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May, 21 2010
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Tmhara farz hai dalna
Tmhara farz hai dalna
Tmhra Haq hai dalna
Acha lge to dalo
Bhrosa hoto dalo
Jaha mrzi dalo
Jsko mrzi dalo
Orat ko dalo
Ya Mrd ko dalo
"VOTE"
Aye khuda aaj barsaat ho jaaye
Aye khuda aaj barsaat ho jaaye
kam se kam 1 katori paani bhar jaaye....
jo mujhe sms nahi karte ho
unka fon us me doob jaaye
na rahega fon na bajegi ringtone. . .;)
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
my Wife Recently has Lost her voic
Man: Doctor my Wife Recently has Lost her voice.
What should I do to help her to Get it back?
Doctor: Try to come home at 3 in the Morning.
WiFe:
WiFe: WhAt WoUlD YoU LiKe To Do ToDaY?
HuSbAnD : Im NoT SuRe. LeTs ThInK ...
WiFe : No, LeTs Do SoMeThInG ThAt YoU CaN Do, ToO.
Mery Aziz Ham Watno
Mery Aziz Ham Watno Ham Ne Load Shading Ka Khatama Kr Dia Hy
Ta K Factrian Chal Paren Or Log Kam Pe Lag Jain Warna Log Wakilon
K Long March May Shamil Ho Jain Gey Jasy He Long March Nakam Ho Ga Apko
Phr Se Load Shading Ke
Khush Khabri Sunai Jaige... =P
Apka Khadim
Asif Ali Zardar
Mr. 100% . . . ;->
Good morning.
Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you woke up today?....
1)Pray, so that u may live...
2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!!!!
Husband wife mein larai hoi
Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D
Galileo used 2 study in small lamp;
Galileo used 2 study in small lamp;
Graham Bel used 2 study in candle;
Shakspeare used 2 study in street light
Muze ye samaj me nahi aata;
"SAALE DIN ME MAKHI MARTE THE KYA?
Why are wives more
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either ur money
or life...The wives want BOTH!!
Bakhtawar
Bakhtawar : Papa Ap Ko Pata Hai Kiya AATA, CHAWAL, Kis Rung K Hote Hain?
Zardari : Beta White
Bakhtawar : Jhoot Wo Toh Black Hote Hain
Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position
Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li:
Teacher ne pocha: Ab Agay Kya Karne Ka Irada Hai?
Pathan:
.
.
.
.
Bachpan Se Shoq Tha
K
CHOWKIDARI Karon.
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