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Tum pas hote ho tujh pe pyar aata hai,
Tum pas hote ho tujh
pe pyar aata hai,
Tum door hote ho to
tera intazaz stata hai,
Kya kahein is dil ki halat
ke.
tujhe yaad kar k
hume.
Bukhaar ho jata ..->
AaiNdA,
AaiNdA,
Se,
''sms''
SenD,
KarNE ki koshish karna,
Agar Koi Galti
Agar
Koi
Galti
Ghustakhi
Wagaira
Ho
Gai
Ho
Tu
Plz
.
.
.
.
Mafi maang lo
Me bht rhm dil hun..
I Pray Tht
I Pray Tht
Any Person Who Tries
To Steal Our
Happiness
May His Hips Begins To
Itch Badly
&
His Arms Grow Shorter
So Tht He Can''t Reach
His Hips To Scratch It ;->
....Go To HELL....
....Go To HELL....
Gusa Mat karu yar winter a gaya hai aur suna hai waha kafi garmi hai .. Sardiyaan Achi Guzr jaye gi Ok??
So
...GO TO HELL....
Why Is A Lecturer Greater
Why Is A Lecturer Greater
As Compared To A Mother?
Because A Mother
Can Put Only One Child To
Sleep But A Lecturer
Can Put The
Whole Class To Sleep.:-P
Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi...?
Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi...?
Beti- B.B.A Karungi!!
Papa- What Is Bba.
Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Par Aish
Arz kiA hy:
Arz kiA hy:
Mosam ne Li angrai,
or hum ne phr Li Razai.
IceCreAm se hy Larai,
MongphaLi hi sirf ghr me aai.
Cold drink se mu mor Liya,
Chai se nata jor Liya..
Mere Dukho''n Ki Dhanak Main Rung Na Bhar
Mere Dukho''n Ki Dhanak Main Rung Na Bhar
Mohabbat Aur Nafart Ki Jung Na Ker
Khushi Mere Ghum K Sung Na Ker
It Means
Pappu Yaar Tung Na Ker . . . ;->
A HINDI Teacher
A HINDI Teacher Once Said In Her Class:
"Open The Doors Of
The Window And
Let The Atmosphere Come In"
Wife: GanA gA rhi thi.
Wife: GanA gA rhi thi.
Hsbnd: Jb TuM GAti ho to LgtA hE IndrA GAndi gA rhi ho
WiFE: LekiN UsAy to GAnA hi nhi ata thA
HSbnd:Te Anni deAy TeNu kErA andA vE.. ;->
Jo log chand niklnay
Jo log chand niklnay ka intezar kar rahy hain
Un
K
Liye
Arz hai k
.
.
Wo aaram
Karain
Kyon
K
.
.
.
Mera aaj ghar
Say
Bahar
Nikalnay
Ka
Koi
Irada
Nahi....
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