If people says you are crazy, be patiend. if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.
Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in sum parts of Africa a man doesn''t know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: That happens in every Country, Son :-|
Wo khush ikhlaqi.... Wo payari ankhein.... Wo MASOOM sa chehra.... Wo UMDA ZEHAN.... Wo Nice Personality.... Aap ko YAAD Hai??? GOOD.! GOOD.! "Main ab bhi waisi hi hoon"
Sardar : Was thinking .
Sardarni : Kya soch rahe ho?
Sardar : ye START TV walo ko pata kaise chalta hai
Sardarni :Kia?
Sardar : yehi k " Ap dekh Rahy hain STAR PLUS " !