Pyar K Season

Pyar K Season
Pyar K Season Me Apne LOVE GURU Se Janiye Kitna Gehra Hai Ap Dono Me Pyar!!


Type LOVE SpaceSpace Send It To Ur Father''s Number.
He WilL Tel U Everything.
  

May, 18 2010     161 chars (2 sms)     2910 views       Funny

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Musharaf Teen (3) Cheezon Sy Buhut Parishan Hay.


No:1 Long March


No:2 Nawaz Sharif

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So Simple

Apun K Sms Se !
Ghajani effect
"A Boy opens his tiffin box on the road"


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He wanted 2 check,
Whether he was going to school or coming back.
Ek Aur Killing sMS

Killing sMs





Naalayakon

Mein sMs Ka Khoon Kar Raha Hun Aur Tum Log

Sirf Scrol Kiye Jaa Rahe Ho !!!

Dusht , Paapi Rakshasi Daitya !!!
Main kitna tum py marta hun,
Aur kitni Mohabat krta hon.

Bas ik shikayt hai tum sy,
Main jab bhi perhnay lagta hon.

Tum chupky sy ajati ho,
Aur aky mujhy behkati ho.

Na jany kiya smjhati ho,
Aur apny pass bulati ho.

Yeh soch zra,
Ae mairi jaan!

Kuch kaam bhi hai is duniya ke,
Har waqt ki chahat theek nahi.

Aghosh teri to phir bhi sahi,
Lekin yeh waqt hai perhny ka.

Ja aj mujhy tu perhnay dy,


Ae NEEND..!
Mujhy kuch krny Dy.
Kia aap k0 pata hay ??


B00ks samnay rakh kar b na perh panay wali bemari ka nam kia hay ??



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"BE-GAIRTI'''':-):-o

Boy Frnd,Girl Frnd Sim Conection K Hisab Se

Jazz B/F:Hello Darling
Lrki:Or Sunao

U.Föne B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun
Lrki:Tum Hi To Ho

Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun
Lrki:Sub Keh Do
Tlnr B/F:Kya Hr Lrki Bewfa Hy
Lrki:Yhi Hy Dhun Sb Ki

Warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra.
Lrki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy When U Zem It.
Wife, pointing at a couple next door, says 2 her husband: "Look at him he kisses her all the time. Why cudn''t U do that?" Husband: "I tried but she Slapped me
Do U Know My Love Story..






















INTERVAL















The End!!
Full Of Suspense!!
• Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade... ya phir bus aap pe chade... dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai


KASHMEER Hamara Hai Aur Hamara Rahe Ga Hum Use Jeete Ji Aazad.?




Nahi

Hone Denge

Q
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Agar Kashmeer Aazad Ho Gya To

5Feb Ki Chuti To Gayi Na Hath Se.. ;->

ItNi BtAmiz AurAt MAinE ZiNdAgi mEin nAhe dEkhi...










Jo kEhti hAi "App k AcouNT ki RAqAm iS cALL k Liye nA kAfi hy... ;->
''Punjaban: Maa aaj mai nay 1 larkay ko bewaqoof banaya
Maa: woh kaisay ?
Punjaban : may nay uss ka 500 ka note aapni sandle may chupa lia aur woh 2 ghantay tak meri braizer may dhondta raha''''