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May, 26 2010
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''Jis tarha heere ko
''Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai... Sone ko sona katta hai...Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega...''
Quaidabad, . Malir, . Kalaboard,
Quaidabad,
.
Malir,
.
Kalaboard,
.
Airport,
.
Colony gate,
.
Natha khan ,
aur
aur
aur
aghar time milay tou kal baqi ilaqoo k bhi gatter saff kar dena ... ;->
Sardar orders pizza.
Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter : Sir shd i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 ?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahin jayenge.
Think, if all studnts start
Think, if all studnts start studyin & get gUd marks
But jobs r limited
then
more unemployment
more suicide
more crime
SO,
SAVE PAKISTAN
STOP STUDYING..!
Agr dil ka nam Anda(egg
Agr dil ka nam Anda(egg)Hta tou films k nam is trha hoty,
Ye Anda apka hua,
Hum Anda de chuky snam,
Hum apke Andy main rehty hain,
Andy waly dulhnya ly jain gy
jab tum aine ke paas
Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai
beautiful beautiful"
aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai
" aprilfool, aprilfool "
45 Saal ka aadmi
45 Saal ka aadmi Larki
dekhne gaya
Larki ki maa be-hosh ho
gai
Jab hosh aaya
Tou waja poochi !!
Tou Maa boli 25 saal
pehle Ye mujhy bhi
dekhny aaya tha ... ;->
Tum sab dost meri zindgi ho,
Tum sab dost meri zindgi ho,
aur,
.
aur,
.
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aur,
.
.
.
aur,
.
.
.
.
aur,
lahnat hai aisi zindgi pe.
1 Pathan Apna
1 Pathan Apna
Samaan Bag Me Bhar k
GEO k Office Pohanch
Gaya Aur Poocha:
"Wo Baji Kahan Hy Jo
Khabro''n k Beech Me
Kehti Hy Humare Saath
Rahiye Ga"
Hum Us k Saath
Rehne Aaya Hoon.. ;->
Wakeel: Qanoon Ki Kitab K Safa 15
Wakeel: Qanoon Ki Kitab K Safa 15
K Mutabq Mere Mokil Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jae".
Judge: "Kitab Pesh Ki Jae."Kitab Pesh Ki Gai,
Judge Ne Safa Khola To
Us Me 1000,1000 K 5 Note Thay.
Ganpt "Is Tara K 4
Saboot Aur Pesh Kie Jaen
Check Out 3D Msg First Time On Ur Mobile...
Check Out 3D Msg First Time On Ur Mobile...
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D D D
Nice Hai Na?
Agär Käho To Kal 4 D bhejun?
BeNaZeeR Aakhir M.B.B.S ban hi gai...
BeNaZeeR
Aakhir M.B.B.S
ban hi gai...
!
kaise?
?
?
?
nahi pata?
?
main batao?
?
M= Muhtarma
B= BeNaziR
B=Bhutto
S=Shaheed..
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