A man inserted an advertisement in the classified:
"Wife Wanted".
The next day he received a 100 letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You Can Have Mine." ;->
Happy World's Nice Persons Day! . . Ye Msg Un logon ko Send Karo jo is buri Dunya Main Rehtay Huye Bhi Nice Hain. . Maine Aapko Kar Diya. . . . Ghalti Se. Sorry. :-P