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kya aap meri love stroy sunain ge?
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kya aap meri love stroy sunain ge?
kya aap meri love stroy sunain ge?
kya aap meri love stroy sunain ge?
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sunain ge????
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waqeyaeee sunain ge?
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.aap ko mery zaaati moamly main dakhal andazi ka koi haq nahin hai
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''Jis k intzar me ki hain tu ny apni aankhain num
''Jis k intzar me ki hain tu ny apni aankhain num
Zara gor se dekh ye hi to nahi hai tera sanam?
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Boy: if I kiss u.what u think ?
Boy: if I kiss u.what u think ?
Girl: I will think... EK bewakoof chor, jo car chura sakta tha,sirf stepney le gaya :)
in HOSPITAL
in HOSPITAL
aaa ja tainon akhian udeek dian
dil wajan marda
aaa ja bijliay wasta e bimar da
aaa ja tainon akhian udeek dian
First Guy (Proudly)
First Guy (Proudly) : "My Wife''s An Angel!"
Second Guy : "You''re Lucky, Mine''s Still Alive."
Full Forms>...;) NIIT : Not Interested in IT
Full Forms>...;)
NIIT : Not Interested in IT
WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses
TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
Wat''s the similarity between
Wat''s the similarity between
U & a bottle of pepsi....
Sweet,
cool,
good,
easily available
And
Biggest similarity...
Dhakkan. . .
Mummy Ye School Kya Hota He
Mummy Ye School Kya Hota He
Beta Ye Wo Jagah He
Jaha Parent Ko Luta Aur Bacho Ko Pita Jata He
Father Askd 2
Father Askd 2 H¡S SOn:Tum Baar Baar Matric Me Fail Hotay Ho Tum
Ne Aj Tak Kuch Na Kuch To Seekha Ho Ga?
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Søn:Yes Papa . .!
Father:Wht?
Son:Kitab Kholna. .
Really SmArt One
Really SmArt One
I May Not Always Love The One Who Loves Me.....
But
I Surely Do Respect Their Choice... =P ;)
''''Talking to a Genius
''''Talking to a Genius is equal to the knowledge of reading books for one month'''' (chinese proverb)... So feel free to call me anytime.
App Mujhay Aikn jaga se bohatfu
App Mujhay
Aikn jaga
se bohat
pyare
Lagtay hain.?
Maloom hai kahan se?
DOOR SE..........;->
Teacher : why are majority of south Indians dark in color ?
Teacher : why are majority of south Indians dark in color ?
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Student: Because they watch Sun TV, Surya TV, Udaya TV without applying
sunscreen lotion
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