jab light jati hy tou

jab light jati hy tou

Jab Light Jati Hy Tou . .

Defence women says: Oh my God ! Hey Guards, Turn on the generator

Women of Gulshan say : Lo gai light UPS start hy koi chk karo

Kharadar women: Mariviya KESC wara kutay ja bacha heen hul shakoor maum-batti baar.... =P ;)
  

May, 05 2010     258 chars (2 sms)     1981 views       Funny

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Bst pick up line 2 approch a grl!

Go 2 her & ask "is ur dad a

terrorist" She''ll say "wat?"


Then u say "no no I asked coz u

r such a Bomb"
Mujh Me Aur Aap Me Smart Koun Hai??
Guess?...






Maine Guess Karne Ko Kaha....

Press Karne Ko Nahi.
Super Killer Joke
.
.
Boy and girl are sitting..
.
2 dogs kissed each other
.
Boy- jaanu agar tum bura Na
mano to main bhii??????
.
.
Girl- ok, par sambhal ke..,
kahi kutta kaat na le. ;( :D :P :
Ye Pighalta Jism

Ye Kapkapate Hont
Ye Larazti Awaz


Ye Larkharate Qadam



Ufff




Mujhe Tou Pehle Hi Shak Tha





K



Tum








CHARSI Ho :p
ye Shadi nahin Aasan Bus itna Samajh lijiey..!!

Ek Fernail ki Goli hay aur Choostey Jana hai...!! :)
Failure Is Not When
Your GirlFriend Leaves
You


















It''s When You
Don''t Try For
Her Sister . . . ;->
Men discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
Women discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE

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''What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!''
Arz Hai
"Unke Pyaar Ka Umr Bhar Intzar Kya,...

Unke Pyar ka Umr Bhar Intzar Kya...


auR..


AUR,


AuR


Us Intzar Me Na Jane Kitno Se PyAR KIYa.
Woh maza na BAADSHAHI main hai,
Na Taj main hai,
Na woh Maza puri Dunya k Raj mai hai,
Na woh maza kisi Khazanay main hai,


Jo maza Naak se chohay nikal k Gol Ghumanay main hai.
When I was born
Devil said…Oh Shit!!!
Another GOOD PERSON!!!..
&
When u were born devil said …
Oh Shit!!!!Competition…!!!


A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.