Employer:

Employer: ?In this job we need someone who is responsible.?

Applicant: ?I?m the one you want.
On my last job, every time anything went wrong,
they said I was responsible.?

May, 25 2010 182 chars (2 sms) 2930 views Funny

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Teacher:Who Was The 1st Man?

Teacher:Who Was The 1st Man?

Student:Adam.

Teacher:N The 1st Woman?

Student: Umm..Madam.

zardari k liye mazm

"zardari k liye Mazmoon"

ap 1970 May Peda Huay,
Aap Ne bgairti Ki Ibtedai Taleem
Apne Mohallay Se Shru Ki Or ala taleem
ek naam war Daku se le..
Jab Dakait hone Ka Certificate Hasil Kia
To Aap ne hakoomat k khazanay ko lootne
k plan bananay shuru kr diyay
Or Phir Benazir se shadi Kar
K Aap Ne Profesional
Bgairti ka aghaz kia aur 10% mashoor ho gaye
Na jane kaisay kurse-e- sidarat
pe aa behte aur loot loot k
apna naam takreebn
100% mashoor kr liya.

"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"

A lady broke a signal & was presentd in front of judge
LADY: Ur honor plz let me go
i am a school teacher I am getting
late for my class

JUDGE: Ahaa so u r a teacher,
I have waited for this moment all my life,
now write down

"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"

5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET U GO ;->

Beta:

Beta:
Papa aap ko Cancer howa hai phir aap sab ko AIDS kiyun bataatay ho?

Baap:
Taakay mere merne ke baad koi teri maa ko hath na laga sake.

''Hain log vohi jahan mn achy

''Hain log vohi jahan mn achy
Jo serdeon main pehnty hain kachy''

mothers hold their

Mothers hold their

children''s hands

for a short while,

but their hearts forever.

Ek Bar Terrorist

Ek Bar Terrorist

Ne Budhiya Ke Paas

Bomb Rakh Diya.

Log Chillaye

Budhiya Bomb,

Budhiya Bomb

Woh Sharma

Kar Boli-

Woh To Mein Jawani Mein Thi

''1 Sardar Electrical Engineer ki post ke liye

''1 Sardar Electrical Engineer ki post ke liye INTERVIEW dene gaya?
interviewer ne poucha Electric Motor kese chalti he

Sardar BOLA

Turrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.''

Why MEMONS are banned to play hockey & football.........?

Why MEMONS are banned to play hockey & football.........?
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Because Corner miltey hi dukaan khol lete hain.

schools colleges and universities remain close

All Schools, Colleges and Universities of Pakistan will remain close till 11th November!

For details visit:

www.inni-vi-lut-nai-pai-hoi.com
:-)

What is the full form of "M.B.N.P." ? ? ?

What is the full form of "M.B.N.P." ? ? ?

"Mujhay Bhi Nahi Pata" . . . ;->

Aapko Yaad He Apne Kaha Tha

Son : Papa,Aapko Yaad He Apne Kaha Tha

Agar Me Exam Me Paas Ho Jayunga

To Mujhe 5000rs Doge.

Father: Haan

Son: Gud News He,

Apke 5000rs Bach Gaye

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