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Dad, I got married yesterday evening. I forgot to inform u.
Daddy: Its ok my child. But next time U shud invite me :-D
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May, 05 2010
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i may walk slowly
I May Walk Slowly..
But...I Never Walk Backwards...
-Abraham Lincoln
I Don''t Need To Walk..Bcoz...
I Have Bike..
HumAyuN
Upcoming Horror Movies
Upcoming Horror Movies!
1.Exam ka Khauf
2.Tadapta Student
3.Shaitani Books
4.Sadma Result Ka
5.Neend ki Maut
6.Pyasi Examiner
7.Pass Ho Na Ho.
Maa Ne Beti Ko Nasihat Ki
Maa Ne Beti Ko Nasihat Ki
"Jab B Apne Dosto''n Ki
Mehfil Me Betho Jo Kch B
Bolo Soch Samajh k Bolo"
Larki Ne Pareshani Se Kaha
"Ammi Agr Me Soch Samajh
K Bolongi Tou Itni Der Me
Topic Hi Chnge Ho jayega" ;->
Hello!My Name Is Dr.Love.
Hello!My Name Is Dr.Love.
I M Specalist Of Lovelogy.
I Complete My Lovelogy Course From University Of Heart.If Any Person Want 2 Meet Me,So Plz Welcome My Address Is HEART EMPIR,
Room 143,Opposite Ishq School,Mohabbat Colony, Behind Dil Nagar.
(,") DR.DIL (",)
''''Gham ME B MAZA ATA HE,,
''''Gham ME B MAZA ATA HE,,
Gharibon k ghar bhi khuda aata hai,,
hum to aap ko roz sms karty hain,,
Ek ap ka sms jo worldcup ki tarah har 4saal baad aata hai''''
Dress code 4 party-
Dress code 4 party---BLACK TIES ONLY. Mr. Bean goes to the party and is surpised 2 see that other guests are wearing suits also.
Koi Sui mangy Hum Teer deingy
Koi Sui mangy
Hum Teer deingy
Koi Billi mangy
Hum sher deingy
Koi Lassi mangy
Hum Kheer deingy
Magar
koi CHEENI mangy to
Hum Cheer dein gy... ;->
aj agr ap ko koi kahe k aap
Aj Agr Ap ko koi kahe k Aap
"Khubsoorat"
"SMART" or
"GENIOUS"
Ho
To rakh k moun pe thapr dena
Or kehna
Bad_Tameez!
"MUSLIMAAN"
APRIL FOOL nahe mnaty ;->
Ya Rab Dil-e-Qaid Ko E Zinda Tammana De
Ya Rab Dil-e-Qaid Ko E Zinda Tammana De
Tu Khwab K Pyase ko Tabeer Ka Darya De
Is Bar Barabar Me Aaye Aisi Parosan
Jo Dil Ko Garma De Aur Ruuh Ko Tarpa De . . . ;->
Kar diya izhare-ishq
Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par, laakh rupaye ki bat thi, do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)
Q: Wo Konsa Kutta
Q: Wo Konsa Kutta Hai Jo Logon Ka Kho0n Chosta Hai Or paisy ki chamak Ka boht Deewana Hai?
uska Name ''Z'' Se Start Hota Hai
Zentaier,
SOuth Africa Me Paya jata Hai.
But I Like The Way You Think...
Shadi Krna Or Krwana IsLaMi FarEzA Hai
Shadi Krna Or Krwana IsLaMi FarEzA Hai
Main (Shadiaan)
kRtA HOn,
Tum
(Meri Shadiaan)
Krwatay jAo.
Aao MiL K iS IsLaMI FaREzay kO
PoRa kRAin
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