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Motorcycle wala: Sir Meray papers to Complete hen!
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Police: Beta Double Sawaari Khul gai he
or Tu Single
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May, 25 2010
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Kal Shab Jo Dehka Khawab
Kal Shab Jo Dehka Khawab Jo Me Sotay Me..
Ho Ho...
Kal Shab Jo Dehka Khawab Jo Me Ne Sotay Me...
Kisi Kuttay Ko Mar Diya JOOTA,,,,
"BUSH" Ke Dohkay Me..!!
Shadi k Doosre Din Beti apni maa Se:
Shadi k Doosre Din Beti apni maa Se:
Aj meri Unse Laraei Ho gai,
Maa: Beta Shadi me Jhagry toh Hote Rehte hain.
Beti: Wo toh Thik hy Par Ab Lash ka kya kren?
Shohar:
Shohar: Ye Tum Mujh Ko Bhary Bazar Main "A.G"
Kyoun Kehti Ho?
Biwi: Ab Bhary Bazar Main
"Abhy Ghady"
Kahoun Gi To Kya Acha Lagay Ga... :P ;->
Mera Dost
Mera Dost
Sunday K Din Jhakas
Nazar Ata He
Mera Dost
Sunday K Din Jhakas Nazar Ata He
Or Aye B Q Na Vo Sirf Isi Din To Nahata He
Yaad Kere Hain Tumhain Tanhai Main
Yaad Kere Hain Tumhain Tanhai Main
Dil Dooba Hai Ghamo''n Ki Tanhai Main
Humain Na Dhonndo Dunya Ki Parchai Main
Hum Milenge Tumhain Tumhari Girlfriend Ki Razai Main . . .
HaPpY WiNtEr. . .
''Jis tarha heere ko
''Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai... Sone ko sona katta hai...Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega...''
BRUCE LEE Was A Great Man..
BRUCE LEE Was A Great Man..
But After His Sister Gave Birth To A Baby He Became An Ordinary Man
Why?
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Coz He Became MAMU LEE.
What Do U Call
What Do U Call A Dog With No Legs . . . .? ? ?
Don''t Matter What U Call Him, He Can''t Bite U . . . ;->
Apko ek Cheez sikhatay hain!
Apko ek Cheez sikhatay hain!
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Sabar kaise karte hain :) :)
Khat likh raha hoon khoon s
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat sanajhna. Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat samajhna. Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha Mera mat samajhna.
us gali sy is wajah
Us Gali Sy Is Wajah Se Jana Chor Dia "Pappu"...!!!
Wo Kameeney Nokia.1100 Bhi Cheen Letey Hain... ;->
Teacher: “I killed a person”
Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.
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