''If people says you

''If people says you
''If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.''
  

May, 24 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     3427 views       Funny

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Larki Waley : Aap Ka
Beta Kia Kerta Hy ???


Larke Ki Maa





Mera Beta 3 Rs
Mein 500 Sms
Kerta Hy ... ;->
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.
Sardar k donon kaan jal gaye,
Doctor: Tumhary kaan kaise jal gaye?
Sardar: Main Qameez Istri kar raha tha k Phone aa gaya, main ne ghalti se Phone ki jaga Estri kaan se laga di
Doctor: Doosra kaan kaisay jala?
.
Sardar: Paa Jee ! Ambulance nu v te phone karna c...!


Best error message of the century.....!!!!

An error shown by a computer:
No keyboard connected!!
Press F1 to continue... ;->
Gadha tanhai
me kya
Mehsus krta hai?






Koi jaldi nhe jab mehsus kro to bata dena
A Man Came Home Late At Night After A Party. His Wife Yelled: "How Would You Feel If You Don't See Me For Two Days?" The Man Couldnt Believe His Luck: 'That Would Be Great'! Monday Passed And He Didnt See Her...... Tuesday And Wednesday Passed Too..... On Thursday His Swelling Became Better And Now He Could See Her From The Corner Of One Eye... =P
Kaash Ladkian Papita Bechti Hoti To Ladkon Ko Bohut Faida Hota
Puchho To

Woh Kaise?

Ldka Ldki Se Kehta

Hello Madam

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PAPPI TA DO
Aik Nars ka Mangaitar usay bari hasrat se:
kash mujhe koi haadsa paish aata to main tumhare pass aata, tum meri khidmat karti aur main jaldi theek ho jata.
Nars: Tumhen mere pass koi haadsa nahi bal-k mojza hi la sakta hy, kyun k main "ZACHA BACHA" ward mein hoti hon.


Kab "TOOT" jaye,
"MOBILE" he to hai!

Kab "BADAL"jaye,
"SIM" he to hai!

Ap mairay " sMs" ki Aadat mat Dalna.


Kab "KHATAM" ho jaye " PACKAGE" he to hai... ;->

Bengali patient: Doc sahab, potla-potla totti aata hai, khane ko man nahin karta hai.
Doc: Yeh lo dawai, mota-mota totti aayega, jaise marzi kaat ke khana


Aik sahab hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil huay,
unho nay haath may gold ka aik cup pakra hua tha,

Wife: ye cup kahan say mila?

Husband: mai daur may first aya hun.

Wife: doosre aur teesre number par kon aya?

Husband: doosray number par police afsar aur teesray number par cup ka maalik... =P ;->
a man kills a deer n cooks it,n doesnt tell kids abt it..



he gives a clue to dem..
"its sumthing wht ur mom calls me"



son screams:dun eat it....."KUTTA HAI"