ek aadmi hospital

ek aadmi hospital main admit hota hai us ka bhai us se milne aata hai
to ek khobsorat si nurse aati hai who us ko side per le ja ker puchta
hai ke is ke baren main kya khayal hai koi umeed hai ya nahi to nurse
kehti hai ke mera aur us ka mizag bilkul nahi milta who to meri taraf
dekhta bhi nahi har waqt allah allah karta rehta hai

May, 21 2010 337 chars (3 sms) 2056 views Funny

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''HUSBAND

''HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

GaaNa ayE yA Na AYE gana chahiay,

GaaNa ayE yA Na AYE gana chahiay,
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Hmara msG aye yA Na AyE Tumhaien bhi to Krna Chahiay..

What is the full form of "M.B.N.P." ? ? ?

What is the full form of "M.B.N.P." ? ? ?

"Mujhay Bhi Nahi Pata" . . . ;->

ek cheenti hoti hai.. uske paas 3 daane gehu ke hote hein..

ek cheenti hoti hai.. uske paas 3 daane gehu ke hote hein..

ek din woh teen celebrities se milti hai..
aamir khan..
shah rukh khan..
salman khan..

teeno ke autograph woh ek ek daane par le leti..

call it.. khan A.. khan B.. khan C

par ghar jaa kar jab woh dekhti hai..
to sirf ek AutogrAph hotA hAi sabhi par..

kyun??

kyunki..

daAne daAne pAr likhA hAi.. khAn A waAle kA nAam.. !

Qayamat Ki 5 Nishaniyan

Qayamat Ki 5 Nishaniyan

1-Zardari Imandari
Krega

2-Altaf Karachi Ayega

3-Musharaf Pr Muqadma
Chalega

4-Sheri Rehman Parda
Kregi

5-Adliya Bahal Hogi ;)

Mummy: Jo Mera Sabse

Mummy: Jo Mera Sabse

Jyada Kehna Manega,

Usse Hi Me Yeh Saari Toffies Dungi.

Kid: Tab To Yeh Saari Toffee Papa Ko Hi Milengi.....! ;-D

Bhikari:Kuch Khana Dedo

Bhikari:Kuch Khana Dedo

Admi:Tamatar Khao
Bhikari: Roti DeDo

Admi:Tamater Khao
Bhikari: Tamater Hi Q?Kch Or Q Nhi?

Wife:Ye Totla Hy Keh Rha Hy
Kama-Kar-Khao

Hum Nay Ic Darr Se Vedio

Hum Nay Ic Darr Se Vedio Game Hi Khailna Chor Di "hAmY"

K Achanak Lite Chali Gai To Rupaiya Zaya Hoga

Doctor implants a New Ear 2 a man..

Doctor implants a New Ear 2 a man..

Man:"U idiot, U gave me a woman''s Ear"

Doc: It makes no Difference..

MAN: "It does, Now I hear everything but understand nothing" ;->

hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..

Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .

Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?

Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..

Two lions broke

Two lions broke loose in the zoo and were eating a clown.
One lion said to the other …
''''Does this taste funny to you?'''' ;->

wo keh k chaley k ab hum sirf

Wo Keh K Chaley K Ab Hum Sirf
Tmhary Khwabon Me Aengy "PAppu",,,

Light ki wAjA sE Neend He Nhi Aati,
KhuwAb KyA "KAddu" Aayen gy... ;->

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