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Agar Vifaaqi Vazeer
Agar Vifaaqi Vazeer barraye Railway Train par Safar karey to kya ho gha?
Ho hee nahee sakta k woh train par safar karrey aarrey yaar dhakkey khanney k liye b koi saaf jagah honee chahiye.
Mazboti Per Ab Ha Yaqeen
Mazboti Per Ab Ha Yaqeen
Pesh Ha
''PANTEEN'' ...=P ;->
aj tenu maithon door hoyan 4
aj tenu maithon door hoyan 4 maheeney 8 ghantey 41 minute tey 25 second ho ghaye nein
"aye naa samjhee k mein dooriyan da time ghinya wey mein tey oh time ghinwan deha waan jehrda "Rub da bohta karam hundiyan shuru hoya seee"
Sardar 1:yar yeh joray kahan bantay hain?
Sardar 1:yar yeh joray
kahan bantay hain?
Sardar 2:Aasman par
Pehla:Abay shit yar
Doosra:kia hua?
Pehla:main tou darzi ko
day aata...-'';>
Aao! Batao''n Me Tumhai''n Sehat Ka Raaz
Aao! Batao''n Me Tumhai''n Sehat Ka Raaz
Khush Reh K Tum Hifazat-e- Sehat Kia Kro
Mehsos Ho Rahi Ho Ager Khoon Ki Kamii
Hafty Me Ek Baar Mohabbat Kia Kro (-;
How can a Sardar Kill
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.
larkian bhi masjid me namaz parhne ati
Agar Larkian BHi Masjid me namaz ParHne ati
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To sub LaRke 5 waqt namazi Hote . .=P;-)
(Bolo Hote na)
kameeni CHARAS peeti thi.
Us ki ankhon mein lagta tha k mery pyar ka nasha hai
"paPpu"
Wo to baad mein pata chala kameeni CHARAS peeti thi... ;
TUM SACHE,
TUM
SACHE,
PYARE,
IMANDAR,
SAMAJDAR,
AQALMAND,
SHAREEF
Logon se door rehna
warna wo bhi "biggar" jayenge,
On airport 3 mOn airport 3 menen
On airport 3 men were wating 4 their sons
Hindu:
Hamare amirzade ne ana hai.
Muslim:
Hamare navabzade ne ana hai.
Sardar:
saaday v haramzade ne ana a.
Ek Kanjoos Aadmi
Ek Kanjoos Aadmi Subha Utha Tou Usne Dekha k Us Ki B.v Mar Gayi Hai
Wo Bhagta Hua Kitchen Me Gaya Jahan Uski Beti Naashta Bana Rahi Thi
Aadmi Ne Usay Gale Laga Ker Rote Huey Kaha
''''Beti Aaj Ek Aadmi Ka Naashta Kam Banana'''' . . . ;->
Doctor To A Kid:
Doctor To A Kid:
Have You Ever Had
Trouble With
"Appendicitis" ?
Kid: Yes ... !
Doctor: When ... ?
Kid: When I Tried To
Spell It ... ;->
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