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''If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.''
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May, 24 2010
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bhaiyo ke pyar ki koi misaal
Waisey tou un dono bhaiyo ke pyar ki koi misaal na thi "paPpu"
Par raat ko Cheni ki khatir dono kutton ki tarha lar
paray... ;->
Hm Buht Jald Karachi Arhe Hen
Taliban:Hm Buht Jald Karachi Arhe Hen
MQM: Aslaha Le Lo
Awam: Rashan Le Kar Rakh Lo
Pathan: Istaqbal Karo,
Memon: BURQAY KHARID LO BAD ME RATE BARH JAINGE.
Woh hamein dekh ker
Woh hamein dekh ker
muskurate rahey...
Woh hamein dekh ker
muskurate rahey...
Phir yoon hua k....
Hamara b HASSA nikal
gaya...-
commerce ki larki
Ek Commerce ki Larki gaali kese de gi?
Salay Bounced Cheque.
Zameen pe Liability.
Pedaishi Bad Debit.
Insolvent Aadmi Itna maarongi k teri Balance Sheet bhi Telly nahi hogi.
REPORTER: Laaluji, t
REPORTER: Laaluji, the poor women in bihar
dont have clothes to wear.
LAALU: U FOOL,tum FTV dekhe ho?
Rich women bhi cloth nahin pehanti hai.
Yeh fashionwa hai .
''"""wo aksar mujh sy kaha
''"""wo
aksar
mujh
sy
kaha
karty
thy?
"TUMHAIN
APNA BANA KAR HI CHORENGY."
us
nay
bilkul
aisa
hi
kiya???
""APNA BANAYA
OR
CHOR DIYA...''
Wait Wait Wait
Wait
Wait
Wait
Cool
Relax
Ok
Ready
Start
5
4
3
2
1
Now
I m starting send
msgs...
un honto ko tum
un honto ko tum choom kr to dekho FARAZ
maza na aaey to paisay wapis.
This is nOT msg endigz...
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>
>
>
>
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This is nOT msg endigz...
Neechay 2 Line mazeed khali hy mere dost...
Guest:
Guest: “Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?“
Hotel Host: “I can‘t imagine, unless it‘s because you have the plate he usually eats from.“
@@@ DUAA @@@
@@@ DUAA @@@
Tuje aisi bemari lage,
Tu burhape mei b kanwara lage,
Darjan bhar hon bachey tere,
Tu phir b larkiyon ko piyara lage...
zalim taliban ki dri
ZaLiM TaLiBaN Ki DrInDaGi Ka 1 Or JeTa JaGtA SaBoT...
MiNgOrA SwAt Me JaHaNzEb CoLlEgE K SaMnE
5 MaSoM StUdEnTs Se GuN PoInT Py
"NaSwAr"
ChEeN Li...=P;->
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