shair ki bivi k sath kisi ne rape kia

Jangle men shair ki bivi k sath kisi ne rape kia..

Shair ne sab jungle walo ko muqadmy k lie bulaya..

Sab se peechy 1 chooha b araha tha
Donkey ne poocha tum kidr ja rhy ho?

Choohay ne moncho pa hath pher kr kaha..

Tera bhai ka nam bhi aya hai... =D ;->

May, 13 2010 270 chars (2 sms) 3674 views Funny

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a day will come

A Day Will Come . . .

When the whole world will, CELEBRATE:

YOUR NAME

YOUR FAME

YOUR PERSONALITY

YOUR THOUGHTS

YOUR VIEWS

But keep in mind,

April Fool comes once a year.

Congratulations!

It''s Gonna B Ur Day After 4 Days JAn|x . . . :p ;->

whAt is uRs'' bUt u dOnt uSe iT..!

whAt is uRs'' bUt u dOnt uSe iT..!

think..!
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.dOnt giVe uO...U sTill hAv A lOt Of t|me...!
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k...i''ll tell u...!

iT''s uR brAin....tRying tO scrOll dOwn bUt nOt uSinG uR brAin :->

Who Played The Double

Who Played The Double Role In Film "Sholay"........?
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King George
Aray Wohi Jo Amitabh K Coin k Dono Side Pe Tha....... :)

Jo log chand niklnay

Jo log chand niklnay ka intezar kar rahy hain
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PAthAn 2 BosS

PAthAn 2 BosS: MErE GhAr 12wAn BAchA pedA hoNE wALA hy
LihAzA MEri TAnkhwAh bArhAi jAyE!

BoSS: YAAr MEri bAAt suNo MAiN ApNi FActory ChALAon yA TuMhAri... ;->

acca is still tough

GooD NEWS:
ACCA Exams wil now b only OBJECTIVE TYPE

Example:

3+3=?

Options:

a. 6

b. Six

c. VI

d. 6.0

Moral:

ACCA is still TOUGH.

Molvioun ki 1 bus ja rahi thi

Molvioun ki 1 bus ja rahi thi
Ek molvi sahb ne kaha k ""jahan koi larki nazar aye to
Astagfirullah prho!
Achank ek molvi sahib
Astagfriullah bola
Baqi bole

Kithay?
Kithay?
Kithay?

Aap Ki Chahat Ki Qadar Kartay Hay,

Aap Ki Chahat Ki Qadar Kartay Hay,

Salam Aap Ki chahat Ki Nazar Kartay Hay,

Jo Kartay Hay Wafa Hum Say,

Jaan Apni Hum Un Ki Nazar Kartay Hay.

Lo0gon ki beghairtian

Lo0gon ki beghairtian to check kro
zara. . .
PAppu

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The Dentist To The
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'''' What Kind Of Filling
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Your Tooth ? ''''

'''' Chocolate, Please ... ''''
Kid Replies Innocently ;->

chiLL maro Or JungLi bn k rahO

Soft Speech
Pure Heart
Peaceful Eyes
Strong Hands
Focused Mind &Determined Decision
Always Make U

"BoRinG"...!!!

So,chiLL maro Or JungLi bn k rahO! ;-)

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shair ki bivi k sath kisi ne rape kia

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