I May Walk Slowly..

I May Walk Slowly..
I May Walk Slowly..

But...I Never Walk Backwards...

-Abraham Lincoln










I Don''t Need To Walk..Bcoz...

I Have Bike..

HumAyuN
  

May, 14 2010     155 chars (1 sms)     1945 views       Funny

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