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Naka Naka Dumdum Fursat
Naka Naka Dumdum Fursat
Naka Naka Dumdum Fursat
Shaka laka sumsum SMS.
Ye African Zuban main likha hai.
Iska Urdu Main matlab hai.
Naak mai Ungli Maarne se Fursat mil jaye to SMS Kr lya karo.
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May, 13 2010
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18 sal ki larki jhuk kr salam kry
Agr apko 18 sal ki larki jhuk kr salam kry to apko uski kya chez nazr ayegi?
Us ki achi tarbiat..
Bhai hath j0rta h0n kbi to sahi s0cha kro =P ;->
Kanjoos Baap Bete Se...
Kanjoos Baap Bete Se...
Beta Kiya Tm Kuch Parh Rahe Ho?
Beta: Nahi Papa
Kiya Tm Kuch Likh Rahe Ho?
Beta: Nahi Papa Main Kuch Soch Raha Hun
Baap: Toh Phr Ye Aienak Utar Do
Tmhri Fazool Kharchi Mje Dobo De Gi . . ;->/-D
Teacher asks girl,
Teacher asks girl,
"Which human body part expands 10 times its normal size?"
Girl: I can''t answer this question, I feel shy!
Teacher then asks a boy.
Boy: Its the Pupil of human eye.
Teacher: Right!
Then turns to the girl,
"Listen girl,
Ur thinking is wrong,
&
Ur expectations r too high"!!;-)
Chahti hoon apko piyaar doon,
Chahti hoon apko piyaar doon,
dosti pe apni zindagi war doon,
par jab apka SMS nhi milta hy to,
Dil karta hai apka SIR phar doon.
wese tusi na.....
wese tusi na.....
Tusi
baray
cute,
smart,
intellegent,
nice,
loving,
caring,
dashing,
adorable,
marveellous,
attractive,
friendly,
or lovely
banday ka
msg parh
rahay ho!!!:)
Girl fully exhausted
A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
Sincere Apology:
Sincere Apology: If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read,
then plz dont hesitate,
feel free to..... throw ur mobile!!
1 Pathan Or American Dinner Me
1 Pathan Or American Dinner Me
Paaye Kha Rahe The,
American K Hath Me Bakri Ki Zaban A Gai ,
American Bola What S This?
Pathan Bola " This Is Language"
Most Successful
Most Successful
Happy Married Life Is
Defined As ...
"Yet To Be Seen"
SACH KA SAMNA
SACH KA SAMNA Me Mat Jana.
10 LacS Jitne Par B Kuch Nahi Bachega.
30% TAX Me Jayega
or
Baki K 70%
DIVORCE Ka Vakeel le Jayega..
Three ways to catch a tiger:
Three ways to catch a tiger:
1.NEWTONS METHOD :
Allow the tiger to catch you
and catch the tiger.
2.EINSTEINS METHOD :
Chase the tiger until it becomes tired,
then catch it.
3.INDIAN POLICE METHOD :
Catch a cat and beat it
until it accepts it''s a tiger!!!
Barbaad Honay Ke Aur Bhi Raastay Th
Barbaad Honay Ke Aur Bhi Raastay Thay
GHALIB...!!!
Najane tumain ''PPP'' Ko Vote Daine Ka Khayal Kyun Aaya.......????
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