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a mathmatical question
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a mathmatical question
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A mathmatical question!
36 + 30 + 38 =???
Ans?
104
no yar
once again
36 + 30 + 38 = Bhabi
confused???
Yar apni Sania bhabi. :-)}
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wo kya cheeze he jo
Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wife Apnay hsbnd Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti?
Socho ?
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Pathan Apni Biwi
Pathan Apni Biwi Ko Doctor Ko Dekhane Le Gaya,
Aur Dr. Ko Bohat Mara. Sub Ne Poocha:
"Kya Huwa??" Pathan: "Saala Dr. Bolta
Hy Amari Biwi Ka ''BP'' Dekhna Hy.."
rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum
rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum
kio mujhey neend mein bi daratay ho tum
boycott indian new movie 3 idiots
Let''s boycott Indian new movie 3 idiots.
We all protest for they did not cast you in the movie. After all,
you are the most well known idiot alive. ;)
ajab prem ki ghazab kahani
Once A pig fell in luv with a chicken & they both kissed each other.
Nxt day
Pig died of bird flu & chicken died of swine flu
AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI =P ;)
ek aadmi tha...
ek aadmi tha.........woh kisiko msg nahi karta tha...
kisiko call nahi karta tha...fir bhi uska balance jata tha...
y?//////
kyunki woh ek tang pe khada tha........
lollzzzzzzzzzzz.......;->
Kehte hain ki ISHQ
Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ur jaati hai Koi humse bhi ishq kare Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai
Sardar g:
Sardar g: My computer is going crazy..
Shopkeeper: Why, Whats wrong..?
Sardar g: I dont have a keyboard but it still gives a keyboard error. . . . . ;->
ICC has decided to shorten
ICC has decided to shorten
the duration of next world cup
it will consist of
opening ceremony
photo session
and
presenting world cup to AUSTRALIA
Memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya,
Memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya,
memon neeche pohncha to rupia nahe mila
kion??
memon rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha!...=P;->
aik bachey ne zardar
Aik Bachey Ne Zardari Se Kha
Janab 14 Mahine Ho Gay Humare
School Main Teacher Nahin Aya.
Zardari To School Kaise Chal Raha Hai,
Bacha Jaise Mulk Chal Raha Hai
a man was lost alone
A man was lost alone
on an island. 1day he
decided 2 build a
wooden boat.Suddenly
a grl comes & man uses
d wood 4 makin
a bed
Moral: A girl can
change Ur aim ..
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