Naka Naka Dumdum Fursat

Naka Naka Dumdum Fursat
Shaka laka sumsum SMS.

Ye African Zuban main likha hai.
Iska Urdu Main matlab hai.

Naak mai Ungli Maarne se Fursat mil jaye to SMS Kr lya karo.

May, 13 2010 176 chars (2 sms) 2665 views Funny

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Jab Tum Makeup Kerti Ho Bilkul Reema Lagti Ho

Jab Tum Makeup Kerti Ho
Bilkul Reema Lagti Ho

Wah Wah

Jab Tum Makeup Kerti Ho
Bilkul Reema Lagti Ho

Jab Makeup Nahi Kerti Ho Tou
Sahfqat Cheema Lagti Ho ...

Husband & wife

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Doctor pricription 4 u,

Doctor pricription 4 u,

a cute little smile 4 breakfast

more laugh 4 lunch,

&lots of happiness 4 dinner,

doctor fee??

1 sms whenever U R free & in happy mood.

Frz karo Pervez Musharaf

Frz karo
Pervez Musharaf
Shukat Aziz
Altaf Husain
Benazir
Nwaz Sharif
1 kishti me sawar ho Or kashti doob jaeTo kon bache ga?

GUESS
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PAKISTAN

Love is magic

Love is magic. The more we hide it, the more it shows; the more you suppress it, the more it grows.

if you are inLOVE...Press Down

if you are inLOVE...Press Down
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Ther jao.Abhi tumhari MAMA ko batata ho.

Kabhi kabhi meri ankho main Saya lagta hai ..

Kabhi kabhi meri ankho
main Saya lagta hai ..

Jo apna hia woh
praya lagta hai

tum se milney ki
Tmana tu bhot hai

Lekin

Anay janey main karyaa
bohat lagta hai........

I'm going

Pathan to Teacher: I'm going ka kya matlab hota hai ?

Teacher: Mein ja raha hun.

Pathan: Matlab bataye bagher to yaha se tera baap bhi nahi ja sakta.

1 ShEiKh K GhAr PaThAn GaYa

1 ShEiKh K GhAr PaThAn GaYa

ShEiKh: PaThAn sE BhAi

TaKlEf Na KaRe BaTyE

ChAi ChAlI Gi Ya ThAnDa ?

PaThAn: Is MaI TaKlEf Ki

KiA BaT HaI, ChAi BuNnE

TaK ThAnDa Hi SaHe . . . . :-P;->

I need you....

I need you....

I love u....

I can''t go anywhere without u...

....oh my lovely..

Shoes!
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At the bus stop a man

At the bus stop a man
enterd the bus and
shouted out loudly

"Dont try to move from
your seats

Sheeda kulfian wala aap
chal k twaday kol aaey
ga...................-;>

Judge: why r u arrested?

Judge: why r u arrested?

Sardar: for shopping early?

Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the
shop..... =P ;->

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