shair ki bivi k sath kisi ne rape kia

Jangle men shair ki bivi k sath kisi ne rape kia..

Shair ne sab jungle walo ko muqadmy k lie bulaya..

Sab se peechy 1 chooha b araha tha
Donkey ne poocha tum kidr ja rhy ho?

Choohay ne moncho pa hath pher kr kaha..

Tera bhai ka nam bhi aya hai... =D ;->

May, 13 2010 270 chars (2 sms) 4347 views Funny

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MaiN GooNgA h00N

SahiL
ki
Geeli
Rait
par,

MaiNe
us
se
Poocha,

Tu
bolta
Q
nahi,

Wo
Palken
Jhuka
kar
Muskura
Diya,

Or..

Rait
per
Likha

.

.

MaiN GooNgA h00N... =P ;->

Tum Toh Chahte Ho

Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon

Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai''n
Tumhari Ho Jaye''n.

Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer''..

Dont give importance to MONEY

Dont give importance to MONEY

Bcz

It can give u

BED
but not SLEEP

BOOKS
But not BRAIN

CLOTHES
But not BEAUTY

LUXRIES
But not HAPPINESS

so

Transfer it to my account...

1 Arbi Bath Room Main Phone kar raha tha.

1 Arbi Bath Room Main Phone kar raha tha..

Pathan Ne sunna to Ander Ja Kar Khoob Mara Arbi ko..?

Logon Ne Pathan se Pocha kyn Mara hai..?

To Pathan Bola "Yeh Kambakht Bathroom Main Beth kar Tilawat Kar Raha tha"..:-)

Ek bhikari ne

Ek bhikari ne hotel me phone kiya-
.
1 pizza,1 plate biryani,1 plet rasmlai, bhej do.
.
Hotel- Kiske naam par bheje SIR?
.
.
.
.
Bhikari-Allah ke naam par!!

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Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,

Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,
Shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam

HamArE FLAG mEi Green CoLour MeAnz

HamArE FLAG mEi
Green CoLour MeAnz
"MusLiMz"

White CoLour MeAnz
"AmAn"

LeKiN

Phir B HamArE MuLk mEi AmAn nhi Hy

Q

K

AmAn k AndAr

"DandA"

jo DaLa huA hy. . . ;-

Interviewer:what is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Train Chali, Sardar Ji

Train Chali, Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye..

TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba Hai.

Sardar Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho ;->

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shair ki bivi k sath kisi ne rape kia

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