Preeto 2 maid:

Preeto 2 maid:


Preeto 2 maid:
Oh Kanta, I have reason 2 suspect that
Banta is having an affair with his secretary.

Kanta: I don’t believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
  

May, 26 2010     173 chars (2 sms)     2444 views       Funny

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