fool se fool ne fool

FOOL se FOOL ne FOOLon ki FOOLwari me, FOOL k sath wish kiya,''U r the most beautiFOOL,wonderFOOL & colorFOOL amongst all FOOLS........!!!!!!!

May, 03 2010 143 chars (1 sms) 2730 views Funny

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Sugar ka mareez

Ek kanjoos Pathan ne mithayi ki dukaan kholi aur mulazim k liye akhbaar mein ishtihaar diya.

"EK MULAZIM KI ZARURAT HAI
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Sirf SUGAR k marez raabta karen"

I Proud Being Ur Friend

I Proud Being Ur Friend
Bcoz
U’re
L+A+N+T+I

L = Luvly

A = Attractive

N = Noble

T = Tangible

I = Intelligent

In Short You Are 100 %
LANTI Friend ;->

anewala kal tumhara

Anewala Kal Tumhara Hai..
TumharaTha..
Tumhara Hi Rhega..
Us pr Tumhara Hi Haq hai..
SochoKyon?
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Kyuki kal 1st APRIL Hai..
HAPPY FOOLs DAY

brteri aawaz sunne

Teri aawaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon,
Toh ghisa pita cd player chala leta hoon.
Teri surat ko jab taras jaata hoon,
Toh cartoon network laga leta hoon.

Sardarji

Sardarji is filling up a job application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected.....................
After much thought he writes: Yes.............................

Sardar ko Uska Sasur peet raha tha.

Sardar ko Uska Sasur peet raha tha.

WHY?

His Wife Deliverd a Baby.

Doctor sent Him SMS,

"Mubark Ho.Aap Baap Ban Gaye".

Sardar forwarded it 2 all.

,-|''"""""""""''''''| /--[SMS PoLiCe] ''''''O''""""""O"O''""

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/--[SMS PoLiCe]
''''''O''""""""O"O''""
Hum aapko arrest karne aae hain,apki complain hai k aap apne Doston ko koi SMS nahi karte..

Why Is Love Mariage Is Better Than Arrange Marriage.....??? .

Why Is Love Mariage Is Better Than Arrange Marriage.....???
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B''coz A Known Devil Is Better Than An Unknown Ghost.......... ;->

M: My lovely wife.

M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.

Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan.
O: Our life is just a good enough for us. Alhumdullah.
U: U are the lucky one in my world… gave me our sweet family.

LOVE YOU!

Kamal kay NAKHRE Tumhare..

Kamal kay NAKHRE Tumhare............

Ajeb tumhara STYLE hai.........

"SMS" karnay ki fursat nahi or...

Hathon main MOBILE hai...........!!!!!!!!

bhikari 1 rupia ded

Bhikari: 1 Rupia Dede Baba
Aadmi:Sharam Nahi Ati Itnay Hatay Katay Ho K Bhik Mangtay Ho

Bhikari: Nahi To Kya Tumhari Behen Ka Rishta Mangu... =P ;->

A punjabi women i

A punjabi women in London, Telling 2 english doctor about her baby''s illnes. . . Doctor My baby is ill 1week da, Na eat da na sleep da, Bus weep da e weep da.

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