Pyar K Season

Pyar K Season
Pyar K Season Me Apne LOVE GURU Se Janiye Kitna Gehra Hai Ap Dono Me Pyar!!


Type LOVE SpaceSpace Send It To Ur Father''s Number.
He WilL Tel U Everything.
  

May, 18 2010     161 chars (2 sms)     3054 views       Funny

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Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.
Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.

Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.

Afridi Ne Ball Ka Thread (Dhaga) Daant Se Kyon Kaata?

Guess?

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Afridi Ne Ye Prove Kar Diya K.

Pakistan Main MOCHI(Cobbler) Ka Kaam Sirf Pathan Kar Sakta Hai. :-)

The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is...















A Bomb Should Have

Fallen Instead Of

An Apple On NEWTON .. ;-) ;-)
''Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.''


Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.
Thought of the day:
“if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she will always remember u
only when she is in problem again..!!”


Yaar Tum Se Ye Umeed
Nhi Thi
Tum Ne Ye Kehte Waqt
Kuch Tou Socha Hota
Aakhir Tum Ko Zarurat Hi
Kia Thi k Tum Mere
Bary Me Logo''n ko Ye
Btao k












I m So Sweet ;->
Why do we fall in love?
Experience ki kami.
Why do we break off love?
Patience ki kami.
den y do v want 2 fall in luv again
Dimag ki kami!
I Saw A Dream Last Night That All Angels Had Died. . . .

Plz Give Me A Message . . .

That U''re Still In The World . . . :->
You are a DOG…
D = Darling
O = Of
G = Girls
Now u r smiling na?
Am i right??
Tu sach mein kutta hai
1 charsi dosre se
Abe tere ko pata hai
BHARAT
or
HINDUSTAN
men JUNG chir gai

Dosra charsi
abe shukar hai apna

INDIA
beech men nahi aya....;-)