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Sayanein kehndey nein
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Sayanein kehndey nein
Sayanein kehndey nein
Sayanein kehndey nein," pehley Tolo tey fer bolo".
Menu hun tussi dasso banda har wailey trakdeee ley k tey naeen na phir sakda.
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Pathan: Me N Khat Likha
Pathan: Me N Khat Likha Tha K Mri Shadi Pr Ana.
Tm Q Nh Ay.
2nd Pathan: Mje Khat Mila He Nhi
1st Pathan: Me Ne Likha Tha
K Khat Mily Ya Na Mily Tm Zaror Ana.:-)
High Class Beizzati
High Class Beizzati
If u hav 1 father, call me.
If u hav 2 fathers, sms me.
If u hav 3 fathers, mis call me.
If i m ur father, just ignore this message. . . :P
1 Baat Tou Btao ?
1 Baat Tou Btao ?
Plz Is Ko Mazaq Me Mat
Talna
Gol Mol Jawab
Nhi Chale Ga
Dekho
Kuch Baatai''n
Zindagi Me Bohat Ahem
Hoti Hyn
Sach Sach Btana
LIGHT HY ;->
L o n g t i m e a g o..
L o n g t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used... to read my S M S. And, t o d a y, the history continues....
dil laga k kaam kiya karo
(",)
<))> Xcuse Me
_/?_
Aap kAAm bAAd mE kArnA,,
PhELE MEri bAAt SuNLo,,
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dil laga k kaam kiya karo =P ;->
Arz Kia Hy ..
Arz Kia Hy ..
Insaan Insaan Ko Das Raha Hy
Wah Wah
Insaan Insaan Ko Das Raha Hy
Wah Wah
Aur Saanp Side Main Beth K Hans Raha Hy ... ;->
Question: why did GOD
Question: why did GOD create Husbands? Because Fingers, Candles, Vibrator, Banana, Kheera, Lokkie, Lamba Bangan, cannot pay for SHOPPING.
ek pathan mobile company
Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya:
1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya.
Ques: Which Is The Most Popular Network.
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Pathan: Al-Quaida. :-)
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them
Kanjoos Aadmi ek hotel
Kanjoos Aadmi ek hotel mai enter hua..
Waiter: janab kia chahiye.?
Kanjoos: Mai Subah yahan naashta kar ke gaya tha,
kuch bach gaya tha, Wohi le aao..
Sardar enters
Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole situation...
Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife askes Why are you doing this?
Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly
Height of satte bazi...
Height of satte bazi...
GAmblers playing for ash abhishek marrige..kitne din chalegee
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