Pyar K Season

Pyar K Season
Pyar K Season Me Apne LOVE GURU Se Janiye Kitna Gehra Hai Ap Dono Me Pyar!!


Type LOVE SpaceSpace Send It To Ur Father''s Number.
He WilL Tel U Everything.
  

May, 18 2010     161 chars (2 sms)     2320 views       Funny

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Why Pakistani Girls Are Not In Sport?


Only 10% Girls Play Games Like
Tennis, Chess, Carrom Etc


Bcoz 90% Girls Are Playing With
Boys....


Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .

Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?

Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..


Bruce Lee''s
Favorite
Vegetable=Mu-Lee
Festival=Diwa-Lee
Actres=Sona-Lee
Music=Qawa-Lee
Film=Coo-Lee
Animal=Bil-Lee
Brain=Urs
Why ?













Kha-Lee ... ;->
I Wish Someday I Can Spend
My All Waking Moments With You
And I Don’t Have To Hate Missing You.:(
what will himesh say to magnify a picture..?







Zara Zoom Zoom... ;->
''Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat
Sweet words r nice 2 say
But sweet people r really hard 2 find
My goodness, how da hell did u manage 2 find me!''


Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

1 Aadmi Doosre Aadmi Se :

"Bhai Ye Khushi Kia Hoti Hy ???"


Doosra Aadmi:


"Pata Nahi Bhai Meri Tou Jawani Main Hi shaadi Ho Gayi Thi ..."
What does a buffalo produce during an Earth Quake?

A: Milk Shake


Jaante Ho Raat Me Maza Kab Aata Hai?

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Jab Kisi Sote Hue Ko Jaga Kar Pucha Jaye

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So Rahe Ho Kya??
Telephone Ki Ghanti Bajti Hy

Receiver: Kon ?

Caller: Me Chaudry

Receiver: Zaleel , Kameenay , Ghatya Insaan

Caller : Meri Gall Te Suno Main "CYCLE WALA" Chaudry Nahi . . .
Aaj ki khas khas khabroon main khusamdeed.Aj ki taza khaber:Good morning and have a nice day.Aur ab tafseel:Aaj bhi sms ki baarish jaari rahe gi,call anay ka b imkan hai aur mis cals k badal b any ki tawaqa hai.Aaj poray din bar bar vibration k jhatkay lagtay rahain gay.Shukria.