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SMS Packages band hony per 4 log bohat khush hongay.
Socho Kon?
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1. Faraz
2. Pathan
3. Sardar
4. Aap Samajh To Gaye Hongay. :-)
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May, 13 2010
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i gifted my wife a diamond necklace
Man to a Frnd:
I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace and she didn''t speak to me for a month.
Frnd: Why?.
Man: stupid, that was THE DEAL... ;->
Ek Molvi:
Ek Molvi: Film actor se masjid ka chanda mangne gaya
Actor: aap log tu kehte hain k hamara pasia haram ha?
Molvi: g in isi liye in paison se hum "Latreen" banainge
''In this time of no sugar
''In this time of no sugar
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My sweet sms for your Evening Tea,mix it in your Tea and Take sugar-Candy Tea-
its free :)''
Ek sardar apni unparh maa se
Ek sardar apni unparh maa se
"Maa mein sunday ko pakistan aa raha hon"
Maa:
wa potar looki jahaz te aande ne
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tu sunday te awain ga.
CHOICE...
Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,
Bite the neck gently
Bite the neck gently,
chew the breast softly,
Spreads the legs lostly,
And suck the juice excitely,
Thats the way to Eat........... Guess what ?:)
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Thats the way to eat TANDOORI CHICKEN yaar...:)
Attendence.. Pappu
Attendence..
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
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Ullu
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Ullu
Button dabana band kar,
teri baari hai,
attendence lagwa
1 Chor K Bachay Ne Fridge Se
1 Chor K Bachay Ne Fridge Se
Cake Chori Kr K Khaya To
Chor Ne Apnay Betay Ko Buhat Maara,
Cake Chori Krnay Per Nahi,
Unglioon K Nishaan Chornay Per
Din raat SmS kr
Din raat SmS kr kr k aisa kr dia tUm ny pappU,
Ghar ki ghanti bajny pr b mobile utha leta hon... ;->
The Difference B/W Friend N Best Friend
The Difference B/W Friend N Best Friend..
Friend Says: Hey Plz Drive Safely N Slowly..
B.Friend Says: Abay Bhaga Yr Us Agay Wali
Car Me Full Bachiyan Hain ;->
kuch nae howa tha
Year 1963
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Aug 3rd
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Evening, 07:48
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Uss waqt kuch nahi hua tha.
Chalo apna kaam karo!
Sara din sms padte rahte ho!!
Teri eik angrai laine se mera dum
Teri eik angrai laine se mera dum sa nikal jata hai
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aey zalim
aey qatil
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Body spray lagane mein tera kya jata hai.. ;->
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