"B.v Apne Shohar Ki Tareef Kb Krti Hy" 1

"B.v Apne Shohar Ki Tareef Kb Krti Hy" 1
Aadmi ne Apne Dost Se Poocha

Dost: Jb Shohar Chorh Jaye

"Kia Mtlb?" Aadmi Ne Poocha

Dost: Mtlb Ye K Bht Kch Chorh Jaye ... ;->

May, 18 2010 181 chars (2 sms) 2174 views Funny

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What R U Searching

What R U Searching

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Bcoz
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Kashmir Day Is Holiday :-

Bv: Shadi K Shuroo K Dino Me

Bv: Shadi K Shuroo K Dino Me

Jb Ma Khana Pkati Thi
To Ap Mujy Zyada Khilaty Or Khud Kam.

Lekin Ab Ap Aisa Q Nhi Krty?

Shohar:Q K Ab Tmhy Khana Pakana Aa Gia Hy

Height Of Cowardice:

Height Of Cowardice:
2 Persons Fighting Through Sms

Height Of Helplessmess:
Receiving No Sms For A Weak

Height Of TimePass:
A Person Snding Sms To HimSelf

Height Of Achievement:
A Person Snding Sms To A Girl Wanting To Become Frnds & Getting A Reply

Height Of Expectation:
Snding Pakistani Team An E-mail, Wishing Them To Win A Match.

Height Of Having No Work:
U r Reading Such Long Sms . . . ;->

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
to you

shocked ?

actully aaj ke Din

''James Hawk''

nay DHAKKAN banaya tha

tou mainay socha her DHAKKAN ko wish kur doon;)

Police:Instead of hospital

Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA

dual heart attack message

Dual heart attack message

girl sends message to her boyfriend: lets break up it is all over now

girl sends a message again: sorry it was not for you

Bhikari Pathan sy!

Bhikari Pathan sy!
mujhy khaany ko kuch mill sakta hy.

Pathan:kal ki Roti kha lo gy?
bhikari: G han bilkul.

Pathan: acha to phir kal Time se Aa jana... ;->

21st Century Is Truly LIFELESS:

21st Century Is Truly LIFELESS:
Communication: WIRELESS
Cooking:FIRELESS
Youth:JOBLESS
This Msg: MEANINGLESS
Sender:PRICELESS
Reader:USELESS

If U Are

If U Are

Ever In Doubt

As To Wether or Not

To Kiss A Pretty Girl . . .

Alwayz Give Her

The Benifit Of The Doubt

LUNCH AUR DINNER

Teacher : 2 aisi cheezo k naam batao,
jinhe Nashte me nhi kha skte.

Sid: Sir, LUNCH AUR DINNER.!

WAPDA

WAPDA walon ka kehna hai k sirf June tak hi awam ko loadshedding ki takleef bardashat karni hogi
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Uske baad to aadat ho jayegi.

. . .. . .Ciggerete Ek Lanat Hai . . .

Ciggerete Ek Lanat Hai . . .

Jo Humare Nau-Jawano Ko Tabah Ker Rahi Hai . . .

Aao Mil K Is Lanat Ka Khatima Karen . . .

1 Packet Aap Khatam Karo

1 Packet Hum Khatam Kerte Hain . . . ;->

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