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May, 26 2010
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''Faqat i$ liye hum ne mehfilon may jana chorr diya MOHSIN....
''Faqat i$ liye hum ne mehfilon may jana chorr diya MOHSIN....
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K koi pooch he na ley
"Putter tyra result kido aa raya a!''
What is the part of
What is the part of Female''s Body which has
Hair All Around
Abit wet Inside &
Drops water when Excited
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Don''t Think Wrong Stupid
It''s Eye
Ay Load Shaiding Karne Walon
Ay Load Shaiding Karne Walon
Bat Hy Bilkul Sadhi
Ay Load Shaiding Karne Walon Bat Hy Bilkul Sedhi
Jaise Jaise Barhe Ga Andhera
Waise Waise Barhe Gi Abadi ;-
flying papers mul
Flying papers ,
multi colours of balloon,
delicated blossom,
fantastic people,
love and laughter.
What it describes?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
''Molvi taqreer krty howy
''Molvi taqreer krty howy
Ap men jo LONDEBAZ OR RANIBAZ hy wo alag alag hojayen
ek admi kabhi wahn bethta to kabhi wahn molve gusy sy bola tu kia hy?
Wo bolo men chutu hon kahan bethon?
Molvi yahan aao mery sath betho...
5 baj gaye hain
Shohar aur Bivi mein narazgi ki waja se baat cheet band thi,
Ek subha shohar ko zaruri kaam se jana tha to usne raat ko kagaz pe likh diya "MUJHE SUBHA 5 BAJE UTHANA "aur bivi k takiye k pas rakh diya.
Subha 8 baje utha to dekha k uske oopar boht se kagaz pare thy aur un pe likha tha "UTH JAYEN 5 BAJ GAYE HAIN"
molvi pappu ne farmaya
Molvi PaPpU Ne Farmaya
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Shaban
K Mahinay Mein Jo Koi
Apnay Dost
Ko 100 Ka Card Load Karwaye Ga
Usay
Qayamat K Din
Ek NOKIA N95
Free Milay Ga... ;->
SubhanALLAH
Be''-sharm Be-haya Be-waqoof Na-maqool Na-aehel
Be''-sharm
Be-haya
Be-waqoof
Na-maqool
Na-aehel
Jahil
Ullu k pathay
Hain wo log
Jo apki qadar nahi kartey ;
sabaq phir parh0 sadaqat
Teacher:
sabaq phir parh0 Sadaqat ka Amanat ka Shujaat ka
pathan:
lo kar lo bat!
Apna yad hota nhi or sadaqat amanat aur shujaat ka bhi parhen.
Hum tu 7 asmaaano ki sair kar aye
Hum tu 7 asmaaano ki sair kar aye
sub tarron se dosti kar aye
ek tera khass tha jo sath le ae
Warna ap si sochiye k ap zamin pe kaise aye ?
kdi na wi lya kr maama
Pathan India gya whan barish ho rahi thi,
wo mander me ja kr bagwan ko bahir phank ker bola,
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"Kdi na wi lya kr maama"... ;->
Pathan: Me N Khat Likha
Pathan: Me N Khat Likha Tha K Mri Shadi Pr Ana.
Tm Q Nh Ay.
2nd Pathan: Mje Khat Mila He Nhi
1st Pathan: Me Ne Likha Tha
K Khat Mily Ya Na Mily Tm Zaror Ana.:-)
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