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Dad, I got married yesterday evening. I forgot to inform u.
Daddy: Its ok my child. But next time U shud invite me :-D
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achon se zyada tum
Achon Se Zyada
Tum Achay Ho,
Sachon Se Zyada
Tum Sachay Ho,
Mene Kaha
Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai,
Wo Boli "PAPPU"
Sharm Karo
Abhi Tum Bachay Ho... =P ;-> o_O
Aapki Aur Aapki Poori
Aapki Aur Aapki Poori Family Ki Next Week
Hamare Ghar Daawat Hai...
Ammi To Mana Kar Rahi Thin K
Aatta Chawal Gosht Sab
Mehenge Ho Gaye Hain...
Magar Maine Unse Kaha K
Aane Wala Apna Rizq
Saath Le Kar Aata Hai...
To Apna Khana Saath Le Kar
Aana Waise Hum
Log Biryani Shoq Se Khate Hain...OK...
Yaar Mujhe Safar Main Neend Nahi Aati Hai.
Man: Yaar Mujhe Safar Main Neend Nahi Aati Hai.
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Pathan: To Tum Rabi-ul-Awal Main So Jaya Karo. :-)
Samosa bi zaya
Itni pyar bhari nazar se jo us ne dekha mujhe, dil to gaya hi gya,
;->
sath me 15 rupee wala samosa bi gir gaya
Sardar say kisi ny kaha
Sardar say kisi ny kaha INDIAN flag ma tmhara kya hy?
Green 4 muslim
White 4 christ
Orange 4 hindu
Nothing 4 u
Sardar thought n rplied
OYE DANDA Tery piyo da e.
Ek Admi Hotel Gaya
Ek Admi Hotel Gaya Aur Waiter se Bola " Waiter Ek Sureelee chai Pilayo "
Waiter: Hamray Han GAAIY ka Doodh ata hai NArgis ka nahi
Qabool hai
Bari shidat se intazar hai us sawal ka
jis k jawab me hum kahein
Qabool hai
qabool hai
qabool hai
Astrologer:
Astrologer: U''ll meet a young gal who wanna everything about u.
Frog: When n where?
Astrologer: Next semester in Biology lab
"Mai Bari Ho K Parado Bano Gi"
Hight Of Hasrut
Written At The Back Of Suzuki Mehran....
"Mai Bari Ho K Parado Bano Gi"
Aap Ki Chahat Ki Qadar Kartay Hay,
Aap Ki Chahat Ki Qadar Kartay Hay,
Salam Aap Ki chahat Ki Nazar Kartay Hay,
Jo Kartay Hay Wafa Hum Say,
Jaan Apni Hum Un Ki Nazar Kartay Hay.
Bow
Bow
Boow
Gurr
Bow Bow
Bowwwooo
Bow Bow Bowoo
Bow Bowoooo
O.K Ur Training Is Completed,
Now Go And Stand In Front Of D Gate
An Accountant
An Accountant
Is A Person
Who Looks At A Girl
Measuring
36-28-36
And
Simply Sayz
"100" ... :p ;->
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