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shair ki bivi k sath kisi ne rape kia
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shair ki bivi k sath kisi ne rape kia
shair ki bivi k sath kisi ne rape kia
Jangle men shair ki bivi k sath kisi ne rape kia..
Shair ne sab jungle walo ko muqadmy k lie bulaya..
Sab se peechy 1 chooha b araha tha
Donkey ne poocha tum kidr ja rhy ho?
Choohay ne moncho pa hath pher kr kaha..
Tera bhai ka nam bhi aya hai... =D ;->
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May, 13 2010
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aray pen kh0 gaya warna kasam se
(Ghazal)
.
.
ArAy PeN kh0 gAyA WArnA kAsAM sE GhAzAL t0 GAzAb ki thi ChALo NeXT TiME...
flying papers mul
Flying papers ,
multi colours of balloon,
delicated blossom,
fantastic people,
love and laughter.
What it describes?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Girlfrnd Ko Aisa Kya
Girlfrnd Ko Aisa Kya Gift Dena Chaiye Jo Adha Wapas Mil Jaye?
Socho.
Socho.
Socho.
Socho.
Socho.
Socho.
Nahi Pata.
.
LIPSTICK.
>Sbse Cool? +Aap Ho >Sbse Smart?
>Sbse Cool?
+Aap Ho
>Sbse Smart?
+Aap Ho
>Sbse Sweet?
+Aap Ho
>Sbse Achay?
+Aap Ho
oh hello Zyda khush Mat ho Msg Mujhko Aaya Tha!
Apko to Sirf Perhaya hai..
Sardar:Begum aaj chicken
Sardar:Begum aaj chicken
bohut maze ki bani hai kia
koi khaas masala lagaya hai ?
Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghi jal gai
thi wo main ne BURNOL laga di thi.
Reality Of OUR COUNTRY
Reality Of OUR COUNTRY
Most of the 1st class passed students get... technical seats; Some become Doctors & some become Engineers.
The 2nd class passed
students pass MBA & become Administrator & control the 1st class.
The 3rd class passed students enter in to Politics & become Minister & control both.
Last but not least
The failure joins
"UNDERWORLD"
&
Control all the Above
Na ghabhra teree b sunee jaye ghee pyare,
Na ghabhra teree b sunee jaye ghee pyare,
wah wah
Na ghabhra teree b sunee jaye ghee pyare,
"Lado k lashkarey jaghmagh kapdey saarey"
Raat Bhar Wo i Nhi
Raat Bhar Wo i Nhi
Hum Hila Hila Ker So
Gaye;
Jo i Nhi Light Thi,
Aor
Jo Hila Rahay Thy Wo
Pankha Tha,
Tum bi na yar kya kya
Sochtay ho?
Joe-How Long Have U Been Working Here?
Joe-How Long Have U Been Working Here?
Jack-Ever Since My Boss Threatened To Fire Me!
ke 3 din select karta Hun
Makan Malik-Mai tumko kiraya dene
k liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hu
Std-Theek hai ji,
Main
Diwali
Holi
Or
Chrismas
ke 3 din select karta Hun
RAJUS''s wife-agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
RAJUS''s wife-agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
RAJU-main TV aur paper me add dunga ki jaha kahi bhi ho.....KHUSH RAHO
An Accountant
An Accountant
Is A Person
Who Looks At A Girl
Measuring
36-28-36
And
Simply Sayz
"100" ... :p ;->
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