Shair:Arz kia hai

Shair:Arz kia hai
Shair:Arz kia hai



Pathan Irshad irshad.


Shair:Arz kai hai.


Pathan:Irshad irshad.



Shair:Abey Kamine bolne
To do






Pathan:Wah Wah Wah
  

May, 19 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     4122 views       Funny

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Bhikari:
Kuch Khana Dedo

Admi:
Tamatar Khao

Bhikari:
Roti dedo

Admi:
Tamatar Khao

Bhikari:
Tamatar Hi Kyun

Wife:
Ye Totla Hy
Keh raha Hy
Kamakar Khao.. ;->

Man: Doctor my Wife Recently has Lost her voice.

What should I do to help her to Get it back?









Doctor: Try to come home at 3 in the Mor
2day i have not sent Sms 2 anybody Except U.
2day i have not thought about anybody Except U.
Because my policy is?
one day one fool…..!
APKO GUL AHMAD K KAPRY PASAND HAI KIA?


ACHA


TO


TO


TO


TO


TO


TO


PHIR


GUL AHMAD

KIA PEHNY GA....?
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Oye Hello..!

Ye Harktein Choro,

Chalo Shabash. . .

Neeche utro aur mujhy SMS Karo.!!
Raat bhar sisakty rehna bs ek shakhs ki khaatir,

Isy agar ishq kehty hain to wAllah meri Toba ... !!
Socrates Was Once Asked:

What Is The Cure For "Love At 1st Sight?"

The Philosopher Replied:

"Take A Closer Look Second Time".
SANTA: Kal meri biwi kuwe mein gir gayi,

bahut chot lagi usko..bahut chila rahi thi..

BANTA: Ab kaisi hai..??
...
SANTA: Thik hi hogi, kal se kuwe se aawaaz nahi aai.
Tmhara farz hai dalna
Tmhra Haq hai dalna



Acha lge to dalo
Bhrosa hoto dalo


Jaha mrzi dalo
Jsko mrzi dalo


Orat ko dalo
Ya Mrd ko dalo










"VOTE"
Wife:Apna Bacha Ab Chalne Laga Hai
Husband: kab Se?
wife: 8 din Se.
Husband: Arre tum Ab bata Rahi Ho?
wo Toh Kaafi Dur Nikal chuka Hoga
''If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.''
Husbnd:Kya Tumne Mujhe KUTTA Kaha?

No Ans.

Husbnd Again Asks, No Ans.

Then Again He Asks,

Wife: Nahi Kaha.

Plz Ab Bhoka Na Bandh Karo :D