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Employer: ?In this job we need someone who is responsible.?
Applicant: ?I?m the one you want.
On my last job, every time anything went wrong,
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May, 25 2010
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A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?
A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?
Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.
Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months
Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.
Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->
Aap Mujhe Itne Pasand Ho Jitna...
Aap Mujhe Itne Pasand Ho
Jitna...
U||o Ko Raat...
Dentist Ko Daant...
Gadhe Ko Laat...
Ghareeb Ko Gaddi...
Kuttay Ko Haddi
Aur
Aur
Nange Ko Chadii........... ;->
door se dekha to s
Door Se Dekha To
''Sher'' Tha
To
To
Pas Jane Ka To Saval Hi Nahi Uthta !
Aaj Maine Ek Jaan Bachai
Aaj Maine Ek Jaan Bachai
Wo Aisay bachai k
Fakeer Ko Pucha ,1000 Ka Note Dun to Kya Karega ?
Wo Bola Khushi Se Mar Jao ga
Mene Kaha Ja Nahi Deta ..!!
intelligent Boy
Boy: I L U
Girl: Can You Please Spell It Out Just Makes It More Special (:
Boy: Im Leaving You -___-
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
A public Service Msg
A public Service Msg
Agr aap k kisi aorat se Najaiz ta-alluqat hain aor us main se koi Bacha Paida ho jata hy to aap us ko kisi koory k dhair Pe na Phainkain .
Balky usy Paal Pos kar Taleem Dilwaien aor . . . !
"Wapda Main Bharti Karwaien"=P;->
Santa:
Santa: Oye Banta don''t marry that girl, she is like a TAXI.
Banta: Choti si to city hai yaar... kitni chali hogi?
B careful!
B careful!
1Unkown No Se Apko sms Aa Sakta Hy
Jis Se Screen Pe Meri Foto A Jye Gi Plz Dekhe Bina Delete Kr Dain QK Pehle He Aadha Karachi Dewana Ho Chuka Hy ;->
Just Remeber,
Just Remeber,
No matter
how bad u are..
You r not totally useless..
You can alwayz be used as a bad eXample
Zalil honay Ka Sub Se Asan Tarika...!
Zalil honay Ka Sub Se Asan Tarika...!
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Uff Toba..! ! !
Zalil Honey Ka Kitna Shok Hai K Tarika dhonda Jaraha Hai...!!
Kamal kay NAKHRE Tumhare..
Kamal kay NAKHRE Tumhare............
Ajeb tumhara STYLE hai.........
"SMS" karnay ki fursat nahi or...
Hathon main MOBILE hai...........!!!!!!!!
1st ever intelligent sardar.
1st ever intelligent sardar.
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)
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