Employer:

Employer: ?In this job we need someone who is responsible.?

Applicant: ?I?m the one you want.
On my last job, every time anything went wrong,
they said I was responsible.?

May, 25 2010 182 chars (2 sms) 2364 views Funny

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What''s the biggest

What''s the biggest pressure on Pak players when they need
1 run to win with 5 overs remaining and 10 wickets in hand....???

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==>> Ya Allah, Jeet Kar Angrezi bolni Paregi !!!!! ;->

o kiya kiya, kya

o kiya kiya, kya kiya, kya kiya re sanam

Arz kiya hain
--o kiya kiya, kya kiya, kya kiya re sanam

wa bhai wa

o kiya kiya, kya kiya, kya kiya re sanam
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Sbhe ka khana abhi nahi hua hajam ....;->

Gam woh cheez hai,

Gam woh cheez hai,
Gam woh cheez hai,
Gam woh cheez hai,
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain.

Wife Hints 2 Husband 4 A New Car

Wife Hints 2 Husband 4 A New Car

Saying,

"Dear, Buy Me Smthing Dat Goes 0 To 80 In 3 Secs Wen Im On It."

Husband Gifted Her

A Weight Machine.

Tum Ek aise Don ho

Tum Ek aise Don ho Jiske Pass Har Lock Ki chabi hai

Tabhi tu Aapko Don With Key kehte hain

Aur

Pyar se

" DONKEY" kehtye hain

din raat sms kr kr k

Din raat SmS kr kr k aisa kr dia tUm ny pappU,

Ghar ki ghanti bajny pr b mobile utha leta hon... ;->

id like to buy som dog food

man:I''d like to buy som dog food

Salesman: do u''ve dog?

Man:Yes

sale:Wr?

Man:home

Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy

next day

man:do u''ve cat food?

Sale:whr''s cat?

Man:home

Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat

3day man walks in wid bag

Sale:Wts in bag?

Man: put ur hand in

Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?

Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->

whisky beer cigar

Whisky, Beer & Cigarettes Are A Person''s Worst Enemies...
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Rn''t They...?
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But The Man Who Run Away 4rm His Enemy Is A Coward
So Cheers... ;->

What is Short but gets

What is Short but gets longer wen u hold it?
It passes b/w Breasts, n enters in2 a hole?
What is it?
A car seat belt. But I LIKE the WAY u THINK!!

In The Year 1952

In The Year 1952 There Was A Teacher In A Village,

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Now He Is Retired...!!

Sahab:

Sahab:
Tum bathroom mei q ghus aye,
kia tumhain pta nahi tha k main naha raha hoon?
Mulazim:
Hazur galti ho gai,
main samjha tha begum sahiba naha rahi hain;-)

youn galliyon main m

Youn Galliyon Main Muje Bad-Naam Na Kia Ker
"JAn|x"

Muje Bura Kehte Waqt Log Tera Naam Bhi Lete Hain... =P ;->

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