"TUM HI TU Ho.

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Kon hai yeh?

Kon hai?

Nahi pata na?

Lekin u fone walon se pochiye

Kehte hain

"TUM HI TU Ho... =P ;->

May, 13 2010 157 chars (1 sms) 2347 views Funny

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When a apple is red its ready to pluck. When a GIRL is 18 she''s ready to...

When a apple is red its ready to pluck.
When a GIRL is 18 she''s ready to...
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dirty mind!!!
She is ready to VOTE!!!

if lovers are like m

If lovers are like moon and Brothers are like stars
than i have noticed that the sky looks good without
moon but not without stars i.e. YOU Happy Birthday Brother

21st Century.... Good/Bad???

21st Century.... Good/Bad???
Our communication - Wireless

Our dress - Topless

Our telephone - Cordless

Our cooking - Fireless

Our youth - Jobless

Our food - Fatless

Our labour - Effortless

Our conduct - Worthless

Our relation - Loveless

Our attitude - Careless

Our feelings - Heartless

Our politics - Shameless

Our education - Valueless

Our follies - Countless

Our arguments - Baseless

Our Job - Thankless

Our Boss - Brainless

Our Salary - Very less . . .

Suno gaur se PEPSI walo,

Suno gaur se PEPSI walo,
Buri nazar na COKE pe dalo,
Chahe jitna DEW pila lo..
Sabse aage hoga Nimbu paani!!

Humne piyaaa hai………….tum bhi piyo!!!!

Love is the lady

Love is the lady But Don''t Touch The Body, If U Touch The Body, u Become a Daddy.

Please send
this msg
to
Ten boyz
&
Try To control
population...(,")(".)

Technologies Impact:-

Technologies Impact:-

Dad Emails :

Dear Son,

How Hv U Been?

Ur Mom & I R Fine.

We Miss U A Lot,

Plz Turnoff Ur PC & Come Downstairs 4 Dinner!

Jub "HUM" paida huey to sheitan ne k

Jub "HUM" paida huey to sheitan ne kaha:

Oh No
ik aur "ANGLE"

lakin jub "AAP" paida huey to sheitan Bola:

Acha sady nal "COMPETITION"

''MUNNA BHAI

''MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka''

Student To teacher :

Student To teacher : Kia Ye Sahi hai K Bache Qaum Ka Sarmaya Aur Qaum Ka Mstaqbil hain....???

Teacher:Haan Bilkul....

Student: Tou Phir Hukumat Is K Izaafe Se Pareshaan Kion Hai.... ??? ;->

Kissi Se Nahi Kaha Tere

Kissi Se Nahi Kaha Tere Fasanay Ko .. janay kaisay Khaber Ho gai zamanay ko … “GATTAR” band ho gaye sarey shaher ke …. Kis Ne Khaha tha tumhien nahanay ko..

What iS www.ORKUT.com ?

What iS www.ORKUT.com ?

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iT''s Orkut''s Son . . .

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ChecK Out Da Top Left Corner oF Da Screen...

ORKUT BETA . . . ;->

Attitude of girls:

Attitude of girls:

When a boy sends dirty sms
she laughs for 10 minutes,
forward dat to her friends n
then replies the boy.
“i dont like that kind of sms ok?” :p ;->

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"TUM HI TU Ho.

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