pathanon ne eid k baad

Pathanon ne eid k baad 5 waqt namaz b saudia k sath parhne ka faisla kia hai...
Nai timings ye hongi
Fajr- Suba 8 bje
Zohr- Sepeher 4 bje
Asr- Sham 7 bje
Maghrib- Raat 10 bje(suraj gharoob hona shart nai)
Isha- Raat 1 bje

May, 05 2010 230 chars (2 sms) 2338 views Funny

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How Can You Tell

How Can You Tell
When A Lawyer Is
Lying ... ?

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Whenever
You See His Lips
Moving ... ;->

Din Ko Karo YA Raat Ko Karo

Din Ko Karo
YA
Raat Ko Karo

Ander Karo
YA
Bahir Karo

Beth Ker Karo
YA
Leat Ker Karo

Bed Per Karo
YA
Kursi Per Karo

Piyar Se Karo
YA
Ghusse Se Karo

Neend Main Karo
YA
Hosh Main Karo

1 Bar Karo
YA
2 Bar Karo

"Kerna Tu Hai"
--sMs-- YaaR..

Jaisay maRze hai waisay kaRo... ;->

A woman met a man

A woman met a man
Walking along the streets
Wearing only one shoe.
"Just Lost A Shoe?" She asked
He answered:
"Nope, Just Found One" ;)

Girlfriend & Police

Girlfriend & Police
Main Kia Baat Common Hay ???
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socho !
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socho !
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Aur Socho !
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Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kr
Chor Dete Hain !:p

There r 101 reasons 2

There r 101 reasons 2 miss some1but v need just 1 reason 2 hate some1But 2 remember a friend like UI don''t need any reasonI Simply say"Meri Mat Mari Gai c"

raja pakistani ka sms

raja pakistani ka sms
"yaar I am receiving sms daily but not getting any interest coz I am in search of a Rani while the sender name shows to be Rana, so I have decided to sell my cell phone"

Clerk ne oFFice fone

Clerk ne oFFice fone karke boss se kaha: Sir mai 1 Week tak oFFice nahi aaonga, Meri Bewi taang torr bethi hai..
Boss: (Gusse me) Magar 1 Week tak TUM kiOn nahi aaogEy.?
Clerk: Actualy Sir aAp samjhe nahi, meri Bewi ne jo taang torri hai,
"WOH MERI HAI"

u r the biggest FOOL on this planet...

u r the biggest FOOL on this planet...
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upar bol diya na.?
ab yaha neeche kya certificate dhoond rahe ho?

A Touching Story. .

A Touching Story. . .

One day the mosquito got excited and gave a love bite to the dog.

The dog became emotional and returned the love bite to the mosquito.

The next dayâ€¦

Mosquito died of rabies and dog died of malariaâ€¦

What a touching story!!!

How can we prevent Noise Pollution?

How can we prevent Noise Pollution?

Keep vehicle horn in silent mode!;)

william studyfear said

William Studyfear said...!!!

"This life is too short even to get full sleep...!
I don''t know how people find time to study...!
so ketabain bnd kro
aur so jao..

''hame to sms ne loota

''hame to sms ne loota call mein kaha dum tha mere sms wha ponche jin kanjooso ke pass bal nhe tha''

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