Naka Naka Dumdum Fursat

Naka Naka Dumdum Fursat
Naka Naka Dumdum Fursat
Shaka laka sumsum SMS.

Ye African Zuban main likha hai.
Iska Urdu Main matlab hai.

Naak mai Ungli Maarne se Fursat mil jaye to SMS Kr lya karo.
  

May, 13 2010     176 chars (2 sms)     2801 views       Funny

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The SMS Of The Year 2009:

Woh Mujhse Meri Girlfriend Ka Pata Puchta Hai.

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Kitna Pagal Hai, Apnay He Ghar Ka Pata Poochta Hai. :-)
CustoMer:Aj khAnAy mE Kya Kya hAI?

WaitEr: Aj KhanAy mE HzAroON CheEzAin hAin.


CustoEr wIth sUrprised:wO Kya?


Waiter:daAL K hzAroON DaaNaY. . . . . . . ;->
Research K Mutabiq
Larkia''n Larko''n Se Zyada
Mehanti Hoti Hyn








Kyun k










100 Me Se 10
Larkia''n Naturaly
Khubsurat Hoti Hyn

Aur Baqi



Apni Mehnat Se ... ;->
CUSTOMER NOTIFICATION. As of May 2001 Viagra will only be available through chemists by its chemical name.So please ask for MYCOXAFLOPPIN. Thank you
What is the part of Female''s Body which has

Hair All Around

Abit wet Inside &

Drops water when Excited
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Don''t Think Wrong Stupid
It''s Eye


An important msg 4 U

I promise to my Allah that I''ll send balance
of rupees 50 to the sender of this msg
& will not foward this message to sender..
Thank''s


If
You
Even
Dream
Of
Defeating Or Beating
Me ...
You
Better
Wake Up
n
Apologize ..

I''ll Forgive ... Coz
M Humble Na ... ;)
Kash koi "exam result" ka insurance kara deta
to har exam sa pehle premium bharwa deta.
Pass hota to thik
warna insurance claim karwa leta


Pathan: Yara hum bohat preshan hai

Dost: Kyun khan sahab?

Pathan: O yara subah se hum ko koi battery low k number se miss call de raha hai...=P;->
Eik Bili Ke Samney Eik Ch0oha Rakha Hai
Par Wo Nahi Kha Rahi Pata Hai Kyun?









Kyun K Wo Naak Ka Ch0oha Hai...
Yeh keh kr chor gya rani ko raja,

Wah wah

Yeh keh kr chor gya Rni ko Raja,

double sawari ty pabandi ay tu cycle ty aa ja....!
Teacher:IF EUROPE IS 2WARDS UR LEFT SIDE. . . .

AFRICA 2WARDS RIGHT SIDE. . .

AND ASIA IN FRNT . . .

DAN WAT WIL B AT UR BACK SIDE?

studnt:SIR . . . . .

MENE ami SE PEHLE HE KAHA THA K SIR MERE phati pent DEKH LE GEY . . . . . . . . . ;->