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"TUM HI TU Ho.
"TUM HI TU Ho.
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Kon hai yeh?
Kon hai?
Nahi pata na?
Lekin u fone walon se pochiye
Kehte hain
"TUM HI TU Ho... =P ;->
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Zindagi Main Sab Kuch Mil Sakta Hai
Zindagi Main Sab Kuch Mil Sakta Hai
Paisa
Property
Gaari
Izzat
Lekin
Tootay Huey Daant Dobara Nahi Miltay. . .
Samajhdar Ho, Umeed Hai Ab Sms Karoge. . . ;->
Human beings r soluble in water.
A man jumped into the sea n never came out.
2nd man also jumped in,
he ws drowned too.
Panjabi scientist wrote da conclusion:
Human beings r soluble in water.!
1 Of the Most Entertaining
1 Of the Most Entertaining Place In Pakistan Is
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Parliment hoUse...;->
newtons law of load
Newton''s law of load shedding:
"The rate of load shedding is
directly propotional to the
temperature of atmosphere,
provided that the role of
WAPDA remains constant".
ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy
...NaYa FunDa...
ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy:
Meine mummy papa ke saath "BLUE"
film dekhee... =P
Padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai
Padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai?
ek
shauk se
aur
ek khauf se
Shauk hume he nahi
aur
Khauf to hame
kisi ka bhi nahi he
To Jiyo bindas...
One Day Teeth and Tongue
One Day Teeth and Tongue were in Conversation..
Teeth Said:
"If I just press u a little, you will get cut"
Tongue Replied:
"If I misuse one word against someone, all ur 32 will come out of the mouth... =P ;->
Laado de lashkare jag mag kapre s
Laado de lashkare jag mag kapre sare!
O laaD0 sabun...
O laaDo sabun...
Ye Comercial BREAK Tha
Now
Continue Ur Work :-
Ekdin Sardar sapne
Ekdin Sardar sapne mein apni maut hote hue dekha.
Next day unhone apni ICICI BANK A/c. Close kar dia.
Why??
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Because ICICI Bank''s Slogan : "WE MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE"........
zardari to shopekepe
Zardari to Shopekeper:
Aaj k bad mera kutta bhi dukan pe aye to tumhain uski izzat karni hogi..
Shopekepper:
Bohat behtar janab appka kutta aye ga to main samjhun ga k aap aye hain:-)
Jab raat ko koi aap pe charh jae
Jab raat ko koi aap pe charh jae
aur apni moochon se apko Chhoye
Apni Balon wali Taangen aap pe rakhe
to Samajh jana k Yeh
Cockroach Hai..!!
Last nite i caught sum stars.
Last nite i caught sum stars... i''ll give them to the person who is just so sparkling and speciall to me...
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Catch it its 4 u!
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