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aliens have contacte
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ALIENS HAVE CONTACTED THE EARTH...
JUST WATCH THE NEWS AND SEE IT....
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ONE MORE THING ADVANCE MEIN HAPPY APRIL FOOL..!
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May, 03 2010
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apun wishing you a w
Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast,
extra bariya, extra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to
ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..
Hum to mohobat k panchi hain,
Hum to mohobat k
panchi hain,
piyar k geet gungunate
hain,
Nafrato ka to hume
kuch malom nahi,
Jo bhi bachi milay us pe
line zaror marty hain;->
ek aadmi raat ko 3 b
Ek aadmi raat ko 3 baje utha or, Tahajjud parhne k bad dua mangte waqt bola..
''mere Mola sab so rahe hain or mai teri ibadat kar raha hoon,
to saath wali charpai se Aawaz aai
''kamine tu apni dua maang humari kyun shikayat kar raha hai... ;->
/ Height Of Job Frustration //
// Height Of
Job Frustration //
A Toothbrush Telling
That,
It Has Got The Worst
Job In The world
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In Front Of Toilet
Paper... ;->
BREAKING NEWS BY GEO : "
BREAKING NEWS BY GEO : "
wazarat e bijli nay load shedding Khatam krnay ka elaan...."
Sorry, abhi itna he Suna tha k light chali gaie.
''Gazab Ka Nakhra Ajeeb Style Hai.
''Gazab Ka Nakhra Ajeeb Style Hai.
MSG nai Karty Or Khety Ho Mery Pas Mobile Hai.
Be-Sharmi Ke Had Tu Dekho
Ye Parh K Bhi Aap K Cheray Pe Smile Hai.''
Which is the longest toilet in the world?
Which is the longest toilet in the world?
Guess
Pakistan railway track
u can use it from karachi to khaber
Proud to be a Pakistani.
1 Jamadar Gutter
1 Jamadar Gutter Main Jhuk Kar Kachra Nikal Raha Tha.
1 Pathan Wahan Se Guzarte Huey Ruk Kar Bola.
Yar 2 Roti Mera B Laga Dena . . .["!"]
A Sardar asked his friend:
A Sardar asked his friend: kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain??
Frend replied: No
Sardar said: tou phir taangain kahan se daalta hai saalay..!!
Musharaf kay janay
Musharaf kay janay kay baad ye dil ki dua hai Faraz...
Zardari ko phanti lagay Altaf kay sath
sajna honge ka kab uspar sawar
sajna honge ka kab uspar sawar
or kab wo sarmayegi,
chand ki trah hogi uski surat,
jab wo apna ghoonght uthwayegi.
Friedship is just like
Friedship is just like wine.. as it gets older it gets sweter.. just like you and me.. you are gettind older and i am getting sweeter
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