Patient to Doc:

Patient to Doc:
Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappar ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi
  

May, 21 2010     151 chars (1 sms)     2715 views       Funny

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I wish I could show you in my own little way how much I value u, It wasn''t like years or centuries but what you have shown me is enaf to treasure you for a lifetime!
''f ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.''
Falling in love is when he lays in your arms and wakes up in your dreams." What a joke!
When a Man holds a Woman''s hand

Before marriage,
ITS LOVE;

After Marriage

Its SELF DEFENCE... ;->
Girlfriend & Police
Main Kia Baat Common Hy ???






SoChO !








SoChO !










Aur SoChO !














Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kr
Chor Dete Hyn ! ;->


English Theory

"I love to walk in a rain because no one can see my tears"

Pakistani Theory

"Main barish main isliye chalta hon ta k daney mar jaye" ;->
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<))> Xcuse Me
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Aap kAAm bAAd mE kArnA,,
PhELE MEri bAAt SuNLo,,

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dil laga k kaam kiya karo =P ;->
Wo BEWAFA hai to kya hua,
Mat BURA kaho usko...
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Tum mujh sy SET ho jao,DAFA karo usko;-)
Jab Kabhi Toot K Bikhro to Batana Mujhko...





Main Tumhain Welding waly k Paas le jaon ga. :-)


Sardar made a call to the airport.

Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”

Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.

Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!
2000 mai Lipstick kitnee Sastii Hotii tHiii :)

bUt aj tu sab se farighhh Brand Bhi Mehnga ha :(

jeeenay Doo mushii
Husband:Aaj khana tumhari Maa ne banaya hai ?

Wife:Haan par apko kaise pata chala ?

Husband:Roz khaney mein kaaly baal milte hain aur aaj sufaid mila hai.