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Wife Ne Husband Se:
Wife Ne Husband Se:
Wife Ne Husband Se: Bhagwan Kare Ke Aap Har
Janam Me Mere Pati Ho.
Husband: Bhagwan Kare Yeh Tera Akhri Janam Ho!!!
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Rule The HELL
Rule
The
HELL
Rather
Than
Being
Slave
At
Heaven :-)
Larke Wale: Hum Ko Larki Pasand
Larke Wale: Hum
Ko Larki Pasand Hy
Shaadi Kab Krni Hy ?
Larki Wale: Abhi Tou
Larki Parh Rhi Hy !
Larke Wale: Humara
Beta Kya Bandar
Hy jo Kitabai''n Phaar
De ga ... ;->
Biwi Ka Jhagra
Bivi Pure 15 Minute Tak Apne Khamosh Shohar Pe Garajne K Bad boli Main Larai Khatam Karna Chah Rahi Hoon Magar Tumhari Is Gongi Badmashi Ki Waja Sy Ghar Jahanum Bana Ja Raha Hai…
GREAT INDIANS:
GREAT INDIANS:
When Power Goes Off in US,
They call Power House.
In China,
They Check Fuse
.
But in India,
First thing is To check Neighbor''s House.
"Sabki Gayi Hai Na?"
Buss!
A Rose Is Always A Rose
A Rose Is Always A Rose
Either It Is Planted In A Gold Pot Or In A Mud
Same Way You Will Always Be My Friend
Either You Are In Central Jail
Or In Mental Hospital
L . I . F . Ef
L . I . F . E
Is LiKe
BoX oF cHoClAtEzZz ...
BiTe InTo EaCh OnE ...
UnTiLl ,
yOu FiNd A nUt YoU |IkE ... [:
ub tanhai ka ehsas ho,
ub tanhai ka ehsas ho,
Na koi apke pass ho,
Na aap kisi ki nazar mein ho,
Na koi aapki nazar mein ho,
To samajh len k aap...???
BATHROOM
mein hein... ;->
W O M E N
W O M E N
IN SHORT...
So simple, yet so complex,
So weak, yet so powerful,
So confusing, yet so desirable,
So daming, yet so wonderful... WOMEN !
honesty is the best policy
U n d o u b t l y
H o n e s t y
I s
T h e
B e s t
P o l i c y ...
W h e n
T h e r e
I s
M o n e y
I n
I t ... ;)
Na Barish Na Toofan
Na Barish
Na Toofan
Na Bomb Blast
Na Strike
Na Jalse Juloos
Na Muzahiray
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.
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.
.
.
Pata Nahi Karachi Ko Kis Ki Nazar Lag Gayi Hai..... ;->
Ab Kare''n Apni Ya
Ab Kare''n Apni Ya
Relative Ki Shaadi
Ki Booing
NATIONAL STADIUM
Mein ...
Kyun k
CRICKET Tou Ab PAKISTAN
Mein Hogi Nahi ... ;->
DARD NAK KAHANI.
DARD NAK KAHANI.
aik larka tha, wo aik larki ko chahta tha. magr wo lrki nhi janti thi.
Aik din larke ny himat ki aur usy kaha k tm mujhe achi lagti ho.
Lrki ko shadid ghusa aya aur us ny...
.
.
.
.
Lrke ki nak pe muka mar dia.
Lrke ki nak ma shadid dard hoa
aur
Is tara bni ya
''DARD'' ''NAK'' kahani ;->
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