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May, 13 2010
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Ppl Say A Kiss Is On HEAD
Ppl Say
A Kiss Is On HEAD
A Sweet Kiss On CHEEKS
A Passionate Kiss On LIPS
A Romantic Kiss On NECK
But
Seriously HOtest Kiss Is On
Iron
JuzZz Try It...... ;->
: Papa Mein Kal School Nahi Jaunga.
Boy : Papa Mein Kal School Nahi Jaunga.
Papa : Kyu Beta?
Boy : Aaj School Mein Hamara Wazan Kiya Tha.
Papa : Toh Kya Hua?
Boy : Aaj Wazan Kiya Hai Kal Bech Diya to.;->
Apne Chehre Ka DEEDAR Na Do,
Apne Chehre Ka DEEDAR
Na Do,
Apne Dil Ka QARAR Na
Do,
Apni Aankhon Ka KHUMAAR Na
Do,
Suna He Buhat KANJOOS Ho TUM,
Kisi Ko Apna BUKHAAR Na
Do....;->
Aankho''n Me Jalaye Rakhta Hon
Dekhiye zara kitna nafees shair Arz kia hy
Aankho''n Me Jalaye Rakhta Hon Main Aapki Yaado''n k Deep
Hato Bachoo,
Peep..
Peeep..
Peeeeep..
Peeeeeeeep.. =P ;)
Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina
Arz kia Hai!
Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina.
wah wah!
Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina.
Khud hi Hans Kar kaho gy,
MADE IN CHINA . Hahahahahahahaha
app k dost ko 100 wale card ki zar0rt hy
Jb meri koi call na aye,
jb koi sms na aye,
jb koi missed call b na aye,
To.....!
smaj lena k.
"APP K DOST"
Ko 100 wALE CArd ki zAr0rt hy ;->
what is the diff. b/w
what is the diff. b/w egyptians mummies and pakisatnimummies?
Children are afarid of egyptians mummies and fathers are afraid of
pakistani mummies
Ek Murga Ek Murgi
Ek Murga Ek Murgi K Peeche Ja Rha Tha
Murgi Achanak Mar Gayi
Murga Bola:
'''' MOHTARMA NAIK THEE''N JAAN DE DI MAGAR PUPPI NAHI DI '''' ;-
Kaanto Bhari Raah Me Koun Saath Deta Hai?
Kaanto Bhari Raah Me Koun
Saath Deta Hai ?
Mom/Dad ? - NO
Husband/Wife ? - NO
Friends ? - NO
LOVE ? - NO
Only.........
Ur CHAPPALS !
Utha kar lo CHOOM Lo Yaar
In School Canteen,
In School Canteen,There Was A Basket Of Apples With Notice Written :
"Don''t Take More Than 1, God Is Watching!"
A Little Further There Was A Box Of Choclates,
A Naughty Child Wrote:
"Take As Many As U Want. God Is Watching The Apples":-)!
eXams are there,
eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
Hey how r u?How''s life?
Hey how r u?How''s life?
Buddy my engagement is fixed on the 30th of this month
so u r invited n please pray for me!!!
hAmY
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