You r the biggest fool on earth...

You r the biggest fool on earth...
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upar dekh liya na..
ab yaha neeche kya certificate dhundh rahe ho..?

May, 20 2010 135 chars (1 sms) 2678 views Funny

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Only true friends stand by u

Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.

Aik baat hmesha yaad rakhna..

Aik baat hmesha yaad rakhna..

Qalm ki ahmiat Talwar se zyada hoti hai,

Kion k..

Talawar se

Shalwar mein Narha nahi dala ja sakta

(Pak traffic police)

(Pak traffic police)

Motorcycle wala: Sir Meray papers to Complete hen!
Phir Chalaan Kyn?

Police: Beta Double Sawaari Khul gai he
or Tu Single
ja raha hai.

Pakistani Ny Chinese Sy Kaha:

Pakistani Ny Chinese
Sy Kaha:
"Aao Hum Tumhe''n
Pakistan Ka Sadar
Banate Hyn"
Is Baat Pr Chinese Ny
Pakistani Par Case
Ker Dia k
"Ye Mujhy Chor
Samajhta Hy" ;->

Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt,

Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt,
Or khatey hain un k bhaiyon se wo kutt...
iss waja se larke larkiyon ko chor detay hain,
Moqa mil tey hi un k bhaiyon ko phor dete hain..
Na kare makeup to un se banda dar jata hy,
Karti hain itna makeup k weight barh jata hy ."->

whAt iS tHe nAm3 of bruc3

whAt iS tHe nAm3 of bruc3 lee''s s|st3r wHo cAn wAlk on tHe wAlls?

chipkA-l33

todays fact g

~Todays FACT~

Guinness Book Of Records
Holds The Record For
Being The Book Most
Stolen From Public Libraries... ;->

Kaun kahta hai ki budhape mei ishq nahi hota..

Kaun kahta hai ki budhape mei ishq nahi hota..
Kaun kahta hai ki budhape mei ishq nahi hota..

Darasal baat ye hai ki BUDDHO par kisiko shaq nahi hota...

FaRaz NoW AvAliBle

FaRaz NoW AvAliBle iN eNGlIsh FlAvOur
Oh Faraz The Robber Took Out His Knife
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And Asked For My LG KG 195

Boy 2 God:

Boy 2 God:
Give me a pocket full of money,
A job & a big vehicle full of girls.

God replied:your wish is fullfilled
&
He became a bus conductor of karachi university point.:p

Aik Sher Arz Kia Hy

Aik Sher Arz Kia Hy

Taaza Kalaam Hy Janab

Mulahiza Ho

Jee

Aik, Do, Teen, Char

Jee Janab

Dobara Irshad

Ahuun

Aik, Do,Teen,Char

"AA BAIL MUJHE MAAR."

1 ladka mujhe 2 bar i love u b

Girl:Papa,1 ladka mujhe 2 BAR I LOVE U bolA,

kya karu?

Fathr:Beta usse shadi kr le,

zindgi me agr dubara bolde to mera nam badal dena

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