every woman needs a husband

"Every woman needs a husband
because everyday every minute.....
Something goes wrong which
she can''t blame on
God or Government." =P =D

May, 05 2010 145 chars (1 sms) 1977 views Funny

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A Man Passing-By Asks:
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Jungle Mein Gaya.

Jao Re Tum Bhi PATHAN Nikla,
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Smile is the sec0nd best thing U can d0 with yr lips...

Of c0urse U kn0w the first 0ne :)

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A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

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Wife: I Found A Paper In Ur Pocket, Wid d Name "Jenny" On It

Hsband: I Playd RACE Last Week n "Jenny" Was d Name Of My ''Horse''

Wife: Sory !

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Hsband: Wht''s Dat 4?

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Train mai aik husband apni wife say:

Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

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Once In A Jungle All The

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Once Hrithik is trying

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Batao kyun???

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Kyunke preity kehti hai... "Is baat ko agar tum zara ghuma phira ke kehte, to achha hota!"

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