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Patient to Doc:
Patient to Doc:
Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappar ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi
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Love Easy to say
Love Easy to say
Difficult to stay..
Beautiful to feel
Difficult to deal…
Difficulty is a part of Life…
But That’s the reason…
Why Girlfriend is never a wife ;->
find ur japanese name
Find ur Japanese Name:
Take each letter of ur name & substitute it with Japanese sound..
A=ka
B=tu
C=mi
D=te
E=ku
F=lu
G=ji
H=ri
I=ki
J=zu
K=me
L=ta
M=rin
N=to
O=mo
P=no
Q=ke
R=shi
S=ari
T=chi
U=do
V=ru
W=mei
X=na
Y=fu
Z=zi
4wd It to Ur Friends 4 fun..:-)
jis ko main nay
jis ko main nay dil deya hai eoh deli chali gaye gis ko jan di woh japun chali gay
soch k kudh kushi ker lo suech main hath deya to bati chali gaye.
Na Jane Log Kyu Darte He
Na Jane Log Kyu Darte He
Kuch Log To SMS Hi Nahi Karte He
Or Kuch Log AAP Jaise B Is Duniya Me.
Jo MISCALL Mar K B Balance Check Karte He
DoNo EyEs pE, DoNo CheEkS pE,
DoNo EyEs pE,
DoNo CheEkS pE,
D0 bAr LipS pE,
Ek bAr nECk pE,
D0 bAr nECk sE zArA NeEChE,
SoNe sE pEhLe,
MoSpaiL zAr00r LagANA... ;->
Important essay for 2nd year english paper.
Important essay for 2nd year english paper.
1. Marriage of Sania and Shoaib.
2. Hussey brothers vs AKmal brothers.
3. Merits and Demerits of facebooK.
4. Favourite Personality-Ahmed Faraz.
5. How to control happiness when electricity is available.
taj mahal
dekh ker taj mahal, shah jahan k potey boley.
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aaj hamarey b bank balance hotey,
agar dada chichorey na hotey.
some beautiful lines
Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.
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Nice na...?? =P ;->
Judge: why r u arrested?
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the
shop..... =P ;->
A Boy Wantd 2
A Boy Wantd 2 Know The Age Of His Girl Friend.
So He Askd
Boy: Dear What''s Ur Birth Date?
Girl:4th Novembr
Boy Which Year
Girl:O JAN EVERY YEAR :P ;->
Ek Darya k Kinare 2 Sardar
Ek Darya k Kinare 2 Sardar Chamach Se Darya Mein Daahi Dal Rahay Thay
Pathan Ne Dekha Tou Poocha: Ye Kya Kr Rahay Ho ?
Sardar: Hum Lassi Bana Rahay Hyn
PaThan: Ha Ha Ha...
O Pagal Ka Bacha, Log Isi Liye Tum Par Lateefay Banaty Hyn..
Itna Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga.? ;->
2000 Mai Bachay Parhtay Thy.
2000 Mai Bachay Parhtay Thy.
A for Apple
B for Banana
C for Cat
D for Dog
2009 Mai Parhty Hain:
A for Aata
B for Bijli
C for Cheeni
D for Dhamakey :-)
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