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shair ki bivi k sath kisi ne rape kia
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shair ki bivi k sath kisi ne rape kia
shair ki bivi k sath kisi ne rape kia
Jangle men shair ki bivi k sath kisi ne rape kia..
Shair ne sab jungle walo ko muqadmy k lie bulaya..
Sab se peechy 1 chooha b araha tha
Donkey ne poocha tum kidr ja rhy ho?
Choohay ne moncho pa hath pher kr kaha..
Tera bhai ka nam bhi aya hai... =D ;->
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Rs 60/- per day
Rs 60/- per day is wasted in smoking, which could be used to feed a hungry man in india.
So lets keep smoking, marne do saalon ko !
PAKISTAN ZINDABAD!
The Dentist To The Little Kid ...
The Dentist To The
Little Kid ...
'''' What Kind Of Filling
Would You Like For
Your Tooth ? ''''
'''' Chocolate, Please ... ''''
Kid Replies Innocently ;->
Hazrat Alama IQBAL Ny Apni
Hazrat Alama IQBAL Ny Apni
Zindagi K 50 Sal Laga K
Hamari Soi Hoi Qoam Ko Jagaya.
.
.
Laikin Ab Yeh Kaam
Wapda Waly Hr 50
Mint K Baad Kar Rahy Hain....
Sardar: i love u ka kya matlb ha?
Sardar: i love u ka kya matlb ha?
Girl. Main tm se pyar krti hn.
Sardar:Aj kal ki lrkyan bari bsharam hn 1 baat ka mtlab poocha free he ho gayi..!
Hum kabhi aapse khafa nahi hote,
Hum kabhi aapse khafa nahi hote,
Pyar ke rishte bewafa nahi hote,
Aap bhale hume bhulakar KHANA KHA LO...
HUM Aapko Yaad kiye bina PANI BHI NAHI PETE !!
Suraj hua maddham,
Suraj hua maddham,
Chand jal ne laga,
Aasma yeh hai,
Kyo pighal ne laga,
Main tehra raha,
zameen chal ne lagi,
Kya yeh mera pehla, pehla pyaar hai?
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Yeh pyar nahi-earthquake hai bhaag!
paad maar dia aur kaha
1 Din Zindagi Ne Mujh Se Poocha:
Tum Apne Dost k 7 Kab Tak Rehna Chahty Ho ?
?
Mene 1 " PAAD " Maar Dia Aur Kaha:
Jab Tak Tum Is Ko Pakar
Na Lo =P ;)
Yunhi mazaq mazaq main
Yunhi mazaq mazaq main hm ganjey ho gae faraz!
Najaney kon hamarey
shampoo main veet daal gaya...= p ;->
1frnd: Yar Shadi K 10 Sal B
1frnd: Yar Shadi K 10 Sal B
Meri Mohabbat Ki Garmi
Me Koi Fark Nahi Aaya
2frn: O Really
1frnd: Yes Ye Alag Bat Hai K Meri Wife
Ko Meri Grlfrnd Ka Pata Chal Jaye
Toh Wo Mera Khoon Pee Jaye.
Shadi Se Pehle Larka:
Shadi Se Pehle Larka:
"Darling! Tum Nahi Tu Mein NAhi Aur MAin NAhi Tu TUm Nahi "
Shadi K Baad Larka:
"Aaj Ya Tu NAhi Ya Main NAhi... ;->
God has given Eyes:
God has given Eyes: To look at U. Hands: To pray for U. Mind: To remember U. Heart : To love U. And And Legs: To kick u if u 4get me.
The sun makes Moon shine.
The sun makes Moon shine.
Electricity Makes Bulbs shine.
Wax makes Candle shine.
But what makes you shine......
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