Doctor to sardar

Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.

May, 26 2010 121 chars (1 sms) 2807 views Funny

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If U R In A War,

Instead Of Throwing A Hand Grenade @ D Enemy, Throw One Of Small Pumpkins.

May B It''ll Make Evry1 Think How Stupid War Is
N

While They R Thinkin, U Can Throw A Real Grenade @ Them ... ;->

Teacher: “I killed a person”

Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.

frnds r lik balons

frnds r lik balons onc u let thm go u can never bring them back. thats y mera dil chata hai app ki hawa nikal k apny pas rakh loon.

Youth Nowadays R Gettin Worst.

Youth Nowadays R Gettin Worst.

I Was In Temple

When A Guy Next

To Me Lite A Cigarete

Frm The Arti.

I Was Shocked N

Droped My Beer Bottle

2 pathan 1 darkht k nichey

2 pathan 1 darkht k nichey beth kr baten
kr rhe they k achank drakht se ek aam{mango}
girta hy..
pehla pathan 2srey se ye aam kese gira?
aam khud hath jorr kr answr deta hy
k saalo pak gya hon
mei tum logo ki baten sun kr... ;->

At A Bus Stop A Man Entered The Bus And Shouted Out Loudly

At A Bus Stop A Man Entered The Bus
And
Shouted Out Loudly

''''Dont Try To Move From Ur Seats''''

Tariq qulfi Wala Aap Chal Kr Tuwade Kol Aayega ;->

Sachey kaul krar

Sachey kaul krar ghawachan lag pae nein,
yaran kolon yar ghawachan lag pae nein,

A tey hona ee see, Udhar dewo ghey tey fir enj ee hoye gha na

1 Dehaati Ne 5 Star Hotel Mai

1 Dehaati Ne 5 Star Hotel Mai Chai(Tea) Ka Order Diya.

Waiter Ne 1 Chhotay Se Cup Main Chai Di.

Dehaati Ek He Saans Main Chai Pee Kar Bola:

"Bao Mittha Theak Aye. Hun Chah Liya." :-)

'' Happy Teachers Day

'' Happy Teachers Day "

Appne Teacher Ki Bohat Respect kijye .. Kyunke is Duniya Mai Murghi k Ilawa Wo Wahid personailty Hai Jo Apko Anda De Sakti Hai

intelligent Boy

Boy: I L U

Girl: Can You Please Spell It Out Just Makes It More Special (:

Boy: Im Leaving You -___-

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[bWen things go wrong,

[bWen things go wrong,

Wen sadnes fills ur Heart,

Wen tears flow in ur eyes,

Always say these words....

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A ganpat chal daru la!

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