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anewala kal tumhara
anewala kal tumhara
Anewala Kal Tumhara Hai..
TumharaTha..
Tumhara Hi Rhega..
Us pr Tumhara Hi Haq hai..
SochoKyon?
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Kyuki kal 1st APRIL Hai..
HAPPY FOOLs DAY
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1000 Pages ki book ko kittay din mai parha ja sakta hai?
1000 Pages ki book ko kittay din mai parha ja sakta hai?
Writer: 6 Months
Doctor: 2 Months
Lawyer: 1 Months
Professor: 1 week
Student: Pehle ye batao Xam kab hai
Pehlay Girl Frndz Hoti Thi,
Pehlay Girl Frndz Hoti Thi,
Magr Mob¡Le Pakages Nahi Thay,
Or Ab
Mob¡Le Pakajz Hain Magr Girl Friends Nahi,
Ab Sirf Un Companies Ki Sim Sale Hoon Gi Jo Ye Offer Krain Gi. . .
"Ek Sim Ki Khareedari Per 10 Girlz Number Free"
Biggest Mystery of Maths:
Biggest Mystery of Maths:
1000s of years passed,
Millions of theorems derived,
Crores of formulas made,
But stil...
X is unknown!!!
Lawyer 2 sardar:
Lawyer 2 sardar: Gita pe hath rkh k kho k jo b khogay sch sch khogay..
Sardar ji: Sita pe hath rkha tha to court bulalia..ab Gita pe...;-)
Pakistan Ka Qaumi Phal Sabr Ka Phal
Pakistan Ka Qaumi Phal
Sabr Ka Phal
Qaumi Libaas
Kala Coat
Qaumi Khel
Muzakarat
Qaumi Dua
Ya Allah Light Aa Jaye ... ;->
before the clock str
efore the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday…
Ek Ladka Ghar Der Se Lauta.
Ek Ladka Ghar Der Se Lauta.
Ma: Kahan The?
Beta: Film Dekhne Gaya Tha ''Ma Ka Pyar''.
Ma: Ab Upar Jake 1 Aur Film Dekh...
''Baap Ki Maar''
Doctor- Mrs.MEGHA Gud News
Doctor- Mrs.MEGHA
Gud News
4 U!
MEGHA- What Do
U
Mean By Mrs.MEGHA!
I''m Unmarried.
Doctor- Miss MEGHA,
Bad
News
4 U!
Newspapers me aaya
Newspapers me aaya
50% Pathan Bewakoof Hoty Hain.
Is Pae Pathanao NE KAfi Halla machaya.
Phir aaya .
50% Pathan Bewakof Naho Hoty hain.
Tab ja K mamla Set hoa.
Height of laziness-
Height of laziness-
@
@
@
STUDENT sticking CHITS
to answer SHEET..
Husband, wife & spare tyre
HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle
If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further
M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….
Dukandar bhi humari zindagi ki dua kartay hain
Is qadar hum ny Udhaar khaya hy paPpu..!
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Dukandar bhi humari zindagi ki dua kartay hain.... ;->
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