Employer:

Employer:


Employer: ?In this job we need someone who is responsible.?

Applicant: ?I?m the one you want.
On my last job, every time anything went wrong,
they said I was responsible.?
  

May, 25 2010     182 chars (2 sms)     2366 views       Funny

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Diff B/w Ignorance &
Patience

Whn U See d Mirror &
U Dnt Laugh @ Ur Self
Tht Is Ignorance
&
Whn I Luk @ U & I Also
Dnt Laugh , Tht Is Calld
Patience ;->
Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.

Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.

Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?


Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)
2 choozo''n ko pyar ho
jata hy
Jab dono''nbaray ho
Jaty hyn tou unko pata
chalta hy k dono''n
Murghay hyn ...







Moral :

Choti Umar Mein Pyar
Nahi Kerna Chahiye ... ;->
RONAY se chehre pr pimple prte hn
(.:'_':.)
TENSION se wrinkle prte hn
(='_'=)
Islye sada muskurao
muskurany se chehre pr DIMPLE prte
h. .*
(>'_'

Wife ( Kitchen Se ): Aji Suntay Ho,
Mai Aaj Kal Bohat Khubsorat ho Rahi Hon.


Husband: Tumhain Kese Pata?


Wife: Aaj kal Meri Khubsorti Dekh Kar Rotiyan Bhi Jal Rahi Hain. :-)
The Company Of
Gud Ppl Is Like The Shop
Of Perfume
Wethr U Have Bought
Or Not
U''ll Receive A Lot Of Gud
Fragnance










So Dun Lose Me ... ;->


U may have 3 reasons for not msging me:

1. No free msg

2. No bal

3. No guts to disturb a ''LION''
Bari Mushkil Se

Hum Aap K Liye

Aasmaan Se Taare Torne Gaye

But

Wahan Ja Ker Yaad Aaya

k

Shopping Bag

to

Ghar Bhool Gaye

Kam¡yab INsaN Banne K 3 Tareeqe:









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Bh00tn¡ K,
Pehle INsaN T0 Banja..
Ph¡r S0ch¡y0 Kam¡yab H0ne Ka... ;->
Neend aur susti hamare Dushman hain.(Allam Iqbal)

Hamain apny Dushman se bhi pyar kerna chahiye.(Quaid-e-Azam)

Ab batao benda BABA ki Maney ya CHACHA ki...!!!


Pathan ki B-v bhaag gai 3 din baad wapis aaye
Pathan ghusse se bola
''''Ab kya lene aayi ho''''

Pathan ki B-v boli
''''Main apne mobile ka charger bhool gai thi'''';->
''Kuch is tarah Usne mujhe Bewakoof Bana Diya Faraz.....


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Ji Haan! Bilkul Isi Tarah.''