SMS Packages band hony per

SMS Packages band hony per
SMS Packages band hony per 4 log bohat khush hongay.

Socho Kon?

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1. Faraz


2. Pathan


3. Sardar


4. Aap Samajh To Gaye Hongay. :-)
  

May, 13 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     3093 views       Funny

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The great question... which I have not been able to
answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Feeling Sad?









Then Imagine
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Im Wid U


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Now U Happy?

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No?
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Chal Fer DAFFA Ho!
One day de Fat Ram Singh visits Dietitian..

Doctor Said: Run 8 Km for 300 days...


Ater 300 days Ram Singh ne phone kiya....


sir mein slim ho gayi..lekin

Doctor: lekin..?


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2400 km away from home...!
Rangeet Singh tells his girlfriend," tommarrow come my home, No One will be at home,
Next Dat she goes there and found the door Locked.
There Was No One at home Hahaha
• Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade... ya phir bus aap pe chade... dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai


=Quotable Quotes=

To be is to do.
(by Socretes)

To do is to be.
(by Plato)

To be or not to be.
(by Shakespeare)

Do be do be do..
(by Scooby Doo)... ;->


Nargis ne ek school mai urdu teaching start ki aur 1st day hi us ko nikal diya
Nargis to students: parho
Alif, bay, pay, tay
way gujra way way gujra way.
U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….
Good friendship doesn''t mean you have to see and talk to each other everyday, its all about being there in times of one''s need. I''m here just a text away.
i know its ur birthday 2day.. iam sure u''l give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in person there, coz i dunno to xpress my feelings in SMS"
''Why''d the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.''
ye pyar bhi ajeeb cheez hai na?

maa se ho to ibadat

baap se ho to muqqaddas

bhai se ho to aqeedat

behen se ho to farz

aur

b.v se ho to
chunnu
munnu
bubblu
chintu
guddu.........