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Election Fever. . .
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Election Fever. . .
Election Fever. . .
Election Fever. . .
1 Janaza Ja Raha Tha Bohat Se Log Sath Ja Rahe Thay
1 Pathan B Janaze K Sath Mil Gaya
Kisi Ne Kaha
“Kalma-e-Shahadat”
Pathan Bola: ZINDABAAD. . . ;->
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what is the diffrence b/w
what is the diffrence b/w Egyptians Mummies and Pakistani Mummies..?
Children are afarid of egyptians mummies.../
aNd
fathers are afraid of
pakistani mummies .../ ;->
www.killer.co
www.killer.com
...
Enter d name
U want 2 kill
...
ME..?
sure?
If yes
press down
....
Access Denied!
...
Target
is already killed by ur lovely smile:-)
Cutest Love Story
Cutest Love Story:
A Boy and Girl of Nursery class Kissing Each Other.
Suddenly Teacher Came.
Whats Happening?
Miss Isne Meri Vaseline Laga Li Thi.
Wapish Le Laha Tha. :-)
Larki [Memon Larke Se]
Larki [Memon Larke Se] Aaj Mujhe Kisi Bhat Hii Expensive Jaga Ghuma Lao ....
Memon Us Ko Petrol Pump Ghuma K Le Aaya ... ;->
Amazing Home Remedies
Amazing Home Remedies
A Mousetrap placed on
top of Ur alarm clock wl
prevent U from rolling over
n going back to sleep
after U hit the alarm off ..
Have a bad Tooth Ache ?
Smash Ur Thumb with a
Hammer n U wl 4get abt
the Tooth Ache ..
For High Blood Pressure
Sufferers:
Simply cut Urself n bleed
for a few minutes, thus
reducing Pressure in
Veins ..
If U ''ve Bad Cough ?
Take a large dose of
Jamal-Gota then U wl b
afraid to cough ... ;)
the hmuan mnid deos
The hmuan mnid deos
not raed evrey lteter
sarelpatay but a wrod
as a wlohe jsut keep
the frist and lsat
letetr at the rghit
pcale
Thhik aiagn !!! ;->
U may HaV 10 pEoPle 2 Talk
U may HaV 10 pEoPle 2 Talk
U may HaV 100 pEoPle 2 Care
U may HaV 1000 pEoPle 2 Love
BuT u HaV OnLy 1 Crazy frnd who always Disturbs U ne time
N Thats me ;->
Some times small things in l
Some times small things in life..
Hurt a lot...
if you don''t agree ..
with me ....
then ...
>>>>
try to sit ...
On a
COMMON PIN :)
Breaking News ...
Breaking News ...
Islamic Research Se Sabit Hua Hy k
"Murghi Haram Hy"
"Agar Chori Ki Ho Tou" ... ;->
What Is The Similarity
What Is The Similarity
B/w A Beautiful ,
Educated, Wise ,
Decent ,Loving And
Caring Wife
&
Osama Bin Ladin ... ???
Both Cannot Be
Found ... ;->
Q: Agar 1 door per
Q: Agar 1 door per kutta bhonk raha ho orr dosre door p biwi chilla
rahe ho tu ap pehle konsa door kholen g?
A: Kutte wala door coz kutta andar akar bhonkna band kar de g
A Lawyer Sent An
A Lawyer Sent An Overdue Bill 2 A Client
With A Note Tht Read:Dis Bill Is 1 Yr Old
By Return Mail The Lawyer Had His
Bill Back W/A Note Tht Read:Happy Birthday!
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