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Iska Urdu Main matlab hai.
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May, 13 2010
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HEIGHT OF SUSPICION
HEIGHT OF SUSPICION
Man asking his Wife" Who is the father of second child"
When....His wife delivers TWINS
deposit it in my account
Sending You A Cheque Of
Rs Hapinessssss/-
When U Feel
UPSET n ALONE
Withdraw it From My Account
&
Whenever U r Too HAPPY
Deposit IT In My Account ... (:
: aap ka beta kya karta hai
Larki wale: aap ka beta kya karta hai?
Ans. larke ki amma ne kaha,
Mera beta 3.62 rupe mei 500 sms karta hai ROZANA... =P ;->
Boy: I''ll climb de highest mount,
Boy: I''ll climb de highest mount,
Swim de deepest ocean,
Walk on hot coal barefoot,
just 4u!
Girl: So sweet Can u come 2 meet me?
Boy: Not now, its Raining....
Hijr K Azabo''n Se Darr Lagta Hai
Hijr K Azabo''n Se Darr Lagta Hai
Mujhe Apne Hii Khwabo''n Se Darr Lagta Hai
Kal Hii Tum Ne Ek Banda Maar Dia
Zaalim mJhe Tumhari ''''JURRABO''N'''' Se Darr Lagta Hai ;->
Sardar: Khan Sahab Aap K Kitne Bache Hai ?
Sardar: Khan Sahab Aap K Kitne Bache Hai ?
Pathan: 13
Sardar: 13 Bache Wo Kese?
Pathan: Susral Walo Se Wada Ker Ke Aya Tha Biwi Ko Khali Pait Nai Rakhunga!
Breaking News By Geo : "
Breaking News By Geo : "
Wazarat E Bijli Nay Load Shedding
Khatam Krnay Ka Elaan. . . . "
Sorry,
Abhi Itna He Suna Tha
K Light Chali Gai .
President: “Shetani”
President:
“Shetani”
Prime Minister:
“Gillani”
Army Chief:
“Kiyani”
Speaker:
“Zanaani”
“Aata Na Roti”
“Bijli Na Paani”
Wah Re Pakitani
Teri Ajab Kahani...
Boys r Inteligent Than Girls!
Boy: Boys r Inteligent Than Girls!
Girl: Any Proof ?
Boy: You Always Say Inteli-GENT
But
You Never Say Inteli-LADY.. ;)
Q: What''s The Height Of Confidence ?
Q: What''s The Height Of Confidence ?
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A: 99 Year Old Lady Buying A
SIM Card With Life Time Validity..!!!
Life Main Kabhi Comptomise Kerna Parey Tou.
Life Main Kabhi Comptomise Kerna Parey Tou. . .
Don''t Hesitate . . .
B''coz
Jhukta Wo Hi Hai Jis Main Jaan Hoti Hai
Aur Akar Hi Tou Murday Ki Pehchaan Hoti Hai . . . ;->
Keep It In The Cow
How Can You Delay
Milk Turning Sour .... ???
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Keep It In The Cow ... =P ;)
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