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Love U Mom . . . =)
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May, 03 2010
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there is no velvet s
There is no velvet so
soft as a mother''s lap
no rose as lovely as her smile,
no path so flowery as that
imprinted with her footsteps.
Ek pedh pe do kabootar,
Ek pedh pe do kabootar,
Ab who kha kar
rahe the??
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Socho
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Nahi pata
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Flytter fluter..............;->
A dirty msg
A dirty msg
1 cockroach hotel gya aur waiter sai kaha
1 plate bulghum 1 fry nak or nuzla
1 glass vomating shake le aao
But hath safeguard se dho laina plz
i hide my tears
i hide my tears when i say your name but the pain in my heart is stil the same.though i smile and seem carefree theres no1 who misses u more than me!!
PATHAN
pathan: yaar mere liye kisi achi si larki ka rishta bta
Dost: Aik larki hai B.com ki
pathan: yaar kisi b qoum ki ho bas parhi likhi honi chahie
Teri eik angrai laine se mera dum
Teri eik angrai laine se mera dum sa nikal jata hai
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aey zalim
aey qatil
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Body spray lagane mein tera kya jata hai.. ;->
Rs 60/- per day
Rs 60/- per day is wasted in smoking, which could be used to feed a hungry man in india.
So lets keep smoking, marne do saalon ko !
PAKISTAN ZINDABAD!
Apnay 2005 ke
Apnay 2005 ke Gunnah mitanay k liye 109 bar ais mantar ko pahrna hai
East or West
" FaWad " Is Da BEst .
Ab Edit Ker K Apne Naam Dal Ke Ek Aur Gunnah Mat Karna!!
u r the biggest FOOL on this planet...
u r the biggest FOOL on this planet...
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upar bol diya na.?
ab yaha neeche kya certificate dhoond rahe ho?
Patna kahan par hai
Ragging ke waqt larko ne 1 larki se kaha,1 sawal ka jawab do:
Patna kahan par hai?
Larki-India mein
Boys-yahin pat jao itni dur jaane ki kiya zarurat hai..!
Kanjoos Baap Bete Se...
Kanjoos Baap Bete Se...
Beta Kiya Tm Kuch Parh Rahe Ho?
Beta: Nahi Papa
Kiya Tm Kuch Likh Rahe Ho?
Beta: Nahi Papa Main Kuch Soch Raha Hun
Baap: Toh Phr Ye Aienak Utar Do
Tmhri Fazool Kharchi Mje Dobo De Gi . . ;->/-D
Duniya Main Sab Se
Duniya Main Sab Se Himmat Wala Kaun?
DHOBI-
Kabhi Bhi Kisi Ke Ghar ja kar bol sakta hai sahib bibi ji ko bolo Kapray nikal kar rakhe main abhi aa kar le le leta hon
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