kya aap meri love stroy sunain ge?

kya aap meri love stroy sunain ge?
kya aap meri love stroy sunain ge?
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sunain ge????
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waqeyaeee sunain ge?
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.aap ko mery zaaati moamly main dakhal andazi ka koi haq nahin hai
  

May, 24 2010     242 chars (2 sms)     3247 views       Funny

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JUMPING FROM A HEIGHT,
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