Gal: Is

Gal: Is
Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi
  

May, 22 2010     151 chars (1 sms)     3070 views       Funny

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Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"WIFE" & "MOTHER"

SANTA:
Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With
Our
"WIFE
God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more……this is call as
“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…”
Mobile & Mobil Oil
Me Kya Same Hai?







Dono Ka Kharcha Insaan Ki Kamar Tor Deta Hai.
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.
Pathan:aaj hum nay paani ko ullu bana dia…
Friend:wo kaise…??
Pathan:o yara!
Subha hum nay pani garam kia
or
thanday pani sey naha lia
Dentist : "Iam sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you Rs 250 for pulling your boy''s tooth."
Woman: "Rs 250! Why? You said you charged only Rs 50 for such work!"
Dentist: "Yes, but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the clinic ;->


Husband: agr tm india me hoti to wha log zror tmhari pooja krty,
Wife:kya me husan ki devi jesi lgti hn?
.
.
.
.
.
Husband:
Nhi yar,
kali mata lgti ho.. =P ;->
English Cricket Team Is A Weird Pack...
The Thinnest Guy In The Team Is Called BROAD,
The Ugliest Is Called SWANN,
The Guy Behind The Wickets Is Called PRIOR,
The Guy Whose Father Is John Is Called PETER SON,
The Guy Whose Father Is Luke Is Called ANDER SON,
The Slowest Fielder Is TROTT.
But They Got One Right :
The Guy Not Making Any Noise With The Bat Is Called BELL... =P =D
Thought of the day:

"if u help a gal when she is in problem,she vil always remember u only when she is in problem again..!!"
Y did Shahrukh khan change his luk evrytime he tried a new watch..?















Coz "HAR GHARI BADAL RAHI HAI ROOP ZINDAGI" . . . ;->
Dil mai app,

Ankhön mai app,

Sansøø mai app,

Har jaga app hi app,

Na jane kab hogi hamari zindagi















"JARASEEM"
se pak... =P ;->


Tu Hay Harjai To Apna Bhi Yehi Toar Sahi . . . ! !

Tu Nahin Aur Sahi, Aur Nahin, Aur Sahi . . . ;->