1 pathan ki 10 betiya thi

1 Pathan Ki
10 Betiya''n Thi''n,

Phir Ja Kar Us K Haan 1 Beta Hua

Pathan Ne Us Ka Naam Kya Rakha Hoga?

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Zarurat Khan =P ;)

May, 05 2010 161 chars (2 sms) 2114 views Funny

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way gujra way way gujra way.

Nargis ne ek school mai urdu teaching start ki aur 1st day hi us ko nikal diya
Nargis to students: parho
Alif, bay, pay, tay
way gujra way way gujra way.

teacher, student

teacher, student se jo cheez tumhe tang ya pareeshan karn use apne pas bhi na bhatakne do.

Student, chal beta sub se pehle to tu aage peache ho.

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Night & Moon.

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Roses & Love.

My costly SMS
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An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
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Englishman jumped into sea.
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GIRL:"Kahan?"

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My nights are going sleepless,

My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“is this love?”
GOD replied,
“no dear, result is near”

Lalu: Rabri,

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A bus station is where a bus stops.

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A train station is where train stops.
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karoge din mein to rahegi chusti

karo kam se kam din mein ek bar

to rahegi tandrusti

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A sardar ji pulled

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still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

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