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Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
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Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.
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May, 26 2010
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what do u call something that is "fake"
what do u call something that is "fake"
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coconut....why?
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bcos its na-real
Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi...?
Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi...?
Beti- B.B.A Karungi!!
Papa- What Is Bba.
Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Par Aish
2 bache ache hain
Shair araz kia hai
pewasta e shajar se umeed e bahar rakh
:-):-)
bchay 2 hi ache ,biviyan beshak 4 rakh
GOLDEN WoRDS
GOLDEN WoRDS
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Gold k thay na.
Chori ho Ge.
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<))>
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Old man walkng on
Old man walkng on
street sees a child tryin
2 reach a doo bell
Old man goes to d
door,rings the bell&
says Wt else little man?
Child: Chalo hon Nassoo..->
Angraiz pathan say .whats ur name?
Angraiz pathan say .whats ur name?
pathan says "OMER DARAZ KHAN".
Angraiz says whats mean of ur name?
Pathan soch k "Long life khan".
Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain
Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain
Moo se hum aap ko aadab kehte hain
Aap jahan kahin bhi tashreef le jatay hain
Sab aap ko khuda ka azaab kehte hain. :p
son was filling application form.
son was filling application form.
There was a question about mother tongue.
Son! Mai ithay ki likhaan?
Man! likh day putar, VERY LONG.
Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey
Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...
Ghalat Kehte Hain.
Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota. :-)
Sign Board Outside A Repair Shop ...
Sign Board Outside A Repair Shop ...
"We Can Repair Anything ...
Plz Knock Hard On The Door ,
The Bell Doesn''t Work ..." ;->
Teacher :Because of Qauid E Azam hard work what do we get on 14th August...?
Teacher :Because of Qauid E Azam hard work what do we get on 14th August...?
Student:A Holiday... ;->
What does a buffalo produce during an Earth Quake?
What does a buffalo produce during an Earth Quake?
A: Milk Shake
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