(Pak traffic police)

(Pak traffic police)
(Pak traffic police)

Motorcycle wala: Sir Meray papers to Complete hen!
Phir Chalaan Kyn?

Police: Beta Double Sawaari Khul gai he
or Tu Single
ja raha hai.
  

May, 25 2010     164 chars (2 sms)     2261 views       Funny

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In which case-MAN start Swetting

in 10 mins & WOMAN wan 2 go On & On..



Think..


shopping
Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
Sardar was driving a
jeep in a jungle...

Tourist: How do you
escape if a Lion Comes
now?

Sardar:Give the
indicator right and turn
left !
7:30- coffee
9:30- breakfast
12:30- juice
2:30- lunch
4:30- tea
6:00- snacks
9:30- dinner


time time pe khana malum hai..
bas msg time pe karna malum nahi
meri ankhon mein basa hai tu,
meri dharkano mein racha hai tu,




huuuunnnnnn

In sab batoon pe kar raha hai yaqeen,
ab khud soch kitna bada ghadha hai tu
Imagine...

Urself in a boat,
which is sinking...

Sharks all around u...

Wat can u do 2 save urself???




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Very simple...







Stop imAgininG.../ :P
A man, who surrenders when he is wrong, is honest.

A man who surrenders when not sure, is wise.

A man who surrenders even if he''s right, is a husband. (",)

I Feel u Every Day









I Miss U Every Day









I Enjoy U Every Day









I Love U Every Day









Because










“Every Day”
Is The Best Milk For Tea . . . ;->
Why do men like love at first sight


Because he knows its all over as soon as she opens her mouth


Piyarey
Or
Aziz dosto..

ASLAM O ALAIKUM..!























Bas Salam kar ke
10 nekiyan laini thi,
ab apna kam karo... ;->
Sardar ji Agar Ap ki Wife Ko Bhoot Utha Ley Jayein Tou Ap Kya Karein gey ??


Sardarje: Mein Kia Karna Hai,Galti Bhoot Ki Hay,,,


Ab Bhugtey.....
''In this time of no sugar
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My sweet sms for your Evening Tea,mix it in your Tea and Take sugar-Candy Tea-
its free :)''