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"TUM HI TU Ho.
"TUM HI TU Ho.
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Kon hai yeh?
Kon hai?
Nahi pata na?
Lekin u fone walon se pochiye
Kehte hain
"TUM HI TU Ho... =P ;->
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''MUNNA BHAI
''MUNNA BHAI
abay sarkit
ye beta
agar bina daaton kay kutta katy to kya kerny ka
SARKIT
simple bhai
boly to
bina sui k 14 injection lagany ka...''
after engagement p
After "Engagement" Pepole Askd What U Want?
Sardar Replied: Phansi
After Phansi
Pe0pLe Came 2 Know Sardar Waz Saying
"FIANCEE"
Tiger Kills Goat
Tiger Kills Goat
Hippopotamus Saw It. . .
Tiger Asks Hippo Not To Tell This In Court.
Hippo Refuses. . .!
Tiger Asks: Why ?
Hippo Said:
Coz
''''HIPS DON''T LIE'''' ;->
3 jawan aur popat bachiyon k number
Lay Jigar 3 Jawan Aur Popat Bachiyon K Number:
Lata Mangeshkar:
03339200068
Fatima Suraiyya Bajiya:
03215659217
Abida Parveen:
03218525363
Ab Thanks Bol Kar Sharminda Na Karna.
Indian Boy: Mere
Indian Boy: Mere 3 Bhai & 3 Behen Hain. Teray Kitne Hain?
American boy: Mere Bhai Behen Nahi, Par Meri Pehli Mummy Se 4 Papa Aur Pehla Papa Se 5 Mummy Hain .
Jiddat k iss daur mein,
Jiddat k iss daur mein,
Shadi ho LAHORE mein..
Pyaari si ik biwi ho,
Jaisay rangeen tv ho..
Gol matol sey saalay hon,
Jaisay dahi k pyaalay hon..
Pyaari si ik saali ho,
Biwi k baad ghar wali ho..
Jiddat k iss daur mein,
shaadi ho LAHORE mein..
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
to you
shocked ?
actully aaj ke Din
''James Hawk''
nay DHAKKAN banaya tha
tou mainay socha her DHAKKAN ko wish kur doon;)
Larkion Ki Adaein Aaj Tak Samaj Nai Ayi . . . .
Larkion Ki Adaein Aaj Tak Samaj Nai Ayi . . . .
" Kuch Kehdo Tu Muo Phula Leti Hain Aur Kuch Kardo Tu Peait Phula Leti Hain . . . . "
Husband on wedding,
Husband on wedding,askd his wife hd u any boy frnd befor our marriage?
Wife:silentHe said,mai iss khamoshi ko kya samjho,She replied
"TO0T PAINEA GINUN TE DE"
yar ma na suna ha k
Yar ma na suna ha k 32 march ko minar pakistan gira rhay hain.
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.
.
.
.
Magar yar 32 march to hota hi nai.
Happy april fool day.
Bus chali jhatka laga
Bus chali
jhatka laga
ek sardar ek larki par gira
larki boli:
badtameez,kya kar rahe ho...
Sardar bola: SINDH University se B.COM kar raha hoon.
Teacher: What''s your cast?
Teacher: What''s your cast?
Student: Pehlay hum Lahori thay
phir Bhatti huay,
phir Rajput hogaye,
ab hain darzi,
aagey mummy ki marzi. .
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