SMS Packages band hony per

SMS Packages band hony per
SMS Packages band hony per 4 log bohat khush hongay.

Socho Kon?

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1. Faraz


2. Pathan


3. Sardar


4. Aap Samajh To Gaye Hongay. :-)
  

May, 13 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     3259 views       Funny

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Pathan "Mazar" Pe Bomb Rakhte Hoy Pakra Gya.

Logo Ne Bht Maara 0r Pocha Aisa Q Kia.?

PTHAN ko Kuch Smaj Na Aaya To Bola:"Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani Thi"...:-)
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1) Studies


2) Games


3) Entertainment


4) Love


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Life Ends When Love Starts...!!!
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Zyada Khush Mat Ho

Aise Hii Kuttay Ki Awaz Sun''ne Ka Dil Ker Rha Hy
Latest poem in SCHOOL.
Twinkle twinkle little STAR.I just went to ROYAL BAR.Quarter rates are up so HIGH.
So drink a beer with chicken FRY
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Salesman:Sorry, we have only books based on facts ;->
mental hospital k opretion thetor me opretion tayar

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mgr pagal sms parhne me masrof.;-
Cham Cham Kerdi Raat

Tim Tim Kerde Taare

Na Koi Msg

Na Koi Bell

Ki Gal Ae Pyare

Kyun ?

Paise Mukh Gaye Ne Saarey . . .? ;->
Socrates Was Once Asked:

What Is The Cure For "Love At 1st Sight?"

The Philosopher Replied:

"Take A Closer Look Second Time".

Plz,,,
HELP My Frnd....
Gul Khan
Gul khan boht pareshan hai...

Kya koi usay bta sakta he k ramzan ki jhandia kaha milti han ?
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