fool se fool ne fool

fool se fool ne fool
FOOL se FOOL ne FOOLon ki FOOLwari me, FOOL k sath wish kiya,''U r the most beautiFOOL,wonderFOOL & colorFOOL amongst all FOOLS........!!!!!!!
  

May, 03 2010     143 chars (1 sms)     2827 views       Funny

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Life is chemistry:

Dilute your sorrows evaporate your worries
Filter your mistakes boil your ego
&
You will find crystals of love, joy and happiness in pure form..... :->

Asif Zardari, America K Sadar Obama

K Rishtedar Hain

Qarebi Zraye Sy Pata Chala He K

Asif Zardari, America K Sadar Obama

Ki Phupho K

Kuttay Ka Puttar Hay... ;->
A-Aik lady apny niwasay ko lori de kar sulanay ki koshish kar rahi thi
"so ja meray "DIPLOMA" so ja,lal plang per so ja, ......
2nd lady yekaisa nam tum ne bachay ka rakha hy?
1st lady mn ne apni beti ko college "DIPLOMA" lenay k liay dakhil karwaya tha wo college se ye le kar aye
jy ab isay "diploma" na bolon to kia bolon..?


B- Wife I yhink our daughter is in love withsomeone
H''band "how do u know"?
Wife B''coz she is not asking for pocket money.......


C- Boy: chalo kisi sunsan jaga chaltay hn...
Girl: Tum aesi wesi harkat to nhi karogay..?
Boy:bilkul nhi...
Girl:to phr rahnay do janay ka ki faida???
Someone Askd Me Abt Ur Age


Well I Said


The Way U Dress Up

U Look 19


Ur Sweetness Look 15


Ur Smile 16


Ur Face 17





So All In All





67 Years ... ;->
Rule of success:

Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life.








And act exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..
Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
Man 2 sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.
To cry is to know that youre alive
But
My river of tears has run dry I never wanted to fool you
But
A cold heart is a dead heart And it feels like I''ve been buried alive by love
If I should die before I wake There ai''nt no one my soul to take If I wake before I die, rescue me with your smile. . .
Mujhe Jee bhar k rone do


Faraz


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Saari larkion k numbers abbu ne delet krdie hai :->
A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY
MAMMA...
START UR DAY WITH HER ...SWEET BLESSINGS
THE DAY WILL BE YOURS .
MANY HAPPY RETURNS... MY DEAR
BEN@ZIR NE KUT@ P@L@


LAMBI LAMBI MONCHO W@AL@


KH@T@ H@I WO S@UNF SUP@RI


N@@M H@I IS K@ @SIF Z@RD@RI
Shaadi Me Dulha K Saath Barati Kyun Jate Hain ?
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Kyun K Log Kehte Hain K Kisi K Sukh
Main Jao Na Jao

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Dukh Main Zarur Jana Chahiye ... ;-)

How Can You Delay
Milk Turning Sour .... ???

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Keep It In The Cow ... =P ;)