''If people says you

''If people says you
''If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.''
  

May, 24 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     2098 views       Funny

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If I were to make a dictionary

CUTE - YOU

SWEET - YOU

THOUGHTFUL - YOU

GOOD LOOKING - YOU

BEAUTIFUL - YOU

LIAR - ME ... =P ;->
Wife:gaajar ,muli,baiban
lambay lana.

Husb:nhi laonga tm iska
galat istamak kro gi.


wife:tmhe q dard ho
raha hai tm me thoddi
dun gi.>


Package Wale So
Gaye Ker k Baat Apni
Girl-Friend k Saath

Aur Bhatakte Rahe
Sachi Mohabbat Kerne
Wale Saari Raat ... ;->
''Sharab bani to maykhany bany


Husan bana to diwany bany


Koi to baat hai aap main


Unhi to nahi pagal khany bany.''
Tee Quotes

1- Take my advice
I''ve never use it anywhere
2- My mum thinks I''m special
Long After Our Anniversary And This

Greeting Has Been Thrown Away Think

Of The Thought Behind It,Each And Everyday,


Happy Anniversary Lover!
Din raat SmS kr kr k aisa kr dia tUm ny pappU,


Ghar ki ghanti bajny pr b mobile utha leta hon... ;->
7 saal pehle mobile cal 5
Rs ki thi or roti 2Rs ki..



or...



Aaj roti 5 Rs ki or call 2
Rs ki...



Kon Kehta hai mehngaie
hui hai..




GEO MUSHARAF.......;->
Hey how r u?How''s life?
Buddy my engagement is fixed on the 30th of this month
so u r invited n please pray for me!!!

hAmY


American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.

Santa: In India, it is only with a female

Statement By ASIF ZARDARI:

"Mein Apni Wife Ka Badla Zarur Leta"


Magar?


"Khudkushi Haram Hai".
Newtons First Law of Ishq: A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until on unless any external agent (brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy........