"TUM HI TU Ho.

"TUM HI TU Ho.
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Kon hai yeh?




Kon hai?


Nahi pata na?

Lekin u fone walon se pochiye

Kehte hain

"TUM HI TU Ho... =P ;->
  

May, 13 2010     157 chars (1 sms)     2185 views       Funny

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Long Time Ago.... Only idiots used.... to read my SMS And Today, The history continues...
What is the diffrence between
Problem and Talent?


Two boys love 1 girl = Problem !


One boy loves 2 girls = Talent ! ;-)


Main uskay liye kitni muhabbat se Prince biscuit lekar gaya FARAZ,




Wo haram zadi boli ''pyar mohabat se b oopar,
Peak Freans Sooper''
Peak Freans sooper''
HEIGHT OF SUSPICION
Man asking his Wife" Who is the father of second child"

When....His wife delivers TWINS
Arz kia hai,
Hum jis say karty thay dosti kha dava
Hum jis sy karty thay muhabbat kh dava,
osadi le manji da pava
shawa b shawa
Best beghairat of da
Year nominees are
1:Bush from USA.
2:Krzai from Afghanistan.
3:Pervez Musharf from Pakistan
But
Award goes to

Asif zardari
From SINDH
MSG karne pe jo mrtay hain..

CALL karne se jo darty hain..

BAD LUCK to dekho...!!!..???

Aisy KANGLAY dost meray he pally parte hain..!!!. ;-)
If u don’t have a gf/bf, don’t have a nice job, don’t like partying & dancing, just have a boring life, then don’t worry just log on to
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www.rabba chukk lay.com
Teacher: "Johnny, Im Glad To See Your Writing Has Improved."

Johnny: "Thank You"

Teacher: "Now, Finally,

I Can See How Bad Your Spellings Are!!!"
Vijay:My Uncle knew the exact
date of his death before 1 month...
Das:How is it???
Vijay:Judge told him the
date one month before...!!!
Pathan joined army and was given a gun ...
Pathan Sir Iski Naali Apni Taraf Rakhon Ya Dushman Ki Taraf ...

Major Say ...Abey Kisi bHi Taraf Rakh ...Faida Pakistan Ka Hi Hoga
What is height of Active laziness?

Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.