Indian song:

Indian song:
Indian song: jug sara jug nikhar gaya, hun moojan e moojan

Pakistani song: judge sare judge nikal gaya, hun fojan e fojan.
  

May, 19 2010     125 chars (1 sms)     2498 views       Funny

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Karachi K Halat!

"Paint Shirt"
Pheno Tu Pathan Nahe Choraengy,

"Shalwar Qamez"
Pheno Tu MQM Walay Nahe Choraengy.

"Chaddi Banyan"
Pehno Tu Taleban Nahe Chroaegy,

Or "Kch Na Pehno"
To Awam Nahe Choregi.

PAKISTAN ZINDABAD.
height of change...!
Are u a high scoring student?




Bored of getting good marks?




Try enginering



Marks se no marks



fark dekhiye sirf 6 mahino mein
Height Of Dreaming:

Bill Gates cAme tO Me And Asked
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Are,Tere pAas xp ki Cd hAi kyA?
French : Our Ancesters Were From
ROMANIA Thats Why We Are So

ROMANTIC

Pakistani : Our Ancesters Were From
TURKEY Thats Why We Are So

THERKEY.
:-)
Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor
Mein teri aankh se o jhal ho jaonga,

Dur bohat fizaon mein kho jaonga,

Meri yadon se lipat kar roye ga tu buhat,

Jab mein tujh se udhar lekar farar ho jaonga.->
"OYE"










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"HOYE"

bri Garmi Hai Yaar.
ll Desirable thing''s in life are either...

ILLEGAL,

BANNED,

FATTENING,

EXPENSIVE,

OR''


MARRIED TO SOMEONE ELSE...!!(,")
A sardar wanted to sell his old battered Maruti car which had done more than
100,000 kms. Since no body was inclined to buy it, he approached his friend to
help him dispose it off. The friend advised him to have the mileage meter
reading reduced to around 30,000 kms so that he could tell the prospective
customer that it has been used sparingly. The sardar liked the idea. A few
weeks later the same friend met him and enquired whether he was able to
dispose off his car. The sardar replied, "Are you mad? Who sells a car which
has done only 30000 kms


A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”
Bush ko agr joota nahi laga to kya defect hai?

Wah wah

Bush ko agr joota nahin laga to kya defect hai?

Aakhir jootay ki b koi self respect hai!

Taaliyan!:
Interviewer:What is your birth date?
Sardar:13th October.
Interviewer: Which year?
Sardar furiously: Stupid...Every Year !!
;-)