Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo,,,,

Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo,,,,
Hum Gaye Thay Un K Ghar,


Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo,,,,


Unki Ammi Ne Khola Darwaza

Hum Ghabra K Bolay Aunti





Taliban aa gaye hain cable katwa Lo!
  

May, 13 2010     171 chars (2 sms)     2621 views       Funny

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Paki-Nursery Poem 2009

Baby Baby ...

Yes Mama !!



Eating Sugar ... ?



Are You KIDDING MAMA ... ? =P =D
Jab Sanam Teri Yaden Ati Hain
Kya Kahn Hamen POTIYAN Lag Jati Hain
Hamari Yado K Lamhe To Tmhain Satate Honge
POTIYAN Na Sahi PADD To Tumhe B Atey Honge ;->
HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?”
circuit:”simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri.
Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.
Buhat stupid ho tum I''m sure 100%
Buhat badtameez ho tum I''m sure 100%
Buhat gadhay ho tum I''m sure 100%
But jo be hay meray ho tum I''m sure 100%
The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure
When you fixed your eyes on me That day I"ll always treasure
I love you
** Happy Anniversary ***

|| Height Of
Self-Confidence ||



Teacher To
Student:
"You Are Late ...?"

Student:
"Late .. !!!
Who Me ... ?
No Way Sir ! I''m Alive..."
Contemporaray & Inauthentic Me Kya Diffrence Hai?

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Haan To Phir Tum Ne Btaya Nahi Kya Farq Hai?
Why Are Elephants
Large, Gray And
Wrinkly... ?












Because












If They Were
Small Round & White
They Would Be
''''Aspirins" ;->
Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler
pAtA hAi kiA...








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