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Happy Loadshading...=P;->
  

May, 13 2010     206 chars (2 sms)     2997 views       Funny

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Q) Aisa kaunsa motion hai jisse insaan badaa uncomfortable ho jaata hai ??
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Naa.. its not EMOTION
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A) LOOSE MOTION :))
A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai "Wash Basin".


Best error message of the century.....!!!!

An error shown by a computer:
No keyboard connected!!
Press F1 to continue... ;->

Mohabbat ki Raahon main har pal Dard milega.




Mohabbat ki Raahon main har pal Dard milega.





Meri Maano ek "Medical store" khol lo bohat chalega... ;->
1st Man:"Main Muree
Jate Huay Apni Biwi Ko
Khayi Mai phenk Donga"

2nd Man:"Meri Biwi Ko Bhi
Phenk Dena"

1st Man:"Agar Tum Bura
Na Mano To Wapsi Pe
Phenk Doon?"
Bhurape Aur Jawani Mein Kia Farq Ha?

Jawani Mein Jaib Mein Larkiyon Ke No Aur

Aur

Burhape Mein Jaib Mein Doctor K No . . . ;->
tum sey doosti karney k faiday,

"Bandar dekhney zoo nahee jana pardta"

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aur

Aur tumhara koi faida nahee

Man- Main kam pEr jA Rah hoOn.

Sister- Allah Ki Aman Ho veEr.

Mom-Jeetay Raho Beta.

B.V- Ae Kera Time Ay jAn Da?
Teray kam E Nai Mukday... =P ;->
A Mother''s Love For Her Children

Like Nothing Else In The World

It Knows No Law, No Pity

It Dares All Things & Crushes Down Remorselessly

All That Stands In ts Path . . .
Why women Love gold more
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Because gold has 24 carrot
whereas man has only one carrot.
Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye
1 Chor K Bachay Ne Fridge Se
Cake Chori Kr K Khaya To
Chor Ne Apnay Betay Ko Buhat Maara,

Cake Chori Krnay Per Nahi,
Unglioon K Nishaan Chornay Per