Employer:

Employer:


Employer: ?In this job we need someone who is responsible.?

Applicant: ?I?m the one you want.
On my last job, every time anything went wrong,
they said I was responsible.?
  

May, 25 2010     182 chars (2 sms)     2736 views       Funny

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Aaj ki khas khas khabroon main khusamdeed.Aj ki taza khaber:Good morning and have a nice day.Aur ab tafseel:Aaj bhi sms ki baarish jaari rahe gi,call anay ka b imkan hai aur mis cals k badal b any ki tawaqa hai.Aaj poray din bar bar vibration k jhatkay lagtay rahain gay.Shukria.
My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“is this love?”
GOD replied,
“no dear, result is near”
Reaction of Girs Wen they loose their purse

Poor girls
My Money

Rich Girls
My Debit card

Beautiful Girls
O shit aus main Hamy ki Pic thi
Na Mujhe Kisi Ka DIL Chahiye


Na Mujhe Kisi DARD Ki Talash Hai


Mere Phone Ko Jo Apna Samajh Kar BALANCE Dalwaye

Muje To Us dost Ki Talash Hai..
1 Bar Jan Mang K To Dekho
1 Bar Yääd Kr K To Dekho
Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena

Salman Sutta Peya Ae,
Ty Mobile Silent Ty Vai..
Prince charles & sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "pass the wine you divine"
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard
Main Nain R0 Kar Uss Se Puucha
Kya Tum Nain New Pyar Dhuund Lia Hai ?

Kamini Sharma Kar B0li~


"Bus Activate Karna Baqi Hai"...! =P ;->


Teacher: Zinda rehne k
liye kia cheez zaruri
hy ???


Student:
Zinda rehne k liye teri
qasam ...
Ek mulaqat zaruri hy
sanam ... ;->


Girlfriend: And are you sure
you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure!
I checked the whole list again yesterday
What is the Limit of
telling aliE?

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A HUBSHI taking a Bath &
Singing:"PAANI ME JALAY
MERA GORA BADAN..
Smile is the Second Best Thing You Can Do With Your Lips...

Of Course you know the first one :)

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Its Keeping Your Mouth Shut! :-)


Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.