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shair ki bivi k sath kisi ne rape kia
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shair ki bivi k sath kisi ne rape kia
shair ki bivi k sath kisi ne rape kia
Jangle men shair ki bivi k sath kisi ne rape kia..
Shair ne sab jungle walo ko muqadmy k lie bulaya..
Sab se peechy 1 chooha b araha tha
Donkey ne poocha tum kidr ja rhy ho?
Choohay ne moncho pa hath pher kr kaha..
Tera bhai ka nam bhi aya hai... =D ;->
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May, 13 2010
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To Prove His LUV..
To Prove His LUV..
He Swam D DEEPEST Rivr!
Climbd D HIGHEST Mountin!
Crosd D HOTEST Desrt!
She-Divorcd Him...
Kabhi Ghar Pe To Hota Nhi Tha.
Punjabi Hajj Karne Geya
Punjabi Hajj Karne Geya Wapis Aya to Dost ne Pocha Shetan ko Kitne Pathar Mary…?
Punjabi: Rush He Ina C Pathar Marne Da Moka Hi Nai Milea, Par.. . . Galian Changian Kadd k Aya Wan….
she is kidding
She Is Kidding...
Sardar:
Translated Into Urdu...
"Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai" ... =D ;->
in foreign daughter:
In foreign Daughter:
Dad, I got married yesterday evening. I forgot to inform u.
Daddy: Its ok my child. But next time U shud invite me :-D
What Would U Call
What Would U Call The Most Beautiful Ant???
Chi-Kani...
:))
ooiy yaroo
ooiy yaroo
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.mery dil ki taroo
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.mery pearoo
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mery tabiedaroo
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.husan k parwanoo.
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ary oo dewanoo
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.mujhy kabi to jano
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jo be mily bacha osy kis karo
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.kia yaar kabi to mujhy mis karoo
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flert ko tum end karo
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mujhy kuch achay sy funy sms send karoo
agar tum mujh sey rutho
agar tum mujh sey rutho to batayon kaisay manayoon gha?
aa kar terey pass "ik kan k nechey lagaon gha"
Sentence With a Direct Object
Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.
Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.
Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?
Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)
in school canteenth
In School Canteen,There Was A Basket Of Apples With Notice Written :
"Don''t Take More Than 1, God Is Watching!"
A Little Further There Was A Box Of Choclates,
A Naughty Child Wrote:
"Take As Many As U Want. God Is Watching The Apples":-)!
itnay anmol hein k khareed na saka
Itnay anmol hein k khareed na saka koi hum ko Pappu
Heran-o-pareshan hein k ab IPL khelein to khelein kesay.;-)
app ko sil ki gahraioon se
app ko sil ki gahraioon se
fitay moun
Best beghairat of da
Best beghairat of da
Year nominees are
1:Bush from USA.
2:Krzai from Afghanistan.
3:Pervez Musharf from Pakistan
But
Award goes to
Asif zardari
From SINDH
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