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Motorcycle wala: Sir Meray papers to Complete hen!
Phir Chalaan Kyn?
Police: Beta Double Sawaari Khul gai he
or Tu Single
ja raha hai.
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May, 25 2010
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Saala movie bana raha hai.
Hum to apni hi shadi may bacchiyan taar rahay thay papPu...
Hamain kya pata tha k Saala movie bana raha hai... ;->
Mr.Choha Aur Mrs Choha Resturant Gain,
Mr.Choha Aur Mrs Choha Resturant Gain,
Mr.Choha Ne Waiter Ko Order Diya
Malai Potty
Shahi Potty
Karahi Potty
Mix Potty
Per Dekho Piyaaz Mut Dalna
Bahut Smell Ati Hain
Mummy Dady and Baby sitting Together,
Mummy Dady and Baby sitting Together,
.
Q?
.
Taa K
Mummy Dady Se,
Dady Baby Se,
Baby Mummy Se,
Dady Mummy Se,
Baby Dady Se,
ZONG k Baghair Bhi Baat Kar Saken. :-)
A sardar ji pulled
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !
Bhai Call me fast aik
Bhai Call me fast aik bt krni hai zaruri. W8ng
Malom tha kanjos Nechay aa jayga par call nhi karyga.
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Yeh keh kr chor gya rani ko raja,
Wah wah
Yeh keh kr chor gya Rni ko Raja,
double sawari ty pabandi ay tu cycle ty aa ja....!
Bv: Shadi se pehle
Bv:
Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the!
Husband:
Ab waqt badal gaya hy
Bv:
Phir b ''JAANI'' koi sher kehdo!
Husband:
lo sunO
Jane jigar janeman
90 kilo tera wazan
Tu jo gir jaye mujh par
Mar jaonga me sanam...:-)
Teacher told all student
Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!
''"""wo aksar mujh sy kaha
''"""wo
aksar
mujh
sy
kaha
karty
thy?
"TUMHAIN
APNA BANA KAR HI CHORENGY."
us
nay
bilkul
aisa
hi
kiya???
""APNA BANAYA
OR
CHOR DIYA...''
Aik jagah se
Husban: Darling! tum mujhe aik jagah se boht achi lagti ho.
Wife(khush ho k): Kahan se?
Husband: dooooooooooooor se...
Ek haseena par nigahain tehri thi,
Ek haseena par nigahain tehri thi,
uski aankhein jheel se bhi gahri thi,
thak gaya mei apne pyar ka ijhar karte-karte,
tab pata chala yaar wo to behri thi..
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