"TUM HI TU Ho.

"TUM HI TU Ho.
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Kon hai yeh?




Kon hai?


Nahi pata na?

Lekin u fone walon se pochiye

Kehte hain

"TUM HI TU Ho... =P ;->
  

May, 13 2010     157 chars (1 sms)     3021 views       Funny

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Is qadar hum ny Udhaar khaya hy paPpu..!
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Dukandar bhi humari zindagi ki dua kartay hain.... ;->
What Is The Extent Of Poverty.....???










When A Girl Is Ready To Kiss U For Only 2 rupees









































And YOU HAVE ONLY 1 RUPEE....
U know my engagemnt is fixed










Its after 73 days









Surprised!










After 73 days its 1st april n u r the first fool of this year.:-D
Husban: Darling! tum mujhe aik jagah se boht achi lagti ho.

Wife(khush ho k): Kahan se?

Husband: dooooooooooooor se...
Customer:
I need a ladies suit.


Shopkeeper:
Begum k liye chahiye ya koi achha sa dikhaoon?
:-o
Law Of Love

Derived From Newton''s Laws

Evry Boy Continues To Impress A Girl Unless

A THAPPAR Or SANDEL With A Force Is Impresed Upon Him

By A Lovely Girl.

This Force Is Called BESTI

BESTI Is That Chracteristic Due To Wich Any BE-GHERAT

Is Compeled To Change

His State Of BE-GHERTI Into GHERATMANDI
No Visits
No Calls
No SMS
No Missed Calls

I''m worried kya hoa

Zoo waloon ne dobara pakar lia kya?


Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance.
Use Bellow Trick
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Call Customer Care & Enjoy..!!
Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

Love never Dies..

It remains forever

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forever &

forever &

forever &

forever &

forever...


Only..

Girl Friend
changes;-)
"EINSTIEN" went 2 court 2 prove that he''s da most INTELLIGENT & GENIUS person on earth.
But he failed & came out angrily & asked


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YAR ye. . .
"RoCk3R" Kon Hai? ;->
What Do U Get ?
When A Cow Dances.
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Think
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Vey Simple....
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GUIDANCE.... (Gui-Dance)....!!