''If people says you

''If people says you
''If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.''
  

May, 24 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     2633 views       Funny

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Mene apne ghar walo ko bata dia hai wo sab maan gae hai,

tm b apne ghr walo ko bta do,wo b maan jaenge k
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Shan biryani k sath korma masala free hai.
what does ILU means?

I= I
L= Love
U=Urdu
so I love urdu... tum kya samjhey they...I love ullu..to haan mein tum sey b pyar karta hoon
Ach''hon Se Bhi Ziada Tum Ach''he Ho.
Sach''chon Se Bhi Ziada Tum Sache Ho.
Maine Us Se Kaha Mujhe Tum Se Mohobat Hai.
Us Ne Kaha Sharm Karo Abhi Tum Bache Ho)~
Wife: Suno G, Doctor ne Mujhe Ek Mahinee Aaram K Liye Kisi Beautiful Foreing Country Jaane Ka Kha Hai . . . Hum Kahan Jayenge . . . ? ? ?

Husband: Kisi Doosre Doctor k Paas. . . ;->
Nurse : Mubarak Ho Apke Han Bacha Hua Hy
Kia Name Socha Hy

BAP:Nurse Ko Cherty Hue Ap Itni Sexy Aur
Beautiful Hen Ap Hi Koi Nam Bta Dein

NURSE : Is Ka Nam Kutte K Bacha Rakh Len.
''Saanp ne piya bakri ka khoon..
Wah wah..

Saanp ne piya bakri ka khoon.. Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!''
Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata>
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar
''Kya bataen tujhe mere dost ab k saal,
Ja rahy thy yaadon ko dil main liye sambhaal,
1 Ajnabi ne achanak jo rok kar kahaa.
Chal oye!!! Mobile nikaal...''
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kya chahiye tumhain. Jo bhi kahoge meri dukaan per wo paoge. Maine kahaa ke kutte ke khane ka cake hai, bola yahin pe khaoge ya leke jaoge


Yun Pakistan Se Dushmani Achi Nahi INDIA.





Bachiyan Teri Jawan Hain, Kuch To Khayal Kar. :-)
Duniya ki wo konsi Company Jo duaon
pe nahi balke
bad-duaon pe chal rahi hai?



Ji haan aapne bilkul shi
gues kiya


Ye aizaz sirf K.E.S.C / WAPDA ko hasil hai. ;->
Boy- Dear! Look into my eyes.
What u c?Tell me...!
Girl- True love.
Boy- O anni di e!
Aida wada machhar nazar ni aya?
kad cheti..
Vadi aai true love di... =P ;->