aliens have contacte

aliens have contacte
ALIENS HAVE CONTACTED THE EARTH...
JUST WATCH THE NEWS AND SEE IT....
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ONE MORE THING ADVANCE MEIN HAPPY APRIL FOOL..!
  

May, 03 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     3527 views       Funny

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Ik Admi 24 Ghante Pani Me

Sanass Rokay Raha


Ajj 5 Baje Us Ki Namaz-E-Janaza

Cantt Qabaristan Me Ada Hogi
Mina: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the
other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of
the mouth.


Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.

Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..
A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old
Judge Said To Pathan:
Tum Per Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Sabit Nahi Hua
Lihaza Tum Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jata Hai...

Pathan: Tou Is Ka Matlab K Main Cycle Rakh Loon ...? ;->
Jo Dete Hain Larkion Ko Tohfe

Wohi Rakhte Hain 1 Din
Unki Shadiyon Main Sofay

Jo Bhaagte Hain Larkion K Peechay

Wohi Aate Hain Road Pe Buson K Neechey .... ;->
Prince charles & sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "pass the wine you divine"
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard
EK sharabi apni eyes
donate krne gaya
After operation,

Dr asks: Kuch kehna
chahte ho?

Sharabi:Jisko b ankhen
lagao Use bata dena ye
2pag pene k bad khulti
hen ......->

Are You Fluent In English .?

Read It Fast . . .

Upper Roller Lower Roller
Roller Lower Roller Upper. .=P;->
Agar Aasman tak mera haath jata,
Agar Aasman tak mera haath jata,



To phir mein normal insan na hota, waisey tum kya samjhe they?
rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum
kio mujhey neend mein bi daratay ho tum