kya aap meri love stroy sunain ge?

kya aap meri love stroy sunain ge?
kya aap meri love stroy sunain ge?
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sunain ge????
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waqeyaeee sunain ge?
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.aap ko mery zaaati moamly main dakhal andazi ka koi haq nahin hai
  

May, 24 2010     242 chars (2 sms)     2647 views       Funny

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he''s simply not giving kiss
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chalo miti pao its ok.


Hun banda subah subah ki rola paawe
Hamesha Yad Rakho..

Hum
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Me
Dosro
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Wah!
To Phir Dosre Kia Aam Lene Aye Hain?(",)

Source of Vitamin
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I chew them regularly to stay fit"

-Shahid Afridi
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Bt Only One Difference Is The



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CUTE - YOU

SWEET - YOU

THOUGHTFUL - YOU

GOOD LOOKING - YOU

BEAUTIFUL - YOU

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