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shair ki bivi k sath kisi ne rape kia
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shair ki bivi k sath kisi ne rape kia
shair ki bivi k sath kisi ne rape kia
Jangle men shair ki bivi k sath kisi ne rape kia..
Shair ne sab jungle walo ko muqadmy k lie bulaya..
Sab se peechy 1 chooha b araha tha
Donkey ne poocha tum kidr ja rhy ho?
Choohay ne moncho pa hath pher kr kaha..
Tera bhai ka nam bhi aya hai... =D ;->
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May, 13 2010
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memon 0r sunao thand
Memon 0r sunao thanda piyo ge ya garam?
Mehman:thanda or garam dono!
Memon:jao shazia ek glass fridge se or ek glass geezr se pani la do... :p ;->
I know U Are So So So
I know
U Are
So So So
BuSy
But
For
3 seconds Think Of Me
1
2
3
Feeling Sweet Na . . .
Now Reply ME To Feel he Same . . . ;->
Teacher:
Teacher:
Bare hokr kiya bano gye?
Pathan:
Mera bap kehta hy jtna marzi parh, wo nahi ban sakta jo chahta hy.
Teacher:
Kiya banna chahty ho?
Pathan
"LADY DOCTOR"
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GIRL:Ye pyar kya hota hy?
TEACHR:Jb tum bari ho kar achi bachi banogi to tumhe B 1 pyar karnewala milega
GIRL:Achi na bani to?
TEACHR:To bht sarey milenge
an idea can change ur life
AN IDEA CAN CHANGE UR LIFE
But,
A woman can change your IDEA..
So,
Always change
Women
to change
IDEA(S)
WHAT AN IDEA
''Woh Kya Hane Mere Dil Pe kya Guzri Us Waqt "FARAZ"
''Woh Kya Hane Mere Dil Pe kya Guzri Us Waqt
"FARAZ"
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Jab Usne Meri Taraf Dekha Aur Boli,
Excuse Me!
Ye Naak Wala Rumaal Aapka Hai? :-)''
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Akhir kya he ye SMS??
S = SUB
M= MIL ker
S = SOCHO:-)
Agr spiderman PAKISTAN mai bnti
Agr spiderman PAKISTAN mai bnti
to us ka nam kya hota...
Zra socho
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Phr socho
"JAALAY wala GUJJAR" :-D
Teacher : "
Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
aik aurat
1 Aurat Aadhi Raat Ko Qabar Pr Baithi Thi
Musafir Ne Pocha: Darr Nhi Lgta?
Aurat: Lo Is Me Da
e Ki Kya Baat Hy
Andar Garmi Thi Is Liye Bahir Bethi Hon =P =D
Woh ye keh kar meri saari
''Woh ye keh kar meri saari 7UP pee gaya Faraz.....
Tu meri adhuri pyaas pyaas, Tu aagai Man ko raas raas''
din raat sms kr kr k
Din raat SmS kr kr k aisa kr dia tUm ny pappU,
Ghar ki ghanti bajny pr b mobile utha leta hon... ;->
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