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36 + 30 + 38 =???
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104
no yar
once again
36 + 30 + 38 = Bhabi
confused???
Yar apni Sania bhabi. :-)}
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ka khali dabba
FERRARI CAR
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ka photo
SINGAPORE JANE
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wale plane ko bye bye ka moukka
aur
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mera sath dinner
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wo bhi aap k ghar par
jiddat k iss daur me
Jiddat k iss daur mein,
Shadi ho LAHORE mein..
Pyaari si ik biwi ho,
Jaisay rangeen tv ho..
Gol matol sey saalay hon,
Jaisay dahi k pyaalay hon..
Pyaari si ik saali ho,
Biwi k baad ghar wali ho..
Jiddat k iss daur mein,
shaadi ho LAHORE mein
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Piaas Lage To Pani Mat Peena " pApPu" . . .
Q K Sirf Sprite Bujhaye Piaas Baqi All Bakwaas . . . ;->
''Aankhon main nami t
''Aankhon main nami thi aur vitamin ki kammi thi,
Jiss se sari raat baat ki, woh meri mehbuba ki ammi thi;-)''
think
"Ek idea jo badl de apki duniya..............:P
Agar lyf me kabhi aapse koi mistake ho jaye...
To 2 min. apni aankhen band karke...
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socho k...
Iska ilzaam kispar lagaya jaye.............................:P:p
What Do U Call
What Do U Call A Dog With No Legs . . . .? ? ?
Don''t Matter What U Call Him, He Can''t Bite U . . . ;->
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What will you call a person jiske birth certificate se date of birth gayab ho jaaye ??
Umar Gul
2 girl frndz
2 girl frndz
girl 1: Yar ye larkay apas main kaisi batain krtay hain..
Girl 2: waisi hi jaisi hm larkian krti hain..
Girl 1: Astagfirullah itni gandi batain..
under the black cloth
Under The Black Cloth,
Fire Of Love Burn
Nahi Samajh Aayi Na!
Metric Kitha Hunda Tey Samajh Aandi Na
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Kali Kurti De Thaley
Agg Ishq Di Baley. :-)
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wazarat e bijli nay load shedding Khatam krnay ka elaan...."
Sorry, abhi itna he Suna tha k light chali gaie.
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