''If people says you

''If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.''

May, 24 2010 168 chars (2 sms) 3071 views Funny

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Kon Kehta Hai Tum Bewafa Ho.

Kon Kehta Hai Tum Bewafa Ho.

Ye Aur Baat Hai Humse Khafa Ho.

Humko Pyaar Hai Sirf Tum Se.

Agar Tumko Nahi To Dafa Ho. :-)

Ek Din Hum Un K Ghar Gaye

Ek Din Hum Un K Ghar Gaye

Wo Soye Huey Thay

Ek Din Wo Humare Ghar Aaye

Hum Soye Huey Thay

Moral. . .
Jesa Karoge Wesa Bharoge . . . ;->

"ENGINEERS B DELIVRY KAR SAKTY HAIN"

Wesy to Amir khan ki har
movie men koi lesson hota hai,

Lakin 3 idiots men us ny
dunya ko aik new bat batayi..,

"ENGINEERS B DELIVRY KAR SAKTY HAIN" :-)

Lub Pe Aati Hai

Lub Pe Aati Hai Dua Ban K Tamana Meri
Zindagi Bomb Se Ho Mehfuz Khudaya Meri
Na Koi Bomb Dhamakay Se Ura De Mjh Ko
Muft Me Jame Shahadat Na Pila De Mjh Ko
Mere Allah Lrai Se Bachana Mujh Ko
Or Sikha De Koi Banduq Chalana Mjh Ko
Nam E Islam Ki Hurmat Ko Bacha Le Ya Rab
Waqt K Sare Kamino Ko Utha Le Ya Rab.

Dil diya tha MOHABBT

Dil diya tha MOHABBT ki nishani samajh kar,
Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar.
Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne,
Wo B pi gaya LIMON PANI samajh kar.

TUM SACHE,

TUM

SACHE,

PYARE,

IMANDAR,

SAMAJDAR,

AQALMAND,

SHAREEF

Logon se door rehna
warna wo bhi "biggar" jayenge,

zalim taliban ki dri

ZaLiM TaLiBaN Ki DrInDaGi Ka 1 Or JeTa JaGtA SaBoT...

MiNgOrA SwAt Me JaHaNzEb CoLlEgE K SaMnE

5 MaSoM StUdEnTs Se GuN PoInT Py

"NaSwAr"
ChEeN Li...=P;->

Last nite i had a dream.

Last nite i had a dream.
I was walking with God.
He asked me, "Who''s ur best friend?"
I told him ur name.....

He smiled & said....

"Sab Pichle Janam K PaaP Hai !!" ;->

Ek Larka,Ek Larki AHA

Ek Larka,Ek Larki AHA Aadhi raat ko AHA Jungle mei OHO Jhari k Peeche AHA Sab se chup k OHO Daba daba k AHA Chus Chus k OHO Aam Kha rahe thay Ahahaha

may u b wot u hope t

MAY U B WOT U HOPE TO B,
C ALL U WANT TO C...
DO ALL WOT U WANT TO
MAY YR EVERY WISH COMES TRUE...
"A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U"

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You''re not a kid anymore.

Happy Coming of Age.

Happy 13th Birthday.

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