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May, 19 2010
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Science Teacher :
Science Teacher :
" Agar Koi Lari Behosh
Ho Jaye Tou Usay Kiss
Kro , Foran Theek Ho
Jayegi ... "
Student:
"Magar , Sir Usay Behosh
Kese Kia Jaye ..." ;->
''Acha silla dia to ne mere piyar ka"
''Acha silla dia to ne mere piyar ka"
"Yar ne hi loot liya ghar yaar ka"
Remix by FARAAZ
"Acha kurta siya tu ne mere naap ka"
"Naap liya mere sey dia mere dia mere baap ka"
here Is Some Career Advice
Here Is Some Career Advice
First, Listen To Your Heart
Then
Listen To Your Brains
Then
Do What Your Wife Tell You To Do . . . ;->
There Are 4 Animal
There Are 4 Animal
Species A Woman Needs In
Her Life: Jaguar In Her Garage,
Mink In Her Closet,
Tiger In Her Bed!
And Of Course A
Donkey To Pay Her Bills!!
What is height of Active laziness
What is height of Active laziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
many many happy retu
Many many happy returns of the day and May u Live lOng as
Long as more Than Devil.
only one man in a
Only One Man
In A Thousand Is
A Leader Of Men ...
And
The Other 999
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Follow Woman ...
Apna hath apne sar pe phairen!
Apna hath apne sar pe
phairen!
Aik bar phir phairen
Dobra phairen
Chalen 1 bar phir
Ab to aap ko yaqin ho
gya ho ga k...
"GADHEY K SAR PE SEENG
NAHI HOTEY..->
Faqeer-1 rupay ka sawal hy Sahab
Faqeer-1 rupay ka
sawal hy Sahab !
Sahab-Aray kam as
kam meri auqat dkh kr
maang
Faqeer-10 rupay ka
sawal hy Sahab
Sahab-Abay, apni
auqaat dekh ker maang ;->
The theory of reverse
The theory of reverse dynamics:When a man becomes rich, he becomes naughty...when a woman becomes naughty, she becomes rich...
Kajra Re"
Kajra Re"
If Amitabh Bchan Make Grand Father
Then Wht He Wud Say 2 His Nephew?
?
"Rishtay Me To Hm Tumharay Baap Ha¡N,Naam Hai Hamara Shanshah"
1 Pathan Ko uska Susar Jootay Maar Raha Tha:
1 Pathan Ko uska Susar Jootay Maar Raha Tha:
Aadmi: Q Maar Rahy Ho?
Susar: Iski Biwi ne Hospital Se Isay SMS Kya,
TUM BAAP BAN GAYE HO.
Isne Apne Saary Doston Ko Forward Kar diya. :-)''
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