Naka Naka Dumdum Fursat

Naka Naka Dumdum Fursat
Naka Naka Dumdum Fursat
Shaka laka sumsum SMS.

Ye African Zuban main likha hai.
Iska Urdu Main matlab hai.

Naak mai Ungli Maarne se Fursat mil jaye to SMS Kr lya karo.
  

May, 13 2010     176 chars (2 sms)     2774 views       Funny

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What Did The Fish Say When He Hit A Concrete Wall?

















Dam!
:-(
Ek Pathan Doosre Pathan Se
''''Yaara Mujhe Tou Samajh Nahi Aata
K Log Mahina Mahina Kese Nah Nahate . . .?
Mujhe Toy 28wain Din Hi Kharish Shruu Ho Jati Hai . . . '''' ;->
A Man Was Injected
With A Deadly Poison,
But,
It Did Not Kill Him.
Why ... ??








Think







Think Harder



















Coz


He Was Already
Dead.. ;->
Ek calculator dusre calculator ko kya bola?

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.."CASIO???"...(kaisi-ho? )


If Columbus had been a Married man,he might have never discovered USA

Bcoz he
would be asked
Where r u going?
With whom?
To discover what?
When will u b back?
kismat kismat ki baat hai
aaj din to kal kali raat hai
kabhi dhoop to kabhi barsat hai
yeh message ka silsila yunhi chalta rahega jab tak free sms ka saath hai!
Ye 1 sacha wakia hy.ignore mat krna
Korangi me 1 lrke or lrki ne ghr se bhag k shadi ki.kuch dino bad do9 me larai hogai.1 din lrka,lrki ko mar rha tha.lrki ne bachne k lie churi uthai to wo lrke k lag gai or wo mar gya.lrki ghabra k apne ghr ja k so gai.usne khwab me dekha 1 baba keh rhe he.beta tere kpron pe to khoon k nishan hy tmhe to police pakr legi.lrki boli.baba ab me kya kron to baba ne kaha.






"SURF EXCEL HENA"
Agar app kaheen baithey hoon aur 5 ghantey ghuzarney k bawajood light na jaye to app k zehan mein aaney wali pehli baat kya ho ghee?





"Aeho k mein Pakistan wich nayeen"
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Message dhoond rahe ho?




Zaroori nahi k har SMS main koi message ho,



BASS

AAP Ki yaad aayi, is liye Missed SMS kar diya
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.


Janab Zardari Sb Apni Kitab "Gharibon Ka Khaatma" (Jild 2,Pg # 74)
Main Likhtey hain..

"Meray Hum-Watno Mehangaie Se Na Daro Hawa Khaoe,
Ghussa Piyo Aur Mazey Se Geo:-)
Whats
difference
between
first NIGHT
&
LAST NYT?
.
.
.
If
u
sleep
on
FLOWERS,
its 1st NIGHT!
.
.
.
If
u
sleep
wid
FLOWERS
on
u,
its
LAST NIGHT..!