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Motorcycle wala: Sir Meray papers to Complete hen!
Phir Chalaan Kyn?
Police: Beta Double Sawaari Khul gai he
or Tu Single
ja raha hai.
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May, 25 2010
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YeH arZoO hAi mErI
YeH arZoO hAi mErI yEh iLTaJa hAi yARoO
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Jidhar KESC Wale Dikhe Chappal Utha Ke MAroo :p
Aaj kal Molvi b 2 Qism k ho gaye hain
Aaj kal Molvi b 2 Qism k ho gaye hain.
1 Banda Bus me 1 Molvi ko deikh kr darty darty pochta hy,
"Molvi sab,
ap Darood waalay Molvi ho,
ya Barood waalay.";-)
I Looked
I
Looked
4
U
Up
Down
Left
Right
Here
There
Everywhere
just
2
sprAy
MORTEIN.... ;->
if they get
if they get together then y willl they become social workers?
if they be together they united
n to unite wid saif....will make the ...UNISAIF(unicef)
Father asked beti:
Father asked beti:
“Tum bari ho ker kia karo gi?”
Beti:”
Maa banun gi,
study karon gi,
shari karon gi,
bus or kia?”
Mom:”Beti jo marzi kerna per zara tarteeb seedhi rakhna”;-)
Zara sochoo .
Zara sochoo .. agar SMS recieve karne k paise lagte to kaya hota??
to ..Aap jaise log mera khoon karne ka plan bana chuke hote !!
College is for knowledge
College is for knowledge
knowledge is for life.
life is for wife and wife is a knife which cut ur life so never choose ur wife in college life,,;->
Fizayen Kehti hain Pyaar kro
Fizayen Kehti hain Pyaar kro
Baharain kehti hain Aankhain Chaar kro
Magar Ghar walay kehte hain
Abhi Umar kam hai beta
PehLe B.COM tu Pass kro
Tere ghum me tarap kar mar jayengay
Tere ghum me tarap kar mar jayengay,
mar gye to tera nam lejayengay,
rishwat de k tujhe b uper bulayengay,
tm uper ao gay to 7 beth k kurkure khayen gay;-)
mental Hospital ki
mental Hospital ki Opreation Thearter main.
Opretion Thearter........
saman Mojod................
.Doctore mojod.........
..................Nurs Mojod.....
Magar...
Pagal.....
SMS Parny main Masroof ......HAhahahahahahahhaha
Every night we go to bed,
Every night we go to bed,
we have no assurance to get up alive the next morning
but still we have plans for the coming day
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that’s Hope..!!!
2 Sardars lookin
2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1:Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case hai.
Sardar2: Aaho,
truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760
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