Night Katrina Said 2 Me
iTs Too Late, Jano aJ rat Main
Tumharay Ghar Rukon Gi..!

I RepLied: jAn Tum Agr Ruk Gai
To Phr Main Nai Rukon Ga... =P ;->

Height Of Maska

Height Of Maska
Professor: Where Is Your Homework

Student: Sir It Tore While I Was Fighting
With A Guy Who Said You Were Not The
Best Professor In The College

A young frog goes 2

A young frog goes 2 palmist 2 know his future...
Palmist: u wil meet a young prety girl, who wants 2 know evrythng abt U...!
Frog: Gr8! Whn n whr...?
Palmist: next year in bio lab..........

teacher, s

teacher, student se jo cheez tumhe tang ya

pareeshan karn use apne pas bhi na bhatakne do.

Student, chal beta sub se pehle to tu aage peache ho.

QK Meri Ball Mai Hai Pace

Kamran Akmal Ne Bola Cricket Team Se:-
Meri Ball Nahi Kar Sakta Koi FACE
QK Meri Ball Mai Hai Pace

.. Message dhoond rahe ho?

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Message dhoond rahe ho?

Zaroori nahi k har SMS main koi message ho,

BASS

AAP Ki yaad aayi, is liye Missed SMS kar diya

Hamesha Yad Rakho..

Hamesha Yad Rakho..

Hum
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Wah!
To Phir Dosre Kia Aam Lene Aye Hain?(",)

Santa : People

Santa : People Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD ! U have came again..

Wat did an IT engineer

Wat did an IT engineer scream while falling from the 10th floor.?

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guess..!

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HE SCREAMED- F1 F1 F1 F1 F1...

5 years 20 subject

5 years,
20 subjects,
200 practicals,
2000 lectures,
20000 insults

A normal human
being cant do all this!

The remaining abnormals are called

DOCTORS..!

''KASHTI Chli KINARA chor dia

''KASHTI Chli KINARA chor dia
ASMAN ne SITARA Tur dia
Tu b to Aj tak nai Sudra
Jahan Dekhi DIWAR

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L L ,,:
Wahin fawara chor dia.''

There is nothing to read in this msg.

There is nothing to read in this msg.

U still coming down? ? ?

Jahila tenu punjabi ch e dasna paina a.

Es msg ch kuj v nai likhya parhan vastay.. ;->

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