in foreign daughter:

in foreign daughter:

In foreign Daughter:

Dad, I got married yesterday evening. I forgot to inform u.

Daddy: Its ok my child. But next time U shud invite me :-D
  

May, 05 2010     148 chars (1 sms)     3252 views       Funny

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Kid: Aunty,mummy ne chini mangi hai.

Aunty chini dete hue,"achha aur kya kaha mumy ne?

Kid: Agar woh kamini na de,to Pinky aunty se le aana
Kid: Ammi aaj abbu ne bus main mujhse kaha k Aunty ko bethne k liye jaga de do.
Mom: Phir tumne jaga di?
Kid: No.
Mom: Q?
Kid: Main to khud abbu ki goad main betha tha.

Koi Insan Agr Ankhe Band Karke Muje 3 Baar Pukare
To Me Uske Samne Aa Jata Hu.
Try Karo

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Nahi Aaya?
Are Yaar Insano Ki Baat Ki Thi.
Thought of the day:

"if u help a gal when she is in problem,she vil always remember u only when she is in problem again..!!"
AQWAAL-E-ZAREEN
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AAP par konsa asar hona hy... :-
Height Of TexTinG . . .

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SendinG BlanK SmS . . . ;->
A golden message for youngsters....


A bright future CAN give u many beautiful girls....

But a beautiful girl CANNOT give u a bright future....
Hi, aap ki 1 Photo chahiye jaldi send karo kion ke 1 kitab chaph rahe hae us ke main page ke liye us kitab ka name hae




"Qabar ka Murda"
''God didnt promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way''''
''Jamadarni ko impress karne ka teriqa.. Press Down!





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Sadqay jaoun jamadarni ko bhi na chorna ..! :-)''
When i dont get ur sms!!



A little pain in my heart.




A small tear in my eyes




And sadness falls on my face.



What is this?




Its nothing




“Just Dramabazi“ ;->


Sardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!