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1 Janaza Ja Raha Tha Bohat Se Log Sath Ja Rahe Thay
1 Pathan B Janaze K Sath Mil Gaya
Kisi Ne Kaha
“Kalma-e-Shahadat”
Pathan Bola: ZINDABAAD. . . ;->
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ek adbi sher arz kia hai:
ek adbi sher arz kia hai:
meray kunwaiN se paani koi na bharay ~*~
sawaari apnay saaman ki khud hifazat keray
PAHELI Of THE DAY.
PAHELI Of THE DAY.
Insan khait mein POTTY karte waqt pehlay susu kdun karta hai.?
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Ta kay PADD martay waqt mitti na urray.
Teacher
Teacher : Hame Gariboon K Sath Hamesha Piyar K Sath Paish Ana Chahiye
Kid : Acha Ab Aya Samjh Main !!
Teacher : Kya
If Any Fat Girl Cross U...
If Any Fat Girl Cross U...
But Come Back 2 U At Listening Of Ur Whistle. . .
Th¡S Situation Iz Ca|LD. . . .
"GOLMAAL
RETURN"
Customer Shouted:
Customer Shouted:
"Waiter , Waiter !
There''s A Dead Fly In
My Soup ..."
waiter Replied:
"Oh No !
Who''s Going To Look
After His Family ..." ;->
''Teri be-Rukhi ka shikwa
''Teri be-Rukhi ka shikwa
main kis sy karon Dost..
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.Yahan her Dost kehta hai,
Tujse SET nahi ho rhi to Number mujhy de de.....
Our Friendship START
Our Friendship
START
Kya Dekh Rahe Ho
END Karne Ko Soch To
Encounter Ho Jayega
Chaaku dikha kar loot liya
Sardar:Kal raat mujhe ek admi ne chaaku dikha kar loot liya.
Dost:Par yaar tere pas to hamesha Pistol hota hai?
Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi warna wo bhi loot leta.
Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin
Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin
Duniya Samjh Rahi Thi, Neend Aagai Mujko
Shadiya Karo KASHISH Ki Tarah,
Lambi Umar Ho BAA Ki Tarah,
Rote Raho TULSI Ki Tarah,
Aur,
GADHO,
*Plus Band Karo Aur Insaan Bano
My Life Funda
My Life Funda
How 2 forget
love failure.
SMOKING ? no !
DRINKING ? no !
DRUGS ? no !
Then what..?
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JUST LOVE ANOTHER ONE!
Aaj tak tune koi aisa kaam kiya hai
Dad – aaj tak tune koi aisa kaam kiya hai jis se
mera sar uncha huaa ho ?
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Son – ek baar aapke sar ke niche takiya lagaya tha
bhul gaye..:P:P
''News: 3 Chimps
''News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message.''
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