Baap: Itne kum marks..??

Baap: Itne kum marks..??


Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!
  

May, 25 2010     141 chars (1 sms)     2393 views       Funny

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Doctor To A Kid:
Have You Ever Had
Trouble With
"Appendicitis" ?

Kid: Yes ... !

Doctor: When ... ?

Kid: When I Tried To
Spell It ... ;->
Warning . . . ! ! !










It''s A VIRUS













When U Turn Turn Your PHONE Off


It Won''t Work . . . ;->
Naanch Meri Bulbul To PAISA Milega
.
.
.
.
.
Kyonki Mere Paas RUPYE Nai Hai:)
Warid paish krta hai pehli bar aapke Mobile mein nahati hui larki


Aaj thand boht hai,

LARKI kal nahaye gi




WARID we care
Sultan Rahi:
Oye, mere boovay aggay potti kinnay kiti ae.....?


Mustafa Qureshi:
Tez aai c shoniya, nikal gai thaa kar k.... =P ;)
''ZAMANE KI DAR SE TERI TASVER KO TOILET MEY CHUPA KAR RAKA HY

WAH
WAH
WAH
WAH

AUR HO TERA DEDAR BAR BAR ES LEYEA JAMAL GHOTA RAKA HY''
Middle age starts
When
You have been warned to slow down,
Not by a motorcycle cop
But
By your doctor ... =P

Hope Samajh Gaye Ho Ge ;->
Customer : Waiter, there''s a dead beetle in my soup.Waiter : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.

Customer : Waiter, there''s a fly in my soup.Waiter : That''s all right, Sir, he won''t drink much.

Customer : Waiter, there''s a fly swimming in my soup.Waiter : So what! do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

Customer : Waiter, what''s the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?Waiter : I wouldn''t know, Sir, I''m a waiter, not a fortune teller.

Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.Waiter : Funny? But why aren''t you laughing?
Q:
“PIZZA HUT” Ka Opposite Kia Hota Hai. . . . ?

























Ans:

PIZZA HUTNA MAT . . . ;->
''Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha

Poocho Kyon.?






Bechara MBA kr k Paagal Ho Gya Tha, Apne Apko BRANCH MANAGER Samajhta Tha.!''
Girl:Papa,1 ladka mujhe 2 BAR I LOVE U bolA,

kya karu?


Fathr:Beta usse shadi kr le,

zindgi me agr dubara bolde to mera nam badal dena
Man 1- I notice dat Ur
wife is mostly in the
kitchen
Probably she loves
cooking many varieties

Man 2- No! Actualy our
Telefone connection is
in the kitchen ;->