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anewala kal tumhara
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anewala kal tumhara
anewala kal tumhara
Anewala Kal Tumhara Hai..
TumharaTha..
Tumhara Hi Rhega..
Us pr Tumhara Hi Haq hai..
SochoKyon?
.
.
.
Kyuki kal 1st APRIL Hai..
HAPPY FOOLs DAY
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Yousaf Raza Gilani To Man
During Survey
Yousaf Raza Gilani To Man: P.P.P Ki Hakomat Ne Apko Kya Dia?
Man:
Haha
hahaHa
hahahaha
hahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahah
Hahahaha
hahaha
Haha
Ha
Moral bY
Yusaf Raza Gilani: Dekha Awam Hum Se Kitni Kush Hai..
1 admi mrty waqt dost se
1 admi mrty waqt dost se:
yar! tmhary ghr 10 lakh ka daka me ne dalwaya tha
0r 50 lakh ki chori b me ne hi krai thi
Dost:
koi bat ni
tmhy Zehr b me ne dia hy;)
Qayamat Ki 5 Nishaniyan
Qayamat Ki 5 Nishaniyan
1-Zardari Imandari
Krega
2-Altaf Karachi Ayega
3-Musharaf Pr Muqadma
Chalega
4-Sheri Rehman Parda
Kregi
5-Adliya Bahal Hogi ;)
father n son
Father : You bunked your paper Yesterday.. How dared u..?
Son : Papa.. It was too difficult.
Father: How do you know it was too difficult...when u didn't even attend the paper..
Son : Papa.. I knew it 5 days before.. Paper out hogaya thha..!
new age ashiq ye
New Age Ashiq:
Yeh Ishq Nai Asaan Bus Itna Samaj Lijye . .
Bachi K Ghar Ka Gate Hai Band,
Dewaar Se Hai Kuod K Jana ...=P;->
Pathan Bought A New Mobile.
Pathan Bought A New Mobile.
Doston Ne Kaha Naya Mobile Lya Hay Mithai To Khilao..
Pathan Bazar Gya
Aur
Mobile Baich K Mithai Le Aya. . .
boy to teacher m
Boy To Teacher:
Mam I Love U .
Mam:Stupid I M Ur Mother ,
Boy Dailed A Number 4rm Mob & Said
"DAD I Have Done Ur Work,
Now Increase My Pocket Money"
Aik Sher Arz Kia Hy
Aik Sher Arz Kia Hy
Taaza Kalaam Hy Janab
Mulahiza Ho
Jee
Aik, Do, Teen, Char
Jee Janab
Dobara Irshad
Ahuun
Aik, Do,Teen,Char
"AA BAIL MUJHE MAAR."
duniya ki wo konsi company
Duniya ki wo konsi Company Jo duaon
pe nahi balke
bad-duaon pe chal rahi hai?
Ji haan aapne bilkul shi
gues kiya
Ye aizaz sirf K.E.S.C / WAPDA ko hasil hai. ;->
100 gARM mitti..
100 gARM mitti..
100 gram Kankar.
25 garm k keeray makoray
5 gram Makree k jalay
Dont be surprised dis is de CT scan of ur Brain:)
bhikari kuch khana
Bhikari:
Kuch Khana Dedo
Admi:
Tamatar Khao
Bhikari:
Roti dedo
Admi:
Tamatar Khao
Bhikari:
Tamatar Hi Kyun
Wife:
Ye Totla Hy
Keh raha Hy
Kamakar Khao.. ;->
Ab "BUSH" Ke Bad "OBAMA"
Ab "BUSH" Ke Bad "OBAMA"
Zara Sambhal Ke Rahkna Qadam IRAQ Me "OBAMA"
"BUSH" KO Pare Hain Jutay Tera To Utar Dainge "PEJAMA".
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