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a mathmatical question
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A mathmatical question!
36 + 30 + 38 =???
Ans?
104
no yar
once again
36 + 30 + 38 = Bhabi
confused???
Yar apni Sania bhabi. :-)}
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Why I Hate C.I.D :(An Example:LADY
why i hate C.I.D :(
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LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ..
Walk In Ur Own Path,
Walk In Ur Own Path,
Love In Ur Own Style,
Talk In Ur Own Words
Help In Ur Own Ways
Then People Will Say
Ae Sala Kisi Ki Sunata Nathi
|SMOKE|
|SMOKE| S=Send,M=Me,O=One,K=Kool scrap,E=Every day !
be panaah chahat k baad
Be-Panaah Chahat k baad bhi Hum usey paa na sakey "pApPu"
Kisi SangDil ne usey 100 ka Load krwa k Jeet liya... ;->
Aap ki valantian
Aap ki valantian partner bhej rahi hon. ok
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Ab thanx boll kar rulana mat;-)
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Who Will Be Driving The Car?
Ans: A Police Officer!!
If ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was angry with u,
If ever I misbehaved with u,
than dont hesitate
JUST SLAP URSELF!
galti app ke he hogi.!!
Why I Hate C.I.D :(
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...
Girl asks her lover,
Girl asks her lover, will you love me like this after marriage also? Boy: Yes, only if your husband does not have any problem.
2 Men searchig for
2 Men searchig for their lost wifes 1st: how''s ur wife look like?2nd:beautiful,bold,tall,blue eyes.What about urs?1st: Meri nu maar goli,chal teri labiye :-D
Deposit IT In My Account
Sending You A Cheque Of
Rs Hapinessssss/-
When U Feel
UPSET n ALONE
Withdraw it From My Account
&
Whenever U r Too HAPPY
Deposit IT In My Account ... (:
pathan in urdu
Teacher: Translate into Urdu.
"She is Kidding"
Pathan: Woh Bachay Day Rahi Hai.
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