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Motorcycle wala: Sir Meray papers to Complete hen!
Phir Chalaan Kyn?
Police: Beta Double Sawaari Khul gai he
or Tu Single
ja raha hai.
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May, 25 2010
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Lady Secretary: "Sir, It‘s ur wife‘s call. . .
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She Wants To Kiss U On The Phone. . . "
Boss: "I''m Busy. . . .
U May Take The Message & Pass It On To Me, Later. . . " ;->
A beggar meets another beggar.
A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software
engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???
So, Which Platform are you Working on ???
''Allah kisi ko mobile na de,
''Allah kisi ko mobile na de,
Agar de to usme sms ka system na de.
System de to balance naa de,
Agar balance de
to 10-12 sms karne ka hosla bhi de.''
when we throw a ball in the air
when we throw a ball in the air why does it come down?
no Physics answers
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bcoz no one is there up 2 catch the ball:-DB-):-)
girlz college mai te
Girlz college mai teacher ne kaha:
"Agar aap koi lafz 3 baar dohraenge tu woh aapka hojaye ga,,,,,"
Saari larkian kehne lagi...
"hAmY"
"hAmY"
"hAmY"
Silly Gurlz... ;->
Its So Common To HEar...
Its So Common To HEar...
How Are You ?
What Are You Doing ?
Howz Your Day??
ANy Plan ?
So I Thought To Ask
Something Different
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Potty Kar Lii ??? ;P
What''s the name of the girl who is Small and has a Small Heart??
What''s the name of the girl who is Small and has a Small Heart??
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"Asha"
Coz...
Dil Hai Chota Sa ...Choti Se Asha*
1 Sardar ko TERA BHAI
1 Sardar ko TERA BHAI kehne ki boht aadat thi,
SHadi ki raat apne room me gya or Dulhan ka Ghoonghat utha k bola,
"KAISA LAG RAHA HAI
TERA BHAI".......:-)
Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge,
Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge,
Tere jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge,
Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna,
Ek kaan k niche denge or rone bhi nahie denge
yaaar tv chck kr b
Yaaar T.V chck Kr
Parvez Musharraf Ne Duubara Wardi ChahrhaLi Hy
Ek Aur Bana Dya
Happy April Fool In Advance ;->
If Some1 Asks Me
If Some1 Asks Me Wat Is Humanity,
I Wud Sit Next To U
Pull U Close To Me
Put My Arms Around U
And
Say Proudly
LOVING ANIMALS
That''s Humanity :P ;->
abrbrshortbrb
A
SHORT
LOVE STORY :
Somebody Proposed U
U
Said
"not interested"
And in this way
Somebody
Lived a
Happy life forever.
ha ha ha
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