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Aik bhoot nay bhagwan
Aik bhoot nay bhagwan ke Khidmat ke bhagwan nay khush hoo kar kaha Mang kya mangta hai.
Bhoot:Mughay khoobsorat larkion ka khoon chosna hai...
Bhagwan nay usay Always Ultra bana dya...
NeeNd mE h0 to sApNe BhEjo
BoY: NeeNd mE h0 to sApNe BhEjo,
JAag rAh¡ h0 to YAdEiN bhEj0,
Ro rAhE h0 t0 AnSu BhEjo,
sMs pArh rAhi h0 to REpLy BhEjo..
GirL: ToiLET mE ho, kyA BhEjoN? ;-
Nobody teaches
Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.
One for Physics students!!
One for Physics students!!
if a man if walking down from the 3 floor to the ground floor!! what does he need??
Ans: STEP-DOWN Transformer!!
abey main hon na
GOLDEN WORDS
"Abey, main hon na! Tum log jao double sawari pe, agar tulla rokey tou bas mjhy call lga kr baat krwa dena..."
By:
William Badchoda =P =D
Teacher: "U R Late Today.
Teacher: "U R Late Today.
School 7 Bajay Lag Jata Hai,
Aur Tum Ab Arahe Ho ?"
Student: Sir Aap Meri Fikar Na
Kiya Karein,
School Shuru Karwa Diya Karein.
Is kadar hum aapko
Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...
Mein tumko Chand
Mein tumko Chand kehdu magar usme Daag hai,Suraj kehdu usme to Aag hai,Socha aapko Bandar keh Dun
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Magar ?
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uss kambakhat me Bhi "Dimaag" hai
Ek Larka Dr Sy
Ek Larka Dr Sy Lagta Hai Ma Andha Ho Gya Hon
Dr. Ny Uski Ankhon Ko Check Kia
Or Kha Nahi Beta Tmhari Ankhein Tu Theek Hain.
Larka. Tu Phr Newspaper Me
Mujhy Maira Roll Num Kyun Nazar Nahi Aa Rha ?
U Know Students
U
Know
Students
Ki
Kab
Eid
Hoti
Hai
Jab Teachers Chutti Karty Hain
do u know how a
Do U Know?
How A Normal Person Becomes Abnormal?
How A Person Bears His Insult With Smiling Face?
How A Person Laughs And Weeps With No Reason?
How A Person Is Blackmailed To Study?
How A Person Becomes Old In The Teen Age?
Join...
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"PAKISTAN"
"NAVY" =P ;->
Mere Sapno Ki Rani Kab Aaegi Tu,
Mere Sapno Ki Rani Kab Aaegi Tu,
Aae Rut Mastani Kab Aaegi Tu,
Beet Jae Zindagani Kab Aaegi Tu,
Chali Aa Chali Aa
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Oye I Am Talking
Abt Electricity!
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