Aap jaisa koi meri zindaki mein aaye to baat banjaye Aap jaisa cute meri zindaki mein aaye to baat banjaye Aap jaisa cute meri zindaki mein aaye to baat banjaye Aap jaisa bewakoof meri jhhoti baaton per yakeen kare to "APRIL FOOL" banjaye
Teacher:
Bare hokr kiya bano gye?
Pathan:
Mera bap kehta hy jtna marzi parh, wo nahi ban sakta jo chahta hy.
Teacher:
Kiya banna chahty ho?
Pathan
"LADY DOCTOR"
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We
take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A
little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."