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in foreign daughter:
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in foreign daughter:
in foreign daughter:
In foreign Daughter:
Dad, I got married yesterday evening. I forgot to inform u.
Daddy: Its ok my child. But next time U shud invite me :-D
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aaj ka sawal prime m
Aaj ka sawal Prime Minister Gillani sy...
Srinlankan team hamly mei koon involve hai..?
A. India
B. Taliban
C. America
D. Zrdari sy poch kar bataon ga..
GILANI.. D. Zardari sy puch kar bataon ga... =P ;->
What Is a kiss? In view of
What Is a kiss? In view of
Geometry:
" Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips!
Economics:
" kiss is that thing for which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!
Physics:
" kiss is the process of charging a human body"
Computer:
" Like a LAN , in which 2 bodies r connected without any DATA CABLE"
When Stars Shine at Night in the Sky,
When Stars Shine at Night in the Sky,
My Body Blasts Like a Bomber.
Is Sher Main Mohtarma Naseebo Laal Farmati Hain K:
Jado Raat Nu Niklan Taray,
Mera Badan Patakay Maray. :-)
Height Of Inspiration
Height Of Inspiration
College Ka 1 Student College K Toilet Mai Gya
Jab Ander Ja K Wo Cummood Pe Betha To Samnay Likha Tha
Itna Zor Taleem Per Dete To Exam Mai A+ Grade Laitay
Wo haseena wo neelam pari
Wo haseena wo neelam pari
Hui thi election main khari
Pata nahin kahan se goli chali
Ho gaye musibat khari
Jane kya kya hua
Samjhayon main yeh ab kis kis ko
Dil main mere haiDard-e-Bhutto
Dard-e-Bhutto
Dard-e-Bhutto
Dil main mere hai
Dard-e-Bhutto
Dard-e-Bhutto
Dard-e-Bhutto
''1 Car se ik Kawwa takra k behosh ho geya
''1 Car se ik Kawwa takra k
behosh ho geya
Aadmi kawwe ko Ghar le gya or
pinjry m band kerdiya
kawwa jaaga tu
bola:
hai Allah jail ho hai
Lagta hai Driver mer gya.''
Pehlay Pakistan ki Abadi
Pehlay Pakistan ki Abadi kHatarnak Hud se tajawaz kr chuki thi ,
Lakin ab KHUDKUSH DHAMAKON ki vajah say kafi controll mai hai
Farq to para hai
GEO MUSHARAF !
oye
"OYE"
.
"HOYE"
bri Garmi Hai Yaar.
shalwaar gheron wali banani hia
Baloch Kafan Lene Dukaan par gaya.
Usne Dukandar se kuch kaha jisay sun kar Dukaandar Behosh hogaya.
Baloch: Kapra 2 Meter Ziyada Dena.
Shalwaar Gheron wali Banani Hia.
Nigahain aj b us Kuttay ko tlash krti hy
( o_o)
(o_o )
( o_o)
(o_o )
( o_o)
(o_o )
Nigahain aj b us Kuttay ko tlash krti hy
pappu
Jis ne kaha tha
Loadshading 2010 mei khatam hojae gi ;->
maho maho halla hu
maho maho halla hu impatata dhooom patata ittamuta dhittamutta.
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This is da African way 2 say "fursat millay tu sms kerna"
A Group Of Feminists
A Group Of Feminists Are Protesting In Front Of The White House:
- Free Women Now! Free Women Now!
A Man Passing-By Asks:
- Can I Have One?
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