(Pak traffic police)

(Pak traffic police)
(Pak traffic police)

Motorcycle wala: Sir Meray papers to Complete hen!
Phir Chalaan Kyn?

Police: Beta Double Sawaari Khul gai he
or Tu Single
ja raha hai.
  

May, 25 2010     164 chars (2 sms)     3236 views       Funny

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How come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up. . .


Hum ne tanhai may b tum ko chaha hay "paPpu"...



warna log to tanhai mein nargis ki cd dekhtay hai... ;->
Urdu Ki Pehli Book...1947

Alif...Annar
By....Bakry
Py....Pankha
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Urdu Ki 1st Book 2008.

Alif...Aataa
By....Bijli
Py....Petrol
God made a daylight n is called Sun, God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun, God made a nightlight n is called Moon, God made a U and is called Cartoon.
What is Love???




The force that makes two people sit in the middle of the bench when there is alot of space on the sides of it . . . ;->
Muskurate Chehre Ko Rula Dete Hain Log


Khuloos-e-Ulfat Ki Kuch Aisi Saza Dete Hain Log



Barha K Baal Baghlo''n K


Haath Utha Utha K Sungha Dete Hain Log . . . ;->



Kal Shab Jo Dehka Khawab Jo Me Sotay Me..

Ho Ho...

Kal Shab Jo Dehka Khawab Jo Me Ne Sotay Me...

Kisi Kuttay Ko Mar Diya JOOTA,,,,

"BUSH" Ke Dohkay Me..!!
The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...



























"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->
Once an angle came up to me & granted me a wish. I asked for "world
peace". That''s impossible, he said. Then I asked himto give u
brains. He said "Let me try world peace"
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 1.O bunty k pappa
Yr 1.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 1.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
How 2 catch squirrels?
It''s simple
Just climb a tree & sit
Squirrels will come in search of U
U know Y?
''Coz They Love NUTS!!


Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!

Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!

Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you!
:D