Doctor to sardar

Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.

May, 26 2010 121 chars (1 sms) 2728 views Funny

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Whan Jakar Pocha To Unho Ne Btaya, Ke Mere Biwi Larai Karte Waqt Mujhay Belan Se Marti Hai.
Agar Lag Jae To Wo Hasti Hai Aur Na Lage To Me Hasta Ho :-D

Doctor! I Have A Serious Problem,

Doctor! I Have A Serious Problem,

I Can Never Remember

What I Just Said.

When Did You

First Notice This Problem?

What Problem?

Height Of Bravery . . .

Height Of Bravery . . .

Going Late In Class, In Tore Jeans & Sleevless
Entring Te Class Widout Permission
N Sayin To Madam
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Do you know similarity

Do you know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent girls?

Both don''t exist .

Hi ! What r U doing

Hi ! What r U doing?Agar AAP ke paas zara waqt ho to Mere ek sawal ka jawab do.
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Jo is waqt Mera SMS parh raha hai.reply?

Dil ka Dard Humain Batate Kion Nah

Dil ka Dard Humain Batate Kion Nahi

Dosti Ka Haq Hum Pe Jatate Kion Nahi

Mer JaoGe Aise Roz lga Lga Ker

Qabz Hai Tou Hashmi Churan Khate Kyun Nahi :p

I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace

Man to a Frnd:
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1 Adm¡ Ne Pathan

1 Adm¡ Ne Pathan Se Pocha App Ka Lucky Day Kn Sa Ha . . ?

Pathan Basant Jub Sare Bache Chaat Pe Hote Hai

K.M. SHAHID Kaun Hai?

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I Swear I Dont Know Who Is K.M. SHAHID.....;-D

A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.

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''''Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se tum shikari nahin ban jao gey

''''Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se
tum shikari nahin ban jao gey
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Theek usi tarah 2-3 SMS karney se
tum bhikari nahin ban jaoge !!!''

''Main ne to Aaj

''Main ne to Aaj tak Coca Cola nahi Pee Faraz,

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