a mothers love for

a mothers love for
A Mother''s Love For Her Children

Like Nothing Else In The World

It Knows No Law, No Pity

It Dares All Things & Crushes Down Remorselessly

All That Stands In ts Path . . .
  

May, 03 2010     184 chars (2 sms)     3076 views       Funny

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Wife to husband: Stop looking at girls, u r married now.

Husband: U mean if i am on diet, i cant even look at the menu?
Butt: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.
Teacher: Woh koun sa event tha jo na hota to aj "KARACHI" khush hall hota... ?

Student:
Altaf Hussain ki maa ki shadi... ;->
>> "Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the
>> violin after the operation?"
>> "yes of course...."
>> "Great ! i never could before"


Pandit1-Ur Son Is Poor In Studies


Pandit2-Why?


Pandit1-My Son Failed After Copying Ur Sons Paper


Computer Is Shameless
Why?



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B''coz, It Has Hardware & Software But




No
Underwear..?
A msg for all the students
of different Colleges and Universities !

As we all know that isb had been through
so many strikes and holidays,
last year.
So, to cover-up that all the students
must hav to convince
our skools admin team to
open the skool on 14th Feb (Sunday);-)
Aaj Mere Paas
Mobile Hai
Number Hai
Battery Hai
Balance Hai
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Hai Koi Msg?
To Bhejo
Agar Nahi
To Mobile Pheko,
Cutest Proposal

Boy : kya mai aapka address jaan sakta hoon

Girl : kyun?

Boy : 1 din baraat leker aana hai
Magistrate: Aakhir tum baar baar isi ek ghar se kyun pakray jatay ho?

Chor: Janab main in ka family chor hun…
Teacher: "Johnny, Im Glad To See Your Writing Has Improved."

Johnny: "Thank You"

Teacher: "Now, Finally,

I Can See How Bad Your Spellings Are!!!"
PPP New Slogen

Roti

KaprA

Na

Makaan

Mang

Raha Hai Lite Insan

[~!~] a m Y