Employer:

Employer: ?In this job we need someone who is responsible.?

Applicant: ?I?m the one you want.
On my last job, every time anything went wrong,
they said I was responsible.?

May, 25 2010 182 chars (2 sms) 2482 views Funny

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''aankh se ansoo behte rahe

''aankh se ansoo behte rahe
tha gham uski judai ka
hum dil par chot sehte rahe
din aya sagaai ka
farak na pada mehangai ka
vo keemti anguthiya pehante rahe
hum dil par chot sehte rahe
beet gayi raat shehnai ki
aya din judai ka
vo mercedies mei beth ke alvida kehte rahe
hum dil par chot sehte rahe
ankh se ansuu behte rahe''

Customer: I need a ladies suit.

Customer:
I need a ladies suit.

Shopkeeper:
Begum k liye chahiye ya koi achha sa dikhaoon?
:-o

If MOLVIS Start Film Making Names Of Films Will Be

If MOLVIS Start Film Making
Names Of Films Will Be

Isla Aaya Tum Na Aaye

Kaho Na Ramzan Hai

Hum Zakat De Chuke Sanam

Kabhi Roza Kabhi Namaz

Humari Tasbeeh Aap K Paas Hai

Aa Ab Namaz Parhain

Shaheed Tou Hona Hi Tha

Molana Aap K Hain Kon

Paise Wale Hajj Ker Jayenge

Ek din me uske sath gaya date per,

Ek din me uske sath gaya date per,

Phir usne apni birthday pe bulaya cake pr,

Hum ne kuch baten ki beth kr,

Uske bhai ne hamari baten sunli late kr,

Phir usne mujhe chamat lgaya khench kr,

Ek haftey tak me leta rha bed pr,

Ab kabhi nahi jaonga date pr... =P ;->

lati hy mohabbat

Lati Hy
"Mohabbat"
Judaai Main Rung

16 Da
"Haleeb"
Tey 12 Da
"Tarang" ... ;->

THE GREATEST GIFT

THE GREATEST GIFT u can give to someoneis your time.
beacause when you give someone your time, You are giving them a portion of life that you will never get back

One Manb read a Board

One Manb read a Board "likhne wala brilliant, parhne wala idiot."

Man becomes angry, he rub board and writes,

"Parhne wala Brilliant Or Likhne Wala Idiot"

Officer: Soldier, do

Officer: Soldier, do
you have change for
a dollar?
Soldier: Sure, buddy.
Officer: That''s no way to
address an officer! Now let''s try it again.
Soldier, do you have
change for a dollar?
Soldier: No, SIR ;->

''Kuch is tarah Usne

''Kuch is tarah Usne mujhe Bewakoof Bana Diya Faraz.....

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Ji Haan! Bilkul Isi Tarah.''

Elahi aj ye farman likh de,

Elahi aj ye farman likh de,
Har khushi sms parhnay wale k naam likh de,
Agar uski khushi k lye kisi ki jan chahiye,
tu us maut pay "PERVAIZ MUSHARAF" ka naam likh de.

Meri Shairi Me Itni Gehrai Hai,

Meri Shairi Me Itni Gehrai Hai,

Meri Shairi Me Itni Gehrai Hai,

Tum Sab ka Chance Phinish,

Kyun K,
Katreena Tumhari Parjhai Hai,

5 sardars & a girl

5 sardars & a girl were hanging below a helicopter on a resQ rope.

Pilot: One must leave bcoz of overload.

Girl: I''ll sacrifice.All sardars started clapping

HaHaHaHaHaHaHa

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