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Employer: ?In this job we need someone who is responsible.?
Applicant: ?I?m the one you want.
On my last job, every time anything went wrong,
they said I was responsible.?
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Two guys were
Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a Tiger who looked both hungry and
fast..
One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nike Shoes..
His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?"
I don''t have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. "I just have to run faster than you" :p ........
Pathan Born in JUNGLE
Pathan Born in JUNGLE is called SHER KHAN
born in WAR is BANDOOQ KHAN
Born in 0cean SAMANDAR KHAN
Born in garden GUL khan
&
when Born in a BUS New khan.
maantay hain lahore lahore
Maantay Hain Lahore Lahore Hai.
Par Karachi Uska Shauhar Hai.
Karachi Main Bhi Ek Lahore Hai.
Jiska Naam "Gulistan-e-Jauhar" Hai.
Eik bAr Eik kaNjos Ne
Eik bAr Eik kaNjos Ne Apne Dost kO MaryaL Ghora
Tohfay Mein Dia Magar Wo Ghora Usi Raat Mar gYa.
AgLy rOz kaNjoS Ne Dost ko pHonE kiA Aur Pocha kaHo GhorA kAiSA hAi tEz Dorta Hai Na
Dost Tanzia Andaz Mein kEhNy LaGa Han itNa tEz Dorta Hai k iS Dunya Se
Us Dunya Pohunch Gaya Hai. . //->
Muqadar mein "raat" ki neend nahi to kya howa
Muqadar mein "raat" ki neend nahi to kya howa "JAn|x"
Hum b muqadar ko choona laga kr din ko so jate hain...! ;->
perfect example for newtons 3rd law
Teacher:Tell me The perfect example for Newton''s 3rd law?
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Student:Every Time I open my Book,
My Eyes Close automatically..!
Love is the lady
Love is the lady But Don''t Touch The Body, If U Touch The Body, u Become a Daddy.
Please send
this msg
to
Ten boyz
&
Try To control
population...(,")(".)
W O M E N
W O M E N
IN SHORT...
So simple, yet so complex,
So weak, yet so powerful,
So confusing, yet so desirable,
So daming, yet so wonderful... WOMEN !
New Addition To The Periodic Table Of Element
New Addition To The Periodic Table Of Elements :
Element Name : WOMAN
Symbol : WO
Atomic Weight : DON''T EVEN DARE TO ASK .
Physical Properties : GENERALLY BOILS AT ANY THING & MAY FREEZ ANY TIME METLS WHENEVER TREATED PROPERLY
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES : VERY REACTIVE , HIGHLY UNSTABLE . Possesses Strong Affinity For Gold , Silver , Platinum , Diamond & Precious Stones.
Volatile When Alone
What''s Te Difference Between
What''s Te Difference Between Poison And Alcohol ... ???
If U Drink Alcohol
U Will Dance Around People
If U Drink Poison
People Will Dance Around You ;->
I love to walk in a rain
English Theory
"I love to walk in a rain because no one can see my tears"
Pakistani Theory
"Main barish main isliye chalta hon ta k daney mar jaye" ;->
man 1 i notice dat
Man 1- I notice dat Ur
wife is mostly in the
kitchen
Probably she loves
cooking many varieties
Man 2- No! Actualy our
Telefone connection is
in the kitchen ;->
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