raat k 2 baje baji ghar ki bell

raat k 2 baje baji ghar ki bell


Raat k 2 baje baji ghar ki bell..
Raat k 2 baje baji ghar ki bell..




Maine gate khola,
Chowkidaar bola..











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All iz well..
  

May, 05 2010     161 chars (2 sms)     2449 views       Funny

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