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anewala kal tumhara
anewala kal tumhara
Anewala Kal Tumhara Hai..
TumharaTha..
Tumhara Hi Rhega..
Us pr Tumhara Hi Haq hai..
SochoKyon?
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Kyuki kal 1st APRIL Hai..
HAPPY FOOLs DAY
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What is Éduçati0n ?FU
What is Éduçati0n ?
Educati0n is an 0raganised system thr0ugh whch we waste 0ne half 0f our life t0 learn h0w 2 waste the remaning half 0f 0ur life.
JISKA EK BI DOST NA HO
JISKA EK BI DOST NA HO USKO KYA BOLTE HAIN???
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"Koena Mitra" (koi-na-mitra)
Kabhi kabhi meri ankho main Saya lagta hai ..
Kabhi kabhi meri ankho
main Saya lagta hai ..
Jo apna hia woh
praya lagta hai
tum se milney ki
Tmana tu bhot hai
Lekin
Anay janey main karyaa
bohat lagta hai........
Larki apney BF se!
Larki apney BF se!
Mera Bacha!
Mera Laadla!
Mera Gugla!
Tum Mujh Se Shadi Karo Gay?
Bolo Baby!
BF: Tum Mujhe Propose Karna Chah Rahi Ho
Ya Adopt Karna? =P
Ae dost teri dosti pe shak hai,
Ae dost teri dosti pe shak hai,
Tum dosron ko to sms kartey ho,
Tumhare inbox par hamara bhi kuch haq hai...:-D:-);-):-P
Don''t Marry The Person
Don''t Marry The Person.
You Want To Live With ...
Marry The One ,
You Cannot Live Without ...
But
Remember
Whatever You Do
You Will Regret It Later ... ;->
advantage for unmarried people??
What is the advantage for unmarried people??
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Think!
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Haar maanì?
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Wo bed k dono taraf se utar saktey hain!
Sardar''s Interview 4 New Job
Sardar''s Interview 4
New Job
Interviewer: Wht Did
U Do B4 ?
Sardar: I Was In Army
Iterviewer: How Long
Were U In Army ?
Sardar: Five Foot
Eleven Inch ...
HAPPY FOGGY WINTERz
I Love Walking In FOG,
Beacause No One
Can Detect
I M
SMOKING....:P
HAPPY FOGGY WINTERz....
Sardar: Whats My Mobile Bill?
Sardar: Whats My Mobile Bill?
Call Centre Girl: Sir, Dial 123 To Know Ur Current Bill Status
Sardar: Not Current Bill, I Asked Mobile Bill
WEN thing go fills
WEN thing go fills ur Heart Wen tears flow in ur eyes, Always say These Words... . . . . A Ganpat Chal Daru La ....;-}
tum badey ho kr kia karo gy ?
Teacher: Tum Badey
Ho Kr Kia Karo Gy ?
Student: Shaadi ..
Teacher: nahi, Mera
Matlab Hy Kia Banogy ?
Student: Dulha ..
Teacher: Oho .. I Mean
Badey Ho Kr Kia Hasil
Kro Gy ?
Student: Dulhan ..
Teacher: Uffo .. Matlab
Aisa Kia Karo ge, Jo
Tum n e Pehly Kbhi
Nahi Kia >
student: Nikkah ... =P ;)
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