1 pathan ki 10 betiya thi

1 Pathan Ki
10 Betiya''n Thi''n,

Phir Ja Kar Us K Haan 1 Beta Hua

Pathan Ne Us Ka Naam Kya Rakha Hoga?

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Zarurat Khan =P ;)

May, 05 2010 161 chars (2 sms) 2384 views Funny

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is qadar hum ny udhaar khaya hy pappu

Is qadar hum ny Udhaar khaya hy paPpu..!
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Dukandar bhi humari zindagi ki dua kartay hain.... ;->

btao meri bhens kahan ha

Lrka lrki se:jan mjy tmhari ankhon me
sari dunya ka nzara nzr ata ha

Larky ka dost bola:
zra dkh k btao mri bhens kahan ha:-D

''Mu se log milty hain

''Mu se log milty hain
merey ikhlaq ki waja se

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Hor meri koi "PHAKKI"
nai mashoor.''

name: basheeran maasi

NAME:
Basheeran Maasi

PASSI0N:
Jhaaro Pocha

SPECIALIST:
Gattar or Pipe line kholna

Date of Birth:
16/03/75

WEIGHT:164 Kgs
HEIGHT:3''5"

COLOR:Dark Chocolate blck

BIRTH PLACE:
BhAiNs C0L0ny

DREAM:
ShAdi kArooNgi to Sirf sMs phArnE wALE sE... =P

Oy huy..
MuskurAhAt tu dEkho MErE dosT keE... ;->

Toffee Chabayi Nahi Jati

Toffee Chabayi Nahi Jati

To Chocolate Kha Liya Karo !!

Aur Ladki Patayi Nahi Jati

To Behan Bana Liya Karo !!

Meay Piaray

Meay

Piaray

Dost

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Kya dhoond rahay ho?

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Kya dhoond rahay ho?

One Manb read a Board

One Manb read a Board "likhne wala brilliant, parhne wala idiot."

Man becomes angry, he rub board and writes,

"Parhne wala Brilliant Or Likhne Wala Idiot"

''Director to actress:

''Director to actress:

tumhe 4 gunde pakrenge

aur hero bachane ayega

Actress: Hero Kaun hai?

Director: Emraan Hashmi

Actress: phir mujhe

usse kaun bachayega?????''

Saveray jaldi uth

Saveray jaldi uth k,Naha k,Saf Jay kapre pa k,Msjid ja,ALAH agay sajde pay k,Akhan band kar k,Sache Dil nal puch,"MOLA jadon tusi aqal vandi, main kithe c"

Dil Lagi K Liye College Ka Chakar

Dil Lagi K Liye College Ka Chakar He Mar Liya Karty Thy

"pApPu"

Bomb Patakhon Ne Ye Shugal Mela Bhi Band Karwa Diya... =P ;->

''Zidi: Tuje pata hai smoking

''Zidi: Tuje pata hai smoking slow poison ka kaam karte hai.
Funy: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai''

dual heart attack message

Dual heart attack message

girl sends message to her boyfriend: lets break up it is all over now

girl sends a message again: sorry it was not for you

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