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May, 13 2010     206 chars (2 sms)     2819 views       Funny

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After Reading The Form Filled By An Applicant

The Employer Said: "We Do Have An Opening For U"

Applicant: What Is It ?

Employer: Its Called The
"DOOR" ;->
Hun jaisay PAPPU
BACHAY Khubsutar
Bachiyoon ki amaanat
hain.




Apnay Aap Ko expired
AUNTIES Ki pohanch se
duur rakhein.



Wizart-e-Poondi.
If DHONI & SANIA Marry,

What Will Be Their Son''s Name? ? ?






So Simple Yaar

" DHANIYA "


Boy- Dear! Look into my eyes.
What u c?Tell me...!
Girl- True love.
Boy- O anni di e!
Aida wada machhar nazar ni aya?
kad cheti..
Vadi aai true love di... =P ;->
Why We Dont Study The Whole Semester
&
Spen Sleepless Nights During Exams . . . .?













coz










Sahil K Sukoon Se
Humain In Kaar Nahi
Magar Tuufano''n Se Kashti
Nikalne Ka Maza Aur Hy . . . ;->
Today I remained very sad just b coz of you.



Feeling Guilty that y I have punished u

Then I thought that the persons like u must be hanged not punished.

Teacher ne 1bachhe ki mom ko likha-
Bache ko nehla k bheja kre..


Mom ne note pdne k baad likha-
Bachhe ko pdhaya kre, sungha na kre...


Raat k 2 baje baji ghar ki bell..
Raat k 2 baje baji ghar ki bell..




Maine gate khola,
Chowkidaar bola..











.
All iz well..
What''s Difference B/w The Memories Of A Woman & Man ..?


A Woman Will Always Cheerish The Memory Of The Man Who Wanted To Marry Her

&

A Man Cherishes The Memory Of The Woman Whom He Didn''t Marry.... ;->
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
My Father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said
another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
Mat doondna mujhe

duniya kitanhaai me

..

..

..

kyon ki

thand bahut hai

.

..

...

Hum honge

sirf aur sirf

apni RAZaaI mein.
Gabbar:
Aaj Maine Basanti Ko Nahatey Huye Dekha..!

Viru:
Kuttey Kaminey Main Tera Khoon Pi Jaunga..

Gabbar:
Abey Main Naha Raha Tha Basanti Ja Rahi Thi.