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Jab Subha Jago tu KALMA Pahro,
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Jab Subha Jago tu KALMA Pahro,
Jab Subha Jago tu KALMA Pahro,
Jab Subha Jago tu
KALMA
Pahro,
Jab Pani Peene Lagu To
BISMILLAH
Pahro,
Jab Mujhe Dekho Tu
SUBHAN ALLAH
pahro,
Jab Sheesha Dekho Tu
tu
tu
LAHOL WALA
Pahro :)
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Kaun kahta hai ki budhape mei ishq nahi hota..
Kaun kahta hai ki budhape mei ishq nahi hota..
Kaun kahta hai ki budhape mei ishq nahi hota..
Darasal baat ye hai ki BUDDHO par kisiko shaq nahi hota...
Why Do Girls Look Beautiful ? ? ?
Why Do Girls Look Beautiful ? ? ?
Is It Real Or Due To make Up ? ? ?
All False
Girls Look Beautifull Because
Boyz Have Good IMAGINATION . . . .
Oye Uthho!!!
Oye Uthho!!!
Yeh Koi Soney Ka Waqt hai?
Haan?
Jab dekho Sota rehti ho
Sari Umar so So ke bitani hai kiya ?
Ab Mujhe reply mat karna...
I am Sleeping.......:)
Santa: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai.
Santa: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai.
Bata: Mujhe to uska naam bhi pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai.
Banta: Mein bank gaya tha, vahan yeh ek counter pe baithi thi, name plate pe likha tha: Chaalu Khata
If You Find A Cute Friend ...
If You Find A Cute Friend ...
Hold Him With Both Hands
Bcoz
A Gud Friend Comes Once In A Lifetime ..
Ok
Ok
Ab Chorho B, Mjhe Der Ho Rahi Hy ;->
rehman malik ne apna
RehMan MaLik Ne ApnAy Ghar LiGht Katwa Di.
B-c0z Ghar mE jAwaN BachIaAn hAin Or :":
WapDa WaLLay JhatKay MaarTay Hain.
Aur barbad hogya
(Aur barbad hogya
wo shaks jis ne kisi poilce wale ko dekha
aur rishwat na di ?
Molana asif ali zardari)
shohar ko mukamal aram ki zaroorat hai
Doctor:
Aap k Shohar ko mukamal aram ki zaroorat hai..!
Ye neend ki goliyan Le Jayen
Biwi:
Ye mein inhen
kis waqt doon?
Doctor:
Jab mein aaon... =P ;->
The most rommantic
The most rommantic country of the world..?
guess!
O yes! pakistan u know y?
har raat candle light dinner... =P ;->
(thanks to kesc)
Sardar to doctor:
Sardar to doctor:
"mein susu subah 6 buje karta hon & poty 7 buje"
Docter:"tu es mein problem kya hai"?
Sardar :"oo jee meri ankh 8 buje khulti hai"
Maths Teacher Asks
Maths Teacher Asks A Boy What Are 2,4,10,17?
The Boy Replies
They Are HBO, ZOOM, SONY And POGO... ;->
Arz kiya hai
Arz kiya hai
Sms dosto ko itne kiye
k jeet gay SMS k race
Mobile bhi unka pareshn
hoke kehne lga,
NO SPACE
NO SPACE
NO SPACE.........;->
Sms dosto ko itne kiye
k jeet gay SMS k race
Mobile bhi unka pareshn
hoke kehne lga,
NO SPACE
NO SPACE
NO SPACE.........;->
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