Patient to Doc:

Patient to Doc:
Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappar ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi
  

May, 21 2010     151 chars (1 sms)     2729 views       Funny

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Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don''t Laugh).
As she stood in front of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?" Yamraj answered, "Those are LieClocks.
Everyone on Earth has a LieClock.Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Rabri, "Who''s clock is that?"That''s Gautam Buddha''s.
The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie.
"And whose clock is that? "That''s Abraham Lincoln''s clock.
The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."
Rabri asked, "Where''s my Laloo''s clock?"
Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I''m using it as a ceiling fan.
1 Adm¡ Ne Pathan Se Pocha App Ka Lucky Day Kn Sa Ha . . ?









Pathan Basant Jub Sare Bache Chaat Pe Hote Hai
Once There Was A
Hungry Kutta
He Stole A Peice Of
Boti By Chacha Diimu
Shop
Then He Durki Lai &
Reach Ob Th Bridge
Of Naala
He Saw Another Kutta
In Water With Boti
His Thoughts Were
Kuttian Aali
He Maari Jo Chaal Wich
Tey He Lost His Own
Boti

Moral:
Kuttian Aali Socho Gy
Tey Kuttian Aali Howay
Gi ... ;->
D Bst Present 2 Give

2 A Frnd:

HONESTY

2 Ur Enemy:

4GIVENES

2 Parents:

GRATEFULNES

2 God:

OUR LIFE

2 Me:

Nokia N95

Video I-Pod 80gb

PS3/Xb0x

HP/Sony Laptop

Home Theater

Digital Camera 12.0

BMW Latest Model

Thats All.

I M "Down 2 Earth Persn

Wid Simple Dreams.
!!!... Dhamaka Offer ...!!!
Gutka, Man Poori, Paan Aur Ciggarate Istimal Karne Walon Ke Liye ""Man Poori Khao.. Naseeb Jagao Offer""

Bumper Prizes
1st Prize: Cancer
2nd Prize: Kidney Diease
3rd Prize: Lungs Disease

Iske Elawa Bee-Shumar Qeemti Beemariyan!!!

Yeh Scheme Mehdood Muddat Ke Liye Hai... Jaldi Kijiye!!! Kahin Govt. Band Na Laga Dey..
Jaldi Kijiye!!! Kahin Zindagi Lambi Na Hojai...

Har Gutke Ki Pudiya Par Mamooli Beemariyan Muft Haasil Karain

Kam Az Kam 2 Pudiyan Roozana Khane Wale Iss Scheme Main Shaamil Ho Sakte Hain...

Scheme Main Shaamil Hone Ke Liye... Aj Hi Qareebi Pan Ya Parchoon Ki Dukan Par Rabta Karain

Inaam Milne Ki Jaga: Qabristan

Mehman-e-Khusoosi: Malak-ul-Maut
Garibon k lye"paktl"

Knjuson k lye "Telenor"

Buzrgon or bachon k
lye "Jazz"


Lafngon k lye "ufone"



Lovely,Smart&Royal
people use krte hn
"WARID"
KESC main job ayi ha sallary Rs 20000 karna hai to reply karo ziada mehnat ka kaam nai hai"bus bijlli ki taron per geella kapra marna hai"
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KarNE ki koshish karna,
Pathan darakht pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha: Upar Q aye?

Pathan:AMROOD khanay

Bandar:Yeh to AAM ka Darakht ha;

pathan. pata ha:

Main AMROOD sath laya hon..
Agar tum mujh sey kabhi roothey to mein kya karoon gha?


Socho,

Aik aur dafa soch lo.

Nahee pata, to suno

"mein tumhari tangein tord doon gha" Samjhey
GooD NEWS:
ACCA Exams wil now b only OBJECTIVE TYPE


Example:

3+3=?


Options:

a. 6

b. Six

c. VI

d. 6.0

Moral:

ACCA is still TOUGH.
What is the diffrence between
Problem and Talent?


Two boys love 1 girl = Problem !


One boy loves 2 girls = Talent ! ;-)