raat k 2 baje baji ghar ki bell

Raat k 2 baje baji ghar ki bell..
Raat k 2 baje baji ghar ki bell..

Maine gate khola,
Chowkidaar bola..

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All iz well..

May, 05 2010 161 chars (2 sms) 2560 views Funny

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Masoom Mohabbat Ka
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this is quite simple...

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Dar Dar Phirte Han

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raat k 2 baje baji ghar ki bell

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