Election Fever. . .

Election Fever. . .

1 Janaza Ja Raha Tha Bohat Se Log Sath Ja Rahe Thay

1 Pathan B Janaze K Sath Mil Gaya

Kisi Ne Kaha
“Kalma-e-Shahadat”

Pathan Bola: ZINDABAAD. . . ;->

May, 19 2010 188 chars (2 sms) 9001 views Funny

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dil lagi k liye college ka chakar

Dil Lagi K Liye College Ka Chakar He Mar Liya Karty Thy

"pApPu"

Bomb Patakhon Ne Ye Shugal Mela Bhi Band Karwa Diya... =P ;->

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Happy Loadshading...=P;->

aj me bohat udas hon

Aj me bohat udas hon koi mujy tang na kary

lykin me to kar sakhta hn na :-p

PATHAN to Doctor: Mujh ko 1 problem hy

PATHAN to Doctor:
Mujh ko 1 problem hy

DOCTOR:
Khy?

Pathan:
Baat krte waqt Aadmi
dikhaai nhi deta.

Doctor:
Esa Kab hota hay?

Pathan:
Phone krte waqt.

1 ch0te bache

1 ch0te bache ne darwaza kh0la aur apni behen k BOY FRND k0 dekh kar masumiat se b0la:
Aap r0z baji se milne aajate hai, Kia apki apni baji nai hai ;-)

Srdar Apni Grlfrnd K Sath Date

Srdar Apni Grlfrnd K Sath Date
K Liye Oil Mein Naha K Jata Hai
Gf: Ap Oil Mein Kiun Nahay?
Srdar: Meine Suna Tha K
Har Chiz Meezan Mein Achi Lagti Hai;->

What is a BEST and

What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says "YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends."

Love Is Second

Love Is Second Mistake Created By GOD

Off course GIRLS Are The First . . . ! ! !

But The Fact Is That

Both Are BEAUTIFULL . . . ;->

Har Yug Me Aisa Hota Hai,

Har Yug Me Aisa Hota Hai,
Har Student Ishq Me Khota Hai,
Padhayi Reh Jati Hai Sirf Dikhave Ki,
Aur Fir Haal-E-Dil Mark Sheet Par Bayan Hota Hai

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i got zero marks in exam

I Got Zero Marks in Exam.
So Check the Paper and Tell me I am right Na!

Q.1 What is Formula of Water?
Ans: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O (H to O).

Q.2 Till When 2nd World War was Fought?
Ans: From page 115 to page 120.

Q.3 Who Was Bhagat Singh?
Ans: Ajay Davegan, Bobby Deol.

Now Tel Me Who is Wrong,
Me or Teacher?:-)

Hamei tu Sms ne Loota

Hamei tu

Sms

ne Loota

Call

Main Kaha

Dum Tha

Mere

Sms

Waha Ponchay

Jaha Balance

Kam tha.

Why pakistan is in trouble

Why pakistan is in trouble ? Population: 16 crore
4 crore retired
3 crore in state govt don''t work
2 crore in school
2 crore under 5 year
2 crore unemployed
2 crore house wives
99,99,998 are any time in jail.
The balance is you & me. you are busy in checking SMS.

HOW can i handle pakistan alone?

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