Employer:

Employer:


Employer: ?In this job we need someone who is responsible.?

Applicant: ?I?m the one you want.
On my last job, every time anything went wrong,
they said I was responsible.?
  

May, 25 2010     182 chars (2 sms)     2309 views       Funny

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Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”
Teacher : Bacho''n Dunya Main Insaan K Liye
Koi Kaam Mushkil nahi Hai ... !!!

Ek Student Bola: Madam Toothpaste Ki Tube Main
Toothpaste Wapis Daal Ker Dikhaye''n ... ;->
Girl anounced her engagement. Father: Does this fellow have any money?
Girl: Oh! Daddy, U men are all alike, that''s exactly what he asked me about you!
''Heer : Main Tumhare Ishq Main Barbaad Ho Gayi, Ruswa Ho Gayi...


Raanjha : To Main Kon Sa
UBL mein Manager Lag Gaya Hoon...
ll Desirable thing''s in life are either...

ILLEGAL,

BANNED,

FATTENING,

EXPENSIVE,

OR''


MARRIED TO SOMEONE ELSE...!!(,")
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?


The mafia wants either ur money or life...

The wives want both!
LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A
CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT,UP&DOWN,CAN`T
WAIT 4 NEXT TIME.LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha
If ever u start missing

Ur School days

Ur class

Ur friend circle

Ur canteen or nothng abt ur skooling thn

Just

Just

Just

Open ur report cards

Sara nasha utar

Jaega;-)
shaitan ko kar rahey hein khush,




Dono bhai mush and bush

Boy:Sir Ap Apni Beti Ki
Shadi Mjh Sy Kr De''n
Me Ap ko Us k Wazn k
Brabar Sona Dunga
Sir:Mjhy Wqt Do
Boy:Sochny k Liye?
Sir:Nhi Beti Ka Wazan
Brhane k Liye ;->
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aaj kaunsi story par achaar vichar sanchaar aur shishtachaar ho
raha hai........;->